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  • Ugly BirdUgly Bird
    edited December 2008
    You get nothing, since a jillion is not a real unit of measure.

    I put in a glass of P-nade.
  • antirikuroxantirikurox
    edited December 2008
    you get nothing.

    i steal the machine. (hahaha! no more stuff for you guys!!!)
  • Ugly BirdUgly Bird
    edited December 2008
    The collective will of everyone participating in this thread causes the vending machine to magically teleport itself back into place and also casts a spell on you that causes you to experience a brand new kind of pain every second.

    I put in a glass of P-nade, again.
  • KayJay123KayJay123
    edited December 2008
    You get a lucky nickel.

    I put in some Legos.
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited December 2008
    You get a pair of sweat pants. It's really all we can do.

    I put in some riches.
  • antirikuroxantirikurox
    edited December 2008
    you get a jhonka. ( it starts beating you up after because you stole it's riches!)

    i put in the curse. (haha! no take-backs!)
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited December 2008
    the curse causes the machine to fall apart...all over antirikurox.

    I make a new one and then put in all the video games I own.
  • Ugly BirdUgly Bird
    edited December 2008
    You get every videogame that you DON'T own (which is actually a really good deal because you could just sell a bunch of the crappy ones in order to buy back all of the games you used to own).

    I put in a pimecone.
  • the_napoleonthe_napoleon
    edited December 2008
    You get diaper pie.
    I insert Sponge Bob wrapping paper.
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited December 2008
    you drown in a sea of unwrapped presents.

    I put in all the rubbish games out of the ones I got earlier.
  • the_napoleonthe_napoleon
    edited December 2008
    You get Battletoads for the Wii.
    I insert this.
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited December 2008
    You get that.

    I put in Dan.
  • antirikuroxantirikurox
    edited December 2008
    you get yourself.

    i put in the lappy 465 (well, 46-something)
  • AwesomepantsmanAwesomepantsman
    edited December 2008
    You get some email styles.

    I put in a toy car.

    (By the way, it's 486)
  • Samman28Samman28
    edited December 2008
    You get a ticket to watch Homestar eat a box!

    I put in a sam and max episode 308. (ROFL)
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited December 2008
    You get Ep. 543067. (LOTS OF FUN!!!)

    I put in replay value.
  • antirikuroxantirikurox
    edited December 2008
    you get sam and max episode 4: abe lincoln must die. (that episode is VERY easy!)

    i put in sam and max episode 101: ice station santa.
  • Ugly BirdUgly Bird
    edited December 2008
    You get a shambling corporate presence.

    I put in the book of Revelation (in the Bible).
  • metalkombatmetalkombat
    edited December 2008
    You get Death, riding his pale horse.

    I put in a gust of wind.
  • yogurtmano8675309yogurtmano8675309
    edited December 2008
    antirikurox wrote: »
    you get sam and max episode 4: abe lincoln must die. (that episode is VERY easy!)

    i put in sam and max episode 101: ice station santa.

    its 201
    you get the legend of zelda: phantom hourglass (which makes sense cause a whole island is all about wind)

    i put in a keyblade i made out of PVC that i call the howling moon
  • antirikuroxantirikurox
    edited December 2008
    yogurtmano8675309 wrote: »
    its 201
    actually, they have it 100 ahead each time! like abe lincoln must die is episode 4, it says episode 104! notice that!
  • the_napoleonthe_napoleon
    edited December 2008
    You get a post that's actually relevant with this game.
    I insert Cheez-Its
  • antirikuroxantirikurox
    edited December 2008
    you get cheez-not-wait that isn't a product, you get a thing that freezes time (it only freezes time with me, everyone else won't be frozen)

    i put in a machine that freezes ugly bird permanently (before i put it in i froze him!)
  • Ugly BirdUgly Bird
    edited December 2008
    antirikurox wrote: »
    actually, they have it 100 ahead each time! like abe lincoln must die is episode 4, it says episode 104! notice that!

    Actually actually antirikurox, here's the way it works: anything (such as a TV series or a series of Telltale games) that has or plans to have multiple seasons will number episodes from the first season as such: 101, 102, 103 etc. and number episodes from the second season as such: 201, 202, 203 etc. and 301, 302, 303, etc. for the third, and so on. It's simple. The leftmost digit tells you the season number and the other digits tell you the episode number.

    So anyway, he was right all along. It WAS episode 201 because it was the FIRST episode in the SECOND season.

    Also, you really shouldn't use so many exclaimation points. They are used for emphasis, but if you use them all the time, you end up emphasizing nothing and merely annoying people. Use a plain ol' period now and then.


    Anyway you get a BROKEN machine that freezes ugly bird permenantly, when it's funtioning normally. However, when it's broken, it UNfreezes me permenantly, merely by existing.

    I put in a bottle of red ink along with a budget calculator.
  • antirikuroxantirikurox
    edited December 2008
    you get a deleted post for not noticing the_napoleon and I both posted vending machine things.
  • antirikuroxantirikurox
    edited December 2008
    antirikurox wrote: »
    Actually actually antirikurox, here's the way it works: anything (such as a TV series or a series of Telltale games) that has or plans to have multiple seasons will number episodes from the first season as such: 101, 102, 103 etc. and number episodes from the second season as such: 201, 202, 203 etc. and 301, 302, 303, etc. for the third, and so on. It's simple. The leftmost digit tells you the season number and the other digits tell you the episode number.

    So anyway, he was right all along. It WAS episode 201 because it was the FIRST episode in the SECOND season.

    Also, you really shouldn't use so many exclaimation points. They are used for emphasis, but if you use them all the time, you end up emphasizing nothing and merely annoying people. Use a plain ol' period now and then.


    Anyway you get a BROKEN machine that freezes ugly bird permenantly, when it's funtioning normally. However, when it's broken, it UNfreezes me permenantly, merely by existing.

    I put in a bottle of red ink along with a budget calculator.

    you get a presidential budget check to Bosco's inconvenience store.( i fixed the machine! haha!)

    i put in a bird (or dog?!) named ugly bird
  • Ugly BirdUgly Bird
    edited December 2008
    You get a person (or cat?!) named ugly person.

    I put in the winds of change.
  • KayJay123KayJay123
    edited December 2008
    You get a wind chime!

    I put in a tulip.
  • antirikuroxantirikurox
    edited December 2008
    you gets two lips (get it two lips tu-lips?! get it?!)

    i put in Jake Toranzo Szymanski (Jake T. Austin's real name)
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited December 2008
    You get the Jake hangin' around these forums.

    I put in a cup of hot jones. Ooh, that's good jones.
  • 16_BIT_MARIO116_BIT_MARIO1
    edited December 2008
    You get it spilled into your... um, keyboard?

    *Inserts Tom Servo's severed head. Which I am holding.*
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    you get Horachio's skull (Oh how i knew him)

    I put in a Yiddish cup
  • 16_BIT_MARIO116_BIT_MARIO1
    edited December 2008
    You get the Triwizard Cup?

    *Inserts the Easter Bunny*
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited December 2008
    you get hate mail from santa.

    I put in half of my website.
  • 16_BIT_MARIO116_BIT_MARIO1
    edited December 2008
    You get eesyntaxerror.net. *Cries*

    *Inserts the moon*
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited December 2008
    you drown in the changing tides as the moon is no longer there.

    I put in all this punctuation: .,?:'#&£
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited December 2008
    You get !@#$%~^&;*()_+.

    I put in the quadradic formula.
  • 16_BIT_MARIO116_BIT_MARIO1
    edited December 2008
    You get the Algebros!

    *Inserts Harvard*
  • Ugly BirdUgly Bird
    edited December 2008
    You think of Stanford, and get a peculiar epiphany that there must be something especially smart about words that end in the letters "rd".

    I put in a death sandwich.
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited December 2008
    You get some pain fries to go with that.

    I put in a triple R-rated movie with TONS of breakfast-peircings.
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