I'd probably set up a recording of me making a bunch of excuses. "Hang on I'm in the shower." "Hang on I'm drying off." "Hang on I'm getting… more dressed" "Hang on I forgot to put on pants." "Hang on those cookies I made are done let me get them, don't want them to burn."
Meanwhile I've been sneaking out the back door the entire time.
I would say: NO TIME TO TALK I HAVE TO MEET PERCY JACKSON AND THE LIGHTNING CURSE AT THE PANCAKE GRAVEYARD SO I CAN GO TO PURPLE DONUT MOUNTAIN AND COLLECT THE FRUIT LOOP OF DESTINY SO GANDALF CAN EAT THE NINTENDO CONSOLE BYE
That works too, I guess:). However, I only said that because Carver's voice actor(Michael Madsen) played a guy like that in one of his movies, "Reservoir Dogs".
And since Carver is more or less like Mr.Blonde I thought this robbery might actually work.
I invite Carver in for a delicious lunch of deer sausage, French fries and iced tea, we gossip and share our life stories in the Apocalypse, we talk about baby mama drama, and then I shoot him in the face and eat his food.
I invite Carver in for a delicious lunch of deer sausage, French fries and iced tea, we gossip and share our life stories in the Apocalypse, we talk about baby mama drama, and then I shoot him in the face and eat his food.
The End.
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"Carver knocks on my door"
Carver: What's your name?
Me: Fuck you! I drive a volvo!
FALCON PUNCH!!!
I was expecting a Chris Hansen punchline with those excuses, lol.
Id be like.
THIS. IS. SPARTA. And kick him into a hole.
I would try to stab that douchebag! I stress the word try, as I would no doubt be killed instead. But it's the thought that counts.
i would stab him with my trident
Fuck yea even though it ended and Judgment made me throw my Xbox out the window.
pfftt
I'd play episode 3 with him.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBoP2l7VBeo
This mindf**k Carver shoots himself ^
Heh, nope. "Iv'e got a gun...I'll uh, hit you with it?"
Oh please...
As soon as I realised a stranger was at the door, I would have locked it and barricaded it.
"So, how do I get you to not say/do anything dickish when I first talk to you outside the truck?"
"Uhh..."
It always does lol
I'd give him a massage.
Lure him in with false promises of berries and then shank him in the back of the head.
I'd be civil but I wouldn't let him through the door.
I would say: NO TIME TO TALK I HAVE TO MEET PERCY JACKSON AND THE LIGHTNING CURSE AT THE PANCAKE GRAVEYARD SO I CAN GO TO PURPLE DONUT MOUNTAIN AND COLLECT THE FRUIT LOOP OF DESTINY SO GANDALF CAN EAT THE NINTENDO CONSOLE BYE
[ Stare ]
Gets shot
I'd tell him to get a suit and come rob a jewelry store with me.
I would probably say: hi and then he would go 'cause he's wondering why he came to a loser in the first place.
NONONONNONNNONNONON
LETS DO IT CARVER
TOM CRUISE OUT OF HERE!
That works too, I guess:). However, I only said that because Carver's voice actor(Michael Madsen) played a guy like that in one of his movies, "Reservoir Dogs".
And since Carver is more or less like Mr.Blonde I thought this robbery might actually work.
I'll bring kenny to take care of him
I would inform him that he is a fictional character brought to life. His head would promptly asplode from shock.
I invite Carver in for a delicious lunch of deer sausage, French fries and iced tea, we gossip and share our life stories in the Apocalypse, we talk about baby mama drama, and then I shoot him in the face and eat his food.
The End.
Cool Story Bro
-Carver knocks on my door-
Me:
"No Carver... I'm the one who knocks."
Thank you. Hadn't seen this thread before and got a good laugh out of it. ^^
If you're asking what I'd do (in the ZA), I'd keep my hand on my pistol and ask him to leave.
Roleplaying an 11-year-old girl in the game, though, I did not do anything that could cause offense, as that would have been dangerous.
Shake the mans hand and give him some coffee
Offer Pankcakes
Opens door
Who's this
I would be like
"It's only a game, why u heff to be maed?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSFk7hZFN7E