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Dangeresque's new theme song

octochanoctochan
edited December 2008 in Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People
GaryCXJk wrote: »
He fights the law
But he also fights the crime
But not as much
Dangerdesque

With an ashtray at one side
He'll have an ashtray at one side
Dangerdesque
(Dangerdesque)

He's got some Chinese sauce
And he keeps it on top of a safe
With some takeout
Dangerdesque
(Some takeout)

Okay, now it's become silly.

I'd totally forgotten the tune for the Dangeresque theme when I read that, so my mind fitted it to the next closest song I could think of. That's when I had to write lyrics to the rest of this theme song.

Private eye extraordinaire
Dangeresque! Dangeresque!
Try and cross him if you dare
Dangeresque! Dangeresque!

He'll do stuff for a modest fee
Dangeresque! Dangeresque!
Unless something better's on TV
Dangeresque! Dangeresque!

His nunchuck gun is locked and loaded
His electronics are outmoded
Does paperwork on the Dangerdesque
Dangeresque! Dangeresque!

His partner is Renaldo
Sometimes Dangeresque Too?
They go to places like Strong Borneo
And find miscreants to subdue

His enemies are Uzi Bazooka
And Craig, and Szechuan Steve
Perducci stole the formula
He's got some plot up his sleeve

His informant is a fat gray lump
Dangeresque! Dangeresque!
Looks like he's gonna have to jump!
Dangeresque! Dangeresque!

The law enforcements he evades
While he sports those stylin' shades
This song's getting ridiculesque
Dangeresque! Dangeresque!
Dangeresque!!

Comments

  • HolyxionHolyxion
    edited December 2008
    Awesome, total epic win, sang through the whole thing. Really good.
  • bigdondoobigdondoo
    edited December 2008
    Nice poetry, but this doesn't fit the theme song at all. Nice poetry though.
  • octochanoctochan
    edited December 2008
    Ah, but the theme song you're supposed to sing it to is Freakazoid!
    Try reading that again.
  • HolyxionHolyxion
    edited December 2008
    I was singing it to Calling Cat-22 (a standard 8-6 alt. sequence), with the Freakazoid! theme the syllable count gets messed up after the 2nd stanza/verse.
  • bigdondoobigdondoo
    edited December 2008
    octochan wrote: »
    Ah, but the theme song you're supposed to sing it to is Freakazoid!
    Try reading that again.

    Well, okay that works and it's quite good, but why are we singing the Dangerdesque's theme to the Freakazoid! Theme song tune... this makes less sense then that new rapper MC Eisher...
  • octochanoctochan
    edited December 2008
    Holyxion wrote: »
    I was singing it to Calling Cat-22, with the Freakazoid! theme the syllable count gets messed up after the 2nd stanza/verse.

    Well, I was using the Freakazoid! theme directly as reference -
    Chimpanzee!
  • HolyxionHolyxion
    edited December 2008
    I actually played that exact video while I sung through it, but lemme try again.
  • GaryCXJkGaryCXJk
    edited December 2008
    Actually, it's only fun to do a Danger-sque thing when it's actually related to Dangeresque, not some random other stuff. Replacing Dangeresque with any other word makes more sense than adding the name Dangeresque to another song.

    Like this:

    He fights the crime
    But he doesn't anymore
    Because he's dead
    Dadgeresque
  • bigdondoobigdondoo
    edited December 2008
    Now THAT's what I'm looking for Gary!

    P.S. Loved that Dangerdesque song. Three Noses?
  • GaryCXJkGaryCXJk
    edited December 2008
    Okay, let me try again at the theme from Dangeresque: Behind the Dangerdesque.

    He fights the law
    But he also fights the crime
    But not as much
    Dangerdesque

    With an ashtray at one side
    He'll have an ashtray at one side
    Dangerdesque
    (Dangerdesque)

    He's got some Chinese sauce
    And he keeps it on top of a safe
    With some takeout
    Dangerdesque
    (Some takeout)

    That guy is Dangerdesque
    The takeout box has fallen
    If games have taught me anything
    He'll solve the case
    (Or maybe not)

    Stick it to the stamp, stick it to the stamp
    Chinese sauce, chinese sauce
    Stick it to the stamp, stick it to the stamp
    Red chinese sauce

    He works alone, unless he works with an office chair
    Which is all the time
    Dangerdesque

    He's made of wood, a bit of plastic, some bits of metal and a fire-retardant coating
    Dangerdesque

    That guy is Dangerdesque, Dangerdesque, Dangerdesque, Dangerdesque

    Or did I?
  • bigdondoobigdondoo
    edited December 2008
    Yes, yes you did.
  • octochanoctochan
    edited December 2008
    GaryCXJk wrote: »
    Actually, it's only fun to do a Danger-sque thing when it's actually related to Dangeresque, not some random other stuff. Replacing Dangeresque with any other word makes more sense than adding the name Dangeresque to another song.

    Like this:

    He fights the crime
    But he doesn't anymore
    Because he's dead
    Dadgeresque

    Well, congrats on finishing your song. I had fun writing mine, even if the song had no relation to H*R whatsoever. It was just something that popped into my head when I was trying to remember how the actual Dangeresque theme went.
  • NinjaNinja
    edited December 2008
    octochan wrote: »
    Ah, but the theme song you're supposed to sing it to is Freakazoid!
    Try reading that again.

    I was about to say that.

    The song fits somewhat nicely. However, the "looks like they're gonna have to jump" doesn't fit very well. Neither does the last verse.
  • dentbudsdentbuds
    edited December 2008
    EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    awesome man. write more. try somethin' about stinkoman!
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