After walking three feet, you reach the boss of level 27, a four foot monster that looks like the empire state building with nine poisonous tentacles and an eleven foot tongue made out of a bunch of chicken wings glued together. To beat it, you must...
Crash a plane into it. Then you are in a massive flame war with America, and Jack Thompson for your parody of 9/11.( Yes, I did this, your eye's do not deceive you. Spam me all you like, but from reading this, I have learned not to attempt to be funny when you should be in bed, and have drank a small sip of a disgusting, cloudy liquid Jack-in-the-Box claimed was iced tea, and god only knows what it has done with your mind.)
With the America people mad at you for your insanely bad taste for creating a parody of a horrible disaster in the nations history, you find yourself forced to exile in Canada, where...
At which point the destruction of the level 27 boss angers its minions. Thirty-twelve giant dandelions instantly shoot out of the ground and announce that because you killed their master, they are going to eat you. They then ask for your own thoughts on this subject, at which point you...
Find yourself in a mysterious couch world, where you seem to have shrunk. Everything that was stuck in your couch seems huge now, you even see a giant half eaten grumblecake here. When you just notice the people of this world, they all bow down to you, then carry you away to some strange temple. They put you down and tell you that many years ago, their world was invaded by an evil race of pumpkins, called The Punko. Even when hope seemed to be lost, the prophecy, in which they didn't notice until a few days ago, told that one day a hero will fall from the real world and save their world from evil. You tell them that you have to go back to the real world, but they won't let you go into their portal which leads to the real world until you save them. It appears you can't, since there are several large bouncers in front of the doorway leading to the portal. You...
do a tiny, tiny dance, which makes you light-headed and have to sit down. Click on the chair and wait for Strong Bad to have been sitting down for five minutes, but you can't leave and come back five minutes later because you have to press the "a" button once every two seconds to keep from passing out. Eventually...
You realize that you still have to do something to get yourself to the real world which is about to a-splode if you don't get out of here within thirty years.
You put a Game Boy in a blender and turn it on, making the alternate universe portal. But you miscalculate the projection of the portal, and wind up in...
Refers to the computer as a "bakers dozen". Not wanting to waste a perfectly good computer on Homsar, and since the lappy is the only computer you need, you decide to destroy it by...
An elderly oatmeal enthusiast's daughter, Elizagerth, who owns a factory that produces...
Pillows with designs of roosters on them. You are invited to the wedding, so you go. At the wedding, you over hear someone talking to someone else about their plans to kill you here. That person turns around and looks at you, realizing that you have been eavesdropping on him. He runs after you, and you run away from him, since you value your life and all. It feels like you've been running from him for hours, but you seem to have lost him, finally. The only question now is that, where are you ? Looks like you've been running for much longer than you thought. You see someone sitting on a chair atop their cabin porch. You...
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Pillows with designs of roosters on them. You are invited to the wedding, so you go. At the wedding, you over hear someone talking to someone else about their plans to kill you here. That person turns around and looks at you, realizing that you have been eavesdropping on him. He runs after you, and you run away from him, since you value your life and all. It feels like you've been running from him for hours, but you seem to have lost him, finally. The only question now is that, where are you ? Looks like you've been running for much longer than you thought. You see someone sitting on a chair atop their cabin porch. You...
Marzipan will appear, and, with her guitar, hit...