> Ask Doctor Andonuts (I've read the Damned wiki several times over) If he has any Inventions for you, Specificly, the Phase Distorter or Absoloutely Safe capsule.
> ask why he's using all the -'s, then throw chris at him and run.
Have you ever played EarthBound? There are dots at the beginning of every three lines, sometimes sooner. I couldn't replicate those dots, so I used dashes. Look for some screenshots with text in them.
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You follow the trail and wind up in some quaint rural-type village of some kind.
O...K...
> Use PK Love
or
> Use PK Flash
or
> Use PK Freeze.
The joke is we have to actually say THE BUTTON PRESSES, and not the commands.
OSNAP
There's some type of doctor here.
Don't! He can make us Unstoppable Killing Machines!
I have no idea what you're talking about.
"-Hello there!
I am Doctor
Sharfenmeister!
-I remember
seeing your
friend a few
-hours ago.
-He's up on the
next floor in the
-third room."