Never Ending Cheat Code To Unlock Homestar As A Playable Character

DarkEvilWorm

And a giant piece of pie, which you have to eat...

King of The CheatSmith

upside down, blindfolded, and chained up in order to...

16_BIT_MARIO1

Blow up your stomach, causing the Gravy Train cult to...

someguyfromazoo

Do stupid things.

16_BIT_MARIO1

Such as making Homsar, the leader of the cult, shoot...

StinkomanFan

Mario causing a lawsuit between...

someguyfromazoo

Mr. Bobby and Mr. Boby.

Ckool5000

which makes everyone nearby be transported to

16_BIT_MARIO1

Earth-2, then the Justice Society...

someguyfromazoo

Does a horrible unjustice!

16_BIT_MARIO1

Then Mr. Terrific and Hourman...

King of The CheatSmith

dance at the nearest party club, you join them, they ask you to...

16_BIT_MARIO1

Defeat Darkseid's planet of evil Supermen, then realize that's the Legion of Super Heroes' problem and...

deadlinejon

go to the track while wearing the old timy moustase and notice that you caused a...

StinkomanFan

Pime taradox were you have to stop...

16_BIT_MARIO1

The Hamburglar from assaulting...

someguyfromazoo

Indiana Jones.

16_BIT_MARIO1

After you fix that, Walrusguy...

someguyfromazoo

Makes a Youtube poop. Big freaking surprise.

StinkomanFan

And then kills Lois and takes over the world....

someguyfromazoo

of the Cabbage Patch Kids.

Snicklin

...and takes Barney as his little toady, but then Barney overthrows Walrusguy and goes on a rampage for world domination...
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Salad Fingers is just as depressing and creepy as Coach Z. It's true. Look him up.

Strong Bad Fan

Use the lobster on it...

someguyfromazoo

to form a crappy lobster ball. Conglaturation, Barney. you are retar-Then, banrey uses the LobstaBall to...

bigdondoo

open up "The Cheat's House" as a playable area, which makes the King of Town mad (as he can't use his grill) which allows you to...

someguyfromazoo

Make him grind his non-existent teeth, causing a second reality too be made.

Redrot

which the Cheatsa Pitza is sucked into. Then, you

King of The CheatSmith

follow, sending Secont Reality Homestar to..

bigdondoo

Hell (a place where second is spelt secont). Satan then...

someguyfromazoo

Does the M. C. Hammer slide for no reason.

Ugly Bird

For some reason, he then endows you with the power to creat an alternate reality, where you don't have to spell correctly.

the_napoleon

You use your new powers to go to...

Strong Bad Fan

to America and....

King of The CheatSmith

then you morph into Trogdor, then you...

Strong Bad Fan

eat a Peasant with a grumble cake to...

Ugly Bird

...try and be more awesome than your brother, The S is for Sucks Dragon, but it doesn't work, so you challenge him to a drinking game, which entails...

someguyfromazoo

The D is for Drunk Dragon.

yogurtmano8675309

He then drinks himeself into a coma you win!then you must burninate...

Ugly Bird

a dozen red roses, to prevent Homestar and Marzipan's 75th reconciliation. Your plan works, but also accidentally causes a cataclysmic...

Strong Bad Fan

war then...