Vending Machine

Snicklin

You get a badly translated piece of paper that reads:

Very it is foolish is the surface. As for me how it is foolish that it is not possible to believe.

I discard a milkshake into the vending machine.

16_BIT_MARIO1

You get ice cream and milk.

*Inserts Phoenix Wright's hair*

Snicklin

You gets a jury's wig.

I insert my Mac.

16_BIT_MARIO1

You get a guy named Mac.

*Inserts Telltale Games*

Snicklin

You get Telltale games more.

I put in an N64 cartridge.

Darkblade07

you get a Japanese N64

i insert a piece of crap

StinkomanFan

you get a CD-i console

I put it in Mother AKA Earthbound Zero.

Snicklin

You get just plain zero.

I put in a dead rat.

16_BIT_MARIO1

You get a rat flail!

*Inserts Leo Leonardo III*

StinkomanFan

You get Aeris

I put in HappyCat.

deadlinejon

you get a cheezburgur

i put in a rabbid

16_BIT_MARIO1

The machine screams "DAHHHHHHH!!!"

*Inserts my dog*

deadlinejon

you get a hot dog

i put in a vii

StinkomanFan

You get a German

I put in a Crow T. Robot action figure

16_BIT_MARIO1

You get a Crow T. Robot puppet. From the KTMA days.

*Inserts an 11" Barrel of Monkeys*

deadlinejon

you get a chainsaw

i put in a webcam

16_BIT_MARIO1

(You know, you're supposed to make the dispensed item make sense)
You get a webcam with ketchup.

*Inserts the color purple*

deadlinejon

you get purple jello

i put in a arm and a leg *not mine*

16_BIT_MARIO1

You get your arm and leg!!

*Inserts a poll*

StinkomanFan

you get the 2001 campain

I put in a book from the library.

16_BIT_MARIO1

You get a bill from the library. You have to pay for that!

*Inserts candy*

Gman5852

you get a pizza.
I put in a computer.

Ugly Bird

you get a "does not compute-er".

I put in three of the seven wonders of the world.

16_BIT_MARIO1

You get KONG! THE EIGHTH WONDER OF THE WORLD!!

*Inserts New York City*

metalkombat

You get a shake-em-up snow globe that looks like the Empire State Building that's just begging to be gifted to your least favorite relative.

I put in a Post-It note.

Dr. Zoidberg

You get the true meaning of Decemberween.

I don't put in anything, I just kick the machine.

Ugly Bird

The machine falls on you. You get nearly crushed to death. Funtimes.

I lift the machine off you, saving your life. Then, I repair the machine and put in dynomite, gunpowder and... GASOLINE.

Dr. Zoidberg

You get a John Deer riding mower with explosives taped to it.

I put in a damaged guitar with one string missing.

StinkomanFan

You get broken guitar with a string missing signed by Limozeen

I put in a kidney stone.

Dr. Zoidberg

You get back a gull stone.

I put in a busted old TV.

Ugly Bird

you get ESSENCE of busted old TV.

I put in a gross ol' wig.

the_napoleon

You get a real mullet, head included!
I insert a Telltale forum.

16_BIT_MARIO1

You get the Nintendo NSider Forums. Which don't exist anymore.

*Inserts Vista Hill*

Ray-The-Sun

You get a model of Exor (You meant Vista Hill from SMRPG, Ja?)

I put in "The Unholy Triforce" and Hotel Mario (The Unholy Triforce refers to the CD-i Zelda games Wand of Gamelon, Faces of Evil and Zelda's Adventure)

Snicklin

You get someone's house keys.

I put in a robosapien v2.

16_BIT_MARIO1

You get C3PO. Or something.

*Inserts More Than Jerks*

Mouldcube

you get less jerks than you put in.

I put in my whole head.

16_BIT_MARIO1

You get it back. Severed.

*Inserts Mouldy's severed head*

StinkomanFan

You get a Darwin Award.

I put in a toy helicopter.

16_BIT_MARIO1

You get a REAL helicopter!

*Inserts the vending machine into the vending machine*