Vending Machine

Ugly Bird

smellyman206 wrote: »

i put in a discount brick

You get a discount aligator.

I put in the cure to the machine's terrible disease.

Mouldcube

you get the desease yourself, then lose the cure and can't get it back, EVER (mainly because I stole it and used it all).

I put in a book with less than 3 pages.

the_napoleon

You get a 500 page brochure for Fresno.
I insert a Less Than Jake album.

Mouldcube

you get everyone who is less important than jake in this forum.

I put in the living embodyment of the word "fat".

StinkomanFan

You get Peter Griffin another living embodiement of fat

i put in a pie

Mouldcube

you get it thrown in your face, oh when will that joke stop ever being told.

I put in whatever the person in post #610 will get out.

metalkombat

You get whatever the person in post #609 put in.

I put in a bean bag chair.

Ugly Bird

You get a bag of baked beans.

I put in a can of "Vernors", the best ginger ale EVER.

Maxilyah

You get 20 pounds of low-fat Hershy's chocolate.

I put in Linda, the hulking lungfish of Lake Oblongata.

Ugly Bird

You get "Lungfishtopia", the city inside Linda's mind.

I put in something rediculous.

Maxilyah

^ Actually, it's Lungfishopolis. :P

You get something shiny and delicious.

I put in Sam's revolver.

Mouldcube

you get max's...umm...teeth in your face.

I put in the longest word in existance.

16_BIT_MARIO1

You get the word 'a'.

*Inserts antidisestablishmenterrianism*

Snicklin

You get Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.

I put in my Gmail account.

Maxilyah

^ Holy cripes, someone besides me actually knows that word!

You get $0.50 off your next purchase at Wal-Mart.

I put in Mr. Featherly.

16_BIT_MARIO1

You get the egg from the beginning of the universe.

*Inserts a boxen of doughnuts* Oh, and one of those doughnuts will be awarded to the first person to get the reference.

Maxilyah

^ No clue to the reference, but...

You get a glob of jelly.

I put in a packet of sweet tarts.

Ugly Bird

You get a packet of Sour Un-tarts. You're not quite sure what an "un-tart" is, but you try it and it's actually another one of those things that might have tasted like chicken if hadn't been so sour.

I put in my sense of humor.

Maxilyah

You get love and compassion. XD

I put in a purple hairbrush.

Ugly Bird

(so... my sense of humor is equivallent to love and compassion? Or are you trying to say it is the opposite of love and compassion?)

You get a bizarely hairy wart-hog that is purple and needs to be brushed. (yeah, I know, random, but I couldn't think of anything clever)

I put in my love and compassion, hoping to get something less girly in return.

Maxilyah

(Don't try to make sense of anything I say. You'll only end up getting hurt. XD)

You get sparkly pink nail-polish and a roll of nauseatingly cute kitten stickers.

I put in a bottle of vodka.

Sausy Gibbon

You get truth syrum.

I put in some 3-D Glasses.

Mouldcube

you Get 11-D glasses (that was quick, when did we discover 11?).

I put in last year.

metalkombat

You get an '09 calendar with pictures of cute kittens on every page. Oh, the horror!

I put in 24 hours.

Mouldcube

you get a broken watch.

I put in an explosive pixel.

Gman5852

You get Super Paper Mario.
I put my broken Xbox game.:(

StinkomanFan

you get my broken wii

i put in Pikmin 2

Samman28

You get that 16 month kitten calendar that i got for Christmas.

I put in some...Uhh.... Snails?

Mouldcube

you get escargot, now eat it.

I put in a parody song.

metalkombat

You get Weird Al Yankovic.

I put in a 2000 Point Wii Shop Channel Gift Card.

Mouldcube

you get them all spent...on things you don't like.

I put in something simple and not the first thing that pops into my head like I usually do.

metalkombat

You get a Diet Pepsi Vanilla. I guess the vending machine's working again.

I put in some silly putty.

Mouldcube

you get some sensible putty.

I put in the names of everyone alive in the world in 1264.

Ugly Bird

You get the names of everyone who died in the year 1264. That's odd, why are there MORE names on this list?

I put in some yellow cake.

Mouldcube

the machine dies due to poisonous yellow food colouring.

I build a new one out of lego bricks and put in a test subject.

Ugly Bird

You get the SAT Subject Tests.

I put in "essence of the urge to sneeze".

Mouldcube

the machine sneezes on you and you get a cold.

I put in the alphabet.

StinkomanFan

You get Alphabet Soup

I put in a party hat

Ugly Bird

You get an "interesting hat and/or wig party".

I put in an entire game of bowls.

Mouldcube

you get several bowls of my alphabet soup.

I put in late september 2010