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  • 16_BIT_MARIO116_BIT_MARIO1
    edited December 2008
    You get margarine.

    *Inserts Chuck Norris*
  • Ugly BirdUgly Bird
    edited December 2008
    You get something else that isn't as cool as everyone thinks it is.

    I put in some drool (cause I'm a drooling nincumpoop without my cerebral cortex).
  • 16_BIT_MARIO116_BIT_MARIO1
    edited December 2008
    You get the cerebral cortex back.

    *Inserts an eye*
  • Ugly BirdUgly Bird
    edited December 2008
    You get no depth perception.

    I put in a Mexican Pizza with a TON of guacamole on the side.
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited December 2008
    you get a mariachi that sings happy birthday to you...even though it probably isn't your birthday.

    I put in my password.
  • Ugly BirdUgly Bird
    edited December 2008
    You get your profile details changed to the following: (but not by me of course. It was probably antirikurox.)

    Biography
    I was born as a girl and now I am living as a girl.
    Location
    In my girly bedroom. It has pictures of boys on the walls.
    Interests
    Boys... boys and dresses.
    Occupation
    Selling girly shoes at the girly shoe store.
    Favorite games
    Eww! Games are gross and only for boys. I only play them sometimes, so I can look at the boys that star in them.


    I put in the password to my decoy account (loging into it just takes you to a website that sends a virus to your computer that makes it so you can't leave the website or ex it out. It has a clock counting down from 42. When it reaches 0, your computer explodes.)
  • metalkombatmetalkombat
    edited December 2008
    You get a 25-year-old who lives in his parent's basement and actually takes the time to make those kinds of viruses, in spite against all the people who made fun of him throughout his life.

    I put in a few slices of baloney.
  • Ugly BirdUgly Bird
    edited December 2008
    You get a few slices of baloney (as in: "That Karma's a buncha baloney!")

    (ten points for whoever can tell me what Homer's response to that quote was.)

    I put in a VHS tape with a recording of my most shameful defeat on it.
  • metalkombatmetalkombat
    edited December 2008
    You get a lifetime's supply of horrible nightmares recalling this event.

    I put in the red rings of death.
  • Ugly BirdUgly Bird
    edited December 2008
    You get a series of intense withdrawal symptoms caused by the fact that you can't play your XBox 360.

    I put in the Playstation 2 game "Ring of Red".
  • 16_BIT_MARIO116_BIT_MARIO1
    edited December 2008
    You get the Red Ring of Death.

    *Inserts a Wii*
  • natlinxznatlinxz
    edited December 2008
    You get A Wii-Zapper (too bad you can't use it)

    I insert a hole
  • Ugly BirdUgly Bird
    edited December 2008
    You get a pile, the hole's only natural enemy.

    I put in all types of crazy crap.
  • AwesomepantsmanAwesomepantsman
    edited December 2008
    You get some golden oven mitts with "SB" embroided in them, a Strong Sad voodoo doll, and a Deep Impact DVD.

    I put in Deep Thought.
  • Ugly BirdUgly Bird
    edited December 2008
    You get both the number 42 and the planet earth.

    I put in The Restaurant at the End of the Universe.
  • metalkombatmetalkombat
    edited December 2008
    You get And Another Thing..., the 6th book in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series, written by Eoin Colfer and planned for release next year.

    I put in a mouse pad.
  • Ugly BirdUgly Bird
    edited December 2008
    (Heresy! A Hitchhiker's Guide book that's NOT written by Douglas Adams? Truly, that has got to be the worst idea EVER.)
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited December 2008
    You get a pixilated arrow.

    I put in a new logic board.
  • metalkombatmetalkombat
    edited December 2008
    Ugly Bird wrote: »
    (Heresy! A Hitchhiker's Guide book that's NOT written by Douglas Adams? Truly, that has got to be the worst idea EVER.)

    Agreed. Douglas Adams's widow, Jane Belson, gave Colfer the rights to make the 6th book. *sigh* I'll probably read it just to see how he ends the series.
  • metalkombatmetalkombat
    edited December 2008
    Compy 386 wrote: »
    I put in a new logic board.

    You get a foreign-type video game.

    I put in an entire ventilation system.
  • 16_BIT_MARIO116_BIT_MARIO1
    edited December 2008
    You get a fan that needs to be serviced.

    *Inserts Fierce Deity Link*
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited December 2008
    you get a copy of Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask that has been chopped in half.

    I put in one half of that copy.
  • 16_BIT_MARIO116_BIT_MARIO1
    edited December 2008
    You get the other half. That's right, you have two right halves!!

    *Inserts a target*
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited December 2008
    you get shot at.

    I put in the square root of infinity times 2 to the power of 76 divided by 3.
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    you get pi

    I put in a peanut
  • 16_BIT_MARIO116_BIT_MARIO1
    edited December 2008
    You get an allergic reaction.

    *Inserts A Link to the Past*
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited December 2008
    you get a link to the past/four swords.

    I put in someone named matt.
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    you get a guy named Mike

    i put in a Chuck Norris action figure
  • 16_BIT_MARIO116_BIT_MARIO1
    edited December 2008
    You get Chuck Norris.

    *Inserts an orange*
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited December 2008
    you've been given lemons.

    I put in a huge building.
  • metalkombatmetalkombat
    edited December 2008
    You get a brick and some plaster.

    I put in a crate of eStrong.
  • the_napoleonthe_napoleon
    edited December 2008
    You get several crates of gamertags from trogdorcon.
    I insert a payphone.
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited December 2008
    you get 5 seconds to talk to a freind.

    I put in an eliptical square.
  • the_napoleonthe_napoleon
    edited December 2008
    You get a perpetually spinning square.
    I insert a Lucky Star DVD.
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited December 2008
    you thank your lucky stars that nothing landed on you.

    I put in all the plans for anything I'm going to make ever.
  • the_napoleonthe_napoleon
    edited December 2008
    You get a blank piece of printer paper.
    I insert the cliche of putting cucumbers on your eyes at a spa.
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited December 2008
    You get a nacho cheese mask.

    I put in thy flask.
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited December 2008
    you cannot put in thy flask.

    I put in YE flask.
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited December 2008
    You get thy flask, for surely it is better than ye flask.

    I put in Paul Revere.
  • 16_BIT_MARIO116_BIT_MARIO1
    edited December 2008
    You get THE BRITISH ARE COMING THE BRITISH ARE COMING!!

    *Inserts a pretzel*
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