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  • Pingu5040Pingu5040
    edited August 2009
    You got a chicken bone.

    I put in Strong Sad (oh, this will be good...).
  • strobrostrobro
    edited August 2009
    you get pandoras box which you promptly drop and it bursts open.

    i insert...um...the stars at night... that are big and bright... deep in the heart of texas...
  • The Mighty MThe Mighty M
    edited August 2009
    you get the sun, which promptly MELTS YOUR FACE OFF!

    I put in a swiss army knife
  • strobrostrobro
    edited August 2009
    you get killingyouguy. guess what he does!

    i put in 50 cents in hopes of getting some RootBeer.
  • hansschmuckerhansschmucker
    edited August 2009
    You get Grog Lite.

    I put in the shambling corporate presence.
  • RibsRibs
    edited August 2009
    You get a copy of Pearl Jam's Ten.

    I put in Sam and Max Season Six.
  • octochanoctochan
    edited August 2009
    You get your eyebrows chewed off by Future Max.

    I put in a kookaburra.
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited August 2009
    octochan wrote: »
    You get your eyebrows chewed off by Future Max.

    I put in a kookaburra.

    You get a gum tree.

    I put in a broken computer.
  • strobrostrobro
    edited August 2009
    you get um... a broken pen.
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited August 2009
    wait, how exactly is my pen broken...? :confused:
  • strobrostrobro
    edited August 2009
    *sigh....* i guess i shouldn't insert injokes from other threads...

    speaking of inserting in-jokes... i insert an in-joke!
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited August 2009
    You get a lame, overused internet meme.

    I insert... a coin, for a change. Geddit? Coin, change? Eh, nevermind.
  • strobrostrobro
    edited August 2009
    you get a granade without the pin. sorry!
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited August 2009
    strobro wrote: »
    you get a granade without the pin. sorry!

    Aw, I want a refund!!!
  • strobrostrobro
    edited August 2009
    too bad!

    i insert stupid pokemon galactic battles
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited August 2009
    You get a misshapen stick. I dunno why.

    I insert disc 2.
  • octochanoctochan
    edited August 2009
    you get the BSOD! ahh!

    I insert yesterday's newspaper.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited August 2009
    You get Tomorrow's Newshologram.

    I put in a chainsaw that has +4 defense and a 2% critical rate.
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited August 2009
    You get an MP boost, even though you have no magical attacks! :P

    I insert a steak.
  • strobrostrobro
    edited August 2009
    Compy 386 wrote: »
    You get a misshapen stick. I dunno why.

    Dude, it's because galactic battles IS a mishapen stick.

    Oh, a steak? you get a cow.

    i insert a home made breakfast burrito.
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited September 2009
    strobro wrote: »
    Dude, it's because galactic battles IS a mishapen stick.

    Really? I thought that was Marzipan, or one of her peace rallies.

    Anyway, you get a taco- loaded with jalepinio peppers.

    I "INSERT ANOTHER TOKEN".
  • strobrostrobro
    edited September 2009
    you get another cow.

    i insert peter patrelli (heroes)
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited September 2009
    You get a missed episode.

    I insert a printer ink cartidge (man, those things are expensive!).
  • strobrostrobro
    edited September 2009
    DANG!

    you get um... a... cow?
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited September 2009
    Ugh. You get a used terlit brush.

    I put in an uranium pellet, then run away... FAR away...
  • strobrostrobro
    edited September 2009
    you, personally get asploded but not anybody else... somehow...

    i insert your asploded head.
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited September 2009
    You get the rest of the nuclear explosion.

    On the topic of nuclear bombs, I insert Fallout 3!
  • strobrostrobro
    edited September 2009
    guesswhatyougetacow.

    i insert one of your many cows!
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited September 2009
    You get nothing. We no longer accept cows or cow-releated products (patties, hooves, teeth, etc.) as legal tender. Please deposit something else.
  • strobrostrobro
    edited September 2009
    *sigh...* you get a... granade. with out the pin.

    I insert adventure.
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited September 2009
    You get... a cow! >: )

    I insert a politician's share of hypocracy.
  • strobrostrobro
    edited September 2009
    you get cyler. who's a bad guy. on heroes. and he asplodes.
  • strobrostrobro
    edited September 2009
    i insert a granade. with out the pin.
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited September 2009
    You get the grenade back- it didn't make it through.

    I insert a french fry.
  • strobrostrobro
    edited September 2009
    you get a french guy.
  • strobrostrobro
    edited September 2009
    i insert a phone.
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited September 2009
    You get a dropped call.

    I insert my bills.
  • strobrostrobro
    edited September 2009
    you get used chicken beaks.

    i insert... a sponge.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited September 2009
    You get hit on the head with one of those dried sponges that swell up and become a REAL sponge with water.

    I insert a Shotgun. With no ammo.
  • strobrostrobro
    edited September 2009
    you get a shot gun with ammo. that shoots you. right between your eyes.

    i insert an ice cream samwich.
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