Time for a silly adventure!

Mouldcube

> get a pen and draw a teleportation machine, then get in it.

16_BIT_MARIO1

You follow the trail and wind up in some quaint rural-type village of some kind.

Mouldcube

> knock on the door three times, tap it twice, then kick it down and point an imaginary gun inside.

Snicklin

> Yeah!

King of The CheatSmith

>Go inside

16_BIT_MARIO1

O...K...

StinkomanFan

> Change adventure to stay like this.

Ray-The-Sun

No way...
> Use PK Love

or

> Use PK Flash

or

> Use PK Freeze.

16_BIT_MARIO1

Ray-The-Sun wrote: »

No way...
> Use PK Love

or

> Use PK Flash

or

> Use PK Freeze.

You don't have any of those, but maybe you have some other PSI technique...

Ray-The-Sun

> Check Inventory/PSI list.

16_BIT_MARIO1

Ray-The-Sun wrote: »

> Check Inventory/PSI list.

You don't know what the controls are, so you can't. But, hmmm... What do you seem to be styled after?

Ray-The-Sun

> Press A and check "Goods" and then "PSI"

16_BIT_MARIO1

Ray-The-Sun wrote: »

> Press A and check "Goods" and then "PSI"

Didn't you read the last post?

16_BIT_MARIO1 wrote: »

You don't know what the controls are, so you can't. But, hmmm... What do you seem to be styled after?

Imagine you're playing on an emulator.

King of The CheatSmith

>Use arrow keys: Press left once to go, press it again to stop.

Ray-The-Sun

Keyboard or Gamepad?

Mouldcube

> use PK <insert answer here>

Ray-The-Sun

Mouldcube wrote: »

> use PK <insert answer here>

The joke is we have to actually say THE BUTTON PRESSES, and not the commands.

16_BIT_MARIO1

Mouldcube wrote: »

> use PK <insert answer here>

OSNAP

Mouldcube

> run through door at the back to get help.

16_BIT_MARIO1

There's some type of doctor here.

Ray-The-Sun

> Ask Doctor Andonuts (I've read the Damned wiki several times over) If he has any Inventions for you, Specificly, the Phase Distorter or Absoloutely Safe capsule.

Mouldcube

> kill him with the lamp.

Ray-The-Sun

Mouldcube wrote: »

> kill him with the lamp.

Don't! He can make us Unstoppable Killing Machines!

16_BIT_MARIO1

Guys, he's not Dr. Andunkindonuts. He's just the first doctor I saw on the overworld sprite sheet.

Mouldcube

> still, kill him with the lamp.

16_BIT_MARIO1

Mouldcube wrote: »

> still, kill him with the lamp.

No, you're not going to kill him. PK Fire would work better, anyway.

Mouldcube

> wonder where chris has gone.

16_BIT_MARIO1

I have no idea what you're talking about.

Mouldcube

> get chris to distract the doctor while you steal anything you can find.

StinkomanFan

>Wonder where Tom went

16_BIT_MARIO1

StinkomanFan wrote: »

>Wonder where Tom went

I'm NOT going to sprite him.

Mouldcube

> ask Dr. whoisewhatsit if he has a computer.

metalkombat

>Talk to Doc.

Ray-The-Sun

> Become part of the Pigmask Army (Preferably a Navy SQUEAL) and Senslessly beat Dr. Andonuts Furhiyoko Date... Wait... DAMNIT! The Doctor.

16_BIT_MARIO1

metalkombat wrote: »

>Talk to Doc.

He says
"-Hello there!
I am Doctor
Sharfenmeister!
-I remember
seeing your
friend a few
-hours ago.
-He's up on the
next floor in the
-third room."

metalkombat

>Go to the next floor, 3rd room.

Ray-The-Sun

> Use PK Fire/Flash/Rockin'/Freeze/Starstorm.

Mouldcube

> ask why he's using all the -'s, then throw chris at him and run.

16_BIT_MARIO1

Mouldcube wrote: »

> ask why he's using all the -'s, then throw chris at him and run.

Have you ever played EarthBound? There are dots at the beginning of every three lines, sometimes sooner. I couldn't replicate those dots, so I used dashes. Look for some screenshots with text in them.

metalkombat

>Walk up the stairs (I assume he means "up" when he says next floor) and enter the 3rd room.