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  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited December 2008
    you get back a time paradox.

    I put in a whole universe.
  • 16_BIT_MARIO116_BIT_MARIO1
    edited December 2008
    You get Earth-22.

    *Inserts the Justice Society of America*
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited December 2008
    You get the Declaration of Indipendence.

    I put in a bottle of Coke.
  • 16_BIT_MARIO116_BIT_MARIO1
    edited December 2008
    Snicklin wrote: »
    You get the Decloration of Indipendence.
    It should be spelled "Declaration of Independence". Anyway, you get Pepsi.

    *Inserts a Power Glove*
  • Darkblade07Darkblade07
    edited December 2008
    you get a virtual boy

    i put in The cheat
  • Ugly BirdUgly Bird
    edited December 2008
    You get a crappy The Cheat costume (made out of a yellow wedge on top of a lighter yellow box).

    I simply slap the machine with a glove while throwing down a gauntlet with my other hand.
  • the_napoleonthe_napoleon
    edited December 2008
    The vending machjne literally gives you a punch in the face.
    I insert a Douglas Adams reference.
  • 16_BIT_MARIO116_BIT_MARIO1
    edited December 2008
    You get a Scott Hepting reference.

    *Inserts LittleKuriboh*
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    *Gets a Yu-gi-oh DVD*

    *inserts a kitten*
  • 16_BIT_MARIO116_BIT_MARIO1
    edited December 2008
    You get a mangled kitten corpse. Awww, it's adorable.

    *Inserts a telephone*
  • the_napoleonthe_napoleon
    edited December 2008
    *Gets a letter.*
    *inserts five internets*
  • antirikuroxantirikurox
    edited December 2008
    gets a roundhouse kick to face from Chuck Norris.

    puts in trogdor
  • Ugly BirdUgly Bird
    edited December 2008
    You get the S is for Sucks dragon!

    I put in an orderly list of probability factors regarding elephants.
  • antirikuroxantirikurox
    edited December 2008
    you get my trogdor.

    I put in you and all of your friends (including the s is for sucks dragon, and trogdor!)
  • metalkombatmetalkombat
    edited December 2008
    You get nothing. You shouldn't be shoving me, my friends, Trogdor, or the S is for Sucks dragon into random vending machines!

    I put in a ham and cheese sandwich.
  • antirikuroxantirikurox
    edited December 2008
    not you! i meant ugly bird! redo!
  • 16_BIT_MARIO116_BIT_MARIO1
    edited December 2008
    You get a jellybean and pickle sandwich!

    *Inserts Antirikurox*
  • the_napoleonthe_napoleon
    edited December 2008
    You get a grammar book.
    *Inserts a controversial commercial*
  • 16_BIT_MARIO116_BIT_MARIO1
    edited December 2008
    You get the Crazy Frog.

    *Inserts Donkey Kong*
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited December 2008
    You get the Corpse of Donkey Kong Jr. (the Current donkey Kong, the original is now called Cranky Kong)

    I put in a the two good 3D Sonic games (Sonic adventure and Sonic Adventure 2, Unleashed is good, but I'm not including it)
  • antirikuroxantirikurox
    edited December 2008
    you get me and a stick of gum i was eating. (actually, you got nothing because i just now ran away with my gum!)

    i put in Ray-The-Sun
  • 16_BIT_MARIO116_BIT_MARIO1
    edited December 2008
    A ray of sunlight comes out of the machine and burns your face off.

    *Inserts a printer*
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited December 2008
    Gets a retnirp.

    I put in my Happy Meal.
  • antirikuroxantirikurox
    edited December 2008
    you get ronald mcdonald.

    i put in snicklin
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited December 2008
    The machine breaks and rolls down a hill.

    I hate it when there's a post while I'm still writing mine, it makes me have to edit mind and makes me feel stupid.

    I catch up with it and put in a statue of three gnomes.
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited December 2008
    You get them back, only their faces are melted off.

    I put in a collection of banana peels.
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited December 2008
    you a collection of banana peels, the machine didn't like them so sent them back.

    I put in something sensible.
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited December 2008
    You get a censor bar.

    I put in a lightning rod.
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited December 2008
    you get electrocuted.

    I put in a man named chester.
  • 16_BIT_MARIO116_BIT_MARIO1
    edited December 2008
    You get Chester from Fairly Odd Parents. Why do I still remember that show?

    *Inserts a band-aid*
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    You get a scab

    I put in an issue of Nintendo Power
  • 16_BIT_MARIO116_BIT_MARIO1
    edited December 2008
    You get Chris Slate, Dude of Power!!

    *Inserts a cannon*
  • antirikuroxantirikurox
    edited December 2008
    gets some intelligence of stopping saying weird stuff.

    puts in Bill Gates
  • metalkombatmetalkombat
    edited December 2008
    Gets a note telling you that you already put him in. He's gone.

    Puts in a drink coaster.
  • Ugly BirdUgly Bird
    edited December 2008
    You get a coast drinker (which is, I guess, someone who drinks... while coasting? or maybe a drinker who merely LIVES on the coast?)

    I put in a transcript of my wasted life...
  • AwesomepantsmanAwesomepantsman
    edited December 2008
    You get a movie directing contract!

    I put in a time card (Bosco's one, to be exact)...
  • antirikuroxantirikurox
    edited December 2008
    you get bosco's time card back.

    puts in Emily and Jake and David E
  • Ugly BirdUgly Bird
    edited December 2008
    You get essence of pure awesomeness!

    I put in a drop of liquid mass hysteria... and most of a lemon.
  • antiriku316antiriku316
    edited December 2008
    you get lemon pie

    i put in the cheat's cousin ugly bird
  • Ugly BirdUgly Bird
    edited December 2008
    You get nothing, since The Cheat doesn't have a cousin named "ugly bird". ("ugly bird" and "yellow dog" are merely hilarious things that The Cheat was mistakenly called by Homestar) If you meant to put in me, you get a to-do list that reads:

    Be Awesome (crossed out)
    Do Awesome Stuff (crossed out)
    Remember to Violently Protect This List (not crossed out... yet)


    And now... I put in one of my most attractive ribs.
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