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Thy Dungeonman: Thy Sillieth Adventure

Compy 386Compy 386
edited December 2008 in Forum Games
Ye find yeself in yon dungeon.
Ye see a FLASK.
Next to ye flask is yon dungeon MAP.
Obvious exits are NORTH, WEST, and IOWA.
What woulds thou do?
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  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited December 2008
    > Go Iowa
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited December 2008
    Snicklin wrote: »
    > Go Iowa

    Ye tries to go Iowa, but ye was not grown, and ye thinks ye should not go there unless ye wishes to be peeled.
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited December 2008
    Ye find yeself in yon dungeon.
    Ye see a FLASK.
    Next to ye flask is yon dungeon MAP.
    Obvious exits are NORTH, WEST, and NOT IOWA.
    What woulds thou do?
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited December 2008
    > Grow up, then go Iowa
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited December 2008
    Snicklin wrote: »
    > Grow up, then go Iowa

    Ye cannot go Iowa from here.
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited December 2008
    > Get ye flask
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited December 2008
    Snicklin wrote: »
    > Get ye flask!

    Ye attacks ye flask, just like ye had been dreaming about for all thy years. Ye has finally "got" ye flask! Ye spills ye contents of ye flask on yon dungeon MAP. Behold! There is ye message written in ye invisible ink!
    What woulds thou do?
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited December 2008
    > Take it West
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited December 2008
    Snicklin wrote: »
    > Take it West

    Ye doth have nothing to taketh with you. And ye wouldn't taketh me to thy movies!
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited December 2008
    Ye find yeself in yon dungeon.
    Ye see yon wet dungeon MAP.
    Obvious exits are NORTH, WEST, and NOT IOWA.
    What woulds thou do?
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited December 2008
    Ye may wake up, now e_e.
  • SidGarciaSidGarcia
    edited December 2008
    >Look at ye message in ye not visible ink
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited December 2008
    SidGarcia wrote: »
    >Look at ye message in ye not visible ink

    Ye sees the message. It is most certainly visible now. Ye wonders why ye hasn't READ ye message yet...
  • SidGarciaSidGarcia
    edited December 2008
    >Read ye message
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited December 2008
    SidGarcia wrote: »
    >Read ye message

    Ye does. Thy message says:
    "To Whom It May Concern,
    I hath lost my way in yon dungeon, and mine life has all but end'd. I finally found the Humdinger Ruby, but, alas, it be in vain for I cannot find a way- wait... Haha! Success! After all these years I finally know now that I need to go-"
    And thy message hath run out of room to write on... if only thou could find the continuation... (+5pts)
  • Darkblade07Darkblade07
    edited December 2008
    >check ye inventory?
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited December 2008
    Ye find yeself in yon dungeon.
    Obvious exits are NORTH, WEST, and NOT IOWA.
    What woulds thou do?
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited December 2008
    Darkblade07 wrote: »
    >check ye inventory?

    Ye hath bobkus.
  • Darkblade07Darkblade07
    edited December 2008
    >go west
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited December 2008
    Darkblade07 wrote: »
    >go west

    Ye goes west. Good for thou; it reeked of thy dungeon rats back there!
    Ye arrives in ye Forrest Temple.Ye hopes ye does not find a boss here.
    Ye spies a KEY.
    Ye can also see a new ye FLASK in ye trees.
    Obvious exits are EAST.
    Ye also sees a exit to ye NORTH, but ye door to ye NORTH is locked.
    What woulds thou do?
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited December 2008
    > hate fact that ye flask has multiplied itself.
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited December 2008
    Mouldcube wrote: »
    > hate fact that ye flask has multiplied itself.

    Thou may not hate ye flask. Ye flask hates Thee.
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited December 2008
    > Use key to unlock door to the north
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited December 2008
    > shake ye tree.
  • Darkblade07Darkblade07
    edited December 2008
    >sayeth your name 5 times fast
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited December 2008
    Darkblade07 wrote: »
    >sayeth your name 5 million times fast

    > realise that I have improved thy messege, and sayeth lol.
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited December 2008
    Use key to unlock door to the north

    Ye doth not haveth 2 keys to rubbeth together... now...
    > shake ye tree.

    Ye shaketh ye tree. Ye FLASK falleth down on thine head. Ouch.
    >sayeth your name 5 times fast

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  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited December 2008
    >get thy flask and thy key at once.
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited December 2008
    Mouldcube wrote: »
    >get thy flask and thy key at once.

    Ye geteth thy key, but ye cannot find thy flask. Ye only seeth ye flask.
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited December 2008
    Mouldcube wrote: »
    > realise that I have improved thy messege, and sayeth lol.

    Ye mayeth goth to Ye Hell, and seeth ye Soda Poppers!!!
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited December 2008
    > thinketh of reason why thy flask mayeth have got back into tree after beeing in thy reach...or rather, on thy head.
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited December 2008
    Mouldcube wrote: »
    > thinketh of reason why thy flask mayeth have got back into tree after beeing in thy reach...or rather, on thy head.

    Thy flask doth not exist. There beith only YE FLASK, which beith on thy ground. It is currently possible to get ye flask... or is it?...
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited December 2008
    > go on scientific...eth journey to create thy flask, for it is surely better than ye flask.
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited December 2008
    > Get ye flask
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited December 2008
    Mouldcube wrote: »
    > go on scientific...eth journey to create thy flask, for it is surely better than ye flask.

    No.
    > Get ye flask

    Ye hath finally a ye flask!...Huh. Now that ye has it, it is no longer of intrest. Oh well. Thou keeps ye flask anywayeth. Ye never know if ye needeth to throw a round object at thy foes...
    (+5 points)
    What woulds thou do noweth?
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited December 2008
    > useeth thy mobile phone to order ye pizza.
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited December 2008
    > Drink whatever contents that be in ye flask
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited December 2008
    Mouldcube wrote: »
    > useeth thy mobile phone to order ye pizza.

    Ye just ate a bone 3 hours ago. Ye beeth not hungy. Besides, ye doth not want ye Pizza Guy to dieth, he beeth ye only one who doths not ask for ye tips!!!
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited December 2008
    Snicklin wrote: »
    > Drink whatever contents that be in ye flask

    Ye doth not want do that. Trusteth me, trusteth, me!
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited December 2008
    > Go West
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