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Thy Dungeonman: Thy Sillieth Adventure

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  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited December 2008
    > go HOME
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    >Go Not Dennis
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited December 2008
    Ye may only goeth East, or North if thou has a KEY!!!
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    >Go Noth
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited December 2008
    StinkomanFan wrote: »
    >Go North

    *cough, cough* Ok. Oh, wait. Ye door is locked. Ye needeth a way to open it.
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    Your comment origianally said and i quote "Or Noth if thou has a KEY!!!"
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited December 2008
    > Go freakith West already
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited December 2008
    Snicklin wrote: »
    > Go freakith West already

    Ye runneth into thy wall. Dumb idea.
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited December 2008
    > Break through wall with the power giveth to thee by ye flask
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited December 2008
    StinkomanFan wrote: »
    Your comment origianally said and i quote "Or Noth if thou has a KEY!!!"

    Ye cannot go Noth from here.
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited December 2008
    > Look for key and open North younder door
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited December 2008
    Snicklin wrote: »
    > Break through wall with the power giveth to thee by ye flask

    Ye hath already broken thy nose ONCE that way. Ye refuseth to do it again.
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited December 2008
    Snicklin wrote: »
    > Look for key and open North younder door

    Ye already has ye key!
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited December 2008
    > Open North younder door and prepare to fight boss
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited December 2008
    Snicklin wrote: »
    > Open North younder door and prepare to fight boss

    Ye hath not used ye key on ye door yet...
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited December 2008
    > Use ye key on ye door, prepare to fight boss, open ye door, and enter
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    > use the ****ing key on the ****ing door
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited December 2008
    StinkomanFan wrote: »
    > use the ****ing key on the ****ing door

    I cannot understand you. Profanity is for losers. Winners don't make swears.
    > Use ye key on ye door, prepare to fight boss, open ye door, and enter
    Ye hath done all this now.
    Ye seeth no boss in thy room.
    In fact, ye seeth nothing in thy room!
    Ye may only go south from here...
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited December 2008
    > Look for any invisible objects to room
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited December 2008
    Snicklin wrote: »
    > Look for any invisible objects to room

    Ye beith too lazy. Ye wants to go SOUTH...
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited December 2008
    > Go South until ye runs into any foreign object/cliff
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited December 2008
    Snicklin wrote: »
    > Go South until ye runs into any foreign object/cliff

    Ye tries to leave ye dump, but suddenly ye gates block thy path!!! Ye turns around and...
    IT'S PHANTOM RIPBERGER!
    He may be not-real, but this guy can still fire thy arse!!!
    He glares at you with hollowed eyes, and dips ye stamp in ye blood-red ink. Ye stamp reads: "FIRED!!!"
    Ye knows that ye has only... uh... 4 shots at this before ye can kiss thy job goodbye.
    How will thou fight?
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    >Flip him off
    Or...
    >Make him him Do a barrel roll!
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited December 2008
    StinkomanFan wrote: »
    >Flip him off
    Or...
    >Make him him Do a barrel roll!

    He beith a Phantom! He cannot beith affected by ye living.

    (Psst! Think about what is in ye INVENTORY!!!)

    Ye hath only 3 shots at this!!!
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited December 2008
    > use contents of ye flask, whicheth is probably a "phantom killer" chemical.

    I've been talking in thy language too long I needeth to stop soon.
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited December 2008
    Mouldcube wrote: »
    > use contents of ye flask, whicheth is probably a "phantom killer" chemical.

    Thou knoweth ye flask holdeth ye invisible ink revealer! Still, ye throweth ye flask at ye Phantom Ripberger, anydangway...eth.
    He recoileth at ye touch of ye flask, and ye flask breaketh, spilling ye contents.
    He screameth as his face melteth off his head.
    He collaspeth, dead.
    His remains turneth into the second portion of ye MAP.
    Meh, it beith of no use, now that ye knows ye should've gone NORTH back hither.
    Ye also collecteth ye "FIRED!!!" STAMP, because ye wisheth ye battle was fruitful.
    (+35 points)
    Ye spies a blue HALO.
    What woulds thou do?
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited December 2008
    > use FIRED!!! STAMP on HALO
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited December 2008
    Mouldcube wrote: »
    > use FIRED!!! STAMP on HALO

    No, it does it's job well. Ye should fire only things that are costing ye lots of gold coins, or that are of no use to ye.
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited December 2008
    > get FLASK REMAINS, they mayeth come in useful.
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited December 2008
    Mouldcube wrote: »
    > get FLASK REMAINS, they mayeth come in useful.

    Ew, no! They haveth Boss Cooties on them!
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited December 2008
    > use FIRED!!! STAMP on FLASK REMAINS.
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited December 2008
    Mouldcube wrote: »
    > use FIRED!!! STAMP on FLASK REMAINS.

    They beith retired.
  • YellowtailYellowtail
    edited December 2008
    > Raiseth thy hands and shouteth 'Bringeth on thy wall!'
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited December 2008
    Yellowtail wrote: »
    > Raiseth thy hands and shouteth 'Bringeth on thy wall!'

    No.
  • HOLY CRAP!HOLY CRAP!
    edited December 2008
    >findeth the stupidth ye flaask!!!!!!!!
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited December 2008
    > wonder how to get out of ye room, as ye door haseth not yet been revealed to beopen.
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited December 2008
    Mouldcube wrote: »
    > wonder how to get out of ye room, as ye door haseth not yet been revealed to beopen.

    Ye needeth to play more video games with dungeon bosses. Otherwise, thou would have known how to use ye blue HALO.
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited December 2008
    > Find Index and activate blue Halo
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited December 2008
    Snicklin wrote: »
    > Find Index and activate blue Halo

    Oh fer ye love of-
    JUST STEPETH INTO YE HALO, ALREADY!!!
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited December 2008
    > stepeth BACKWARDS from ye halo, just to not progress thy game, then get boredeth of being thy disobedient, and actually step into halo.
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