Vending Machine

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  • edited November 2009
    you get pyrokinesis powers.
    I put in my computer (files, peripherals and all)...
  • edited December 2009
    you get:
    Bob Barker: A BRAND NEW CAR!

    i insert Bob Barker
  • edited December 2009
    You get a bobcat. (Get it? Huhuh? Barker, dog??? Ahh. forget it.)


    I insert a vending machine.
  • edited December 2009
    you get an all expense paid trip to whatever is 5 feet away from your house

    i put in Ham
  • edited December 2009
    you get an all expense paid trip to whatever is 5 feet away from your house

    i put in Ham

    You get a spam.

    I put in happiness.
  • edited December 2009
    Murray: You get a life of eternal torment and damnation!
    Murray puts in a book of torture with the wrong cover
  • edited December 2009
    Murray gets his own head. Paradoxal, Ain't it?
    I put in Mr. Potato head.
  • edited December 2009
    you get a potato as a head.
  • edited December 2009
    I insert the stargate.
  • edited December 2009
    you get a goa'uld al up in your spine.
    i put in a commodore 64
  • edited December 2009
    You get an N64. Duh!!!!
    I put in a pink pony
  • edited December 2009
    And you get an error message.

    I put in what I get out.
  • edited December 2009
    You get what you put in.

    I put in a can of mace and a .45.
  • edited December 2009
    um... you get...a...c-cow?

    i insert a peice of papertape.
  • edited December 2009
    ... You get a taped paper.
    I put in a bucket of KFC...
  • edited December 2009
    You get a "book of famous abbreviations that you don't recognize"

    I put in a coin slot
  • edited December 2009
    you get a vending machine without a coin slot
    i put in the holy-hand-grenade
  • edited December 2009
    BOOM!!!

    I put in a copy Stuttgart On-Line
  • edited December 2009
    You get horrible dl speed and annoying Spambots.

    I put in L4d2
  • edited December 2009
    you get R2D2
    I put in George Lucas
  • edited December 2009
    You get a Luke Skywalker action figure with real whining action.
    I put in a disco monkey.
  • edited December 2009
    you get a funky chicken
    i put in a rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle
  • edited December 2009
    You get a pack of Monkey Island cliche's!
    I put in a bucket walrus.
  • edited December 2009
    you get a bucket and a walrus.

    i insert my sisters christmas present.
  • edited December 2009
    you get your sister, looking very angry
    i put in santa
  • edited December 2009
    you get a guy with no life that hangs around the department store in a santa suit.

    i insert FIRE!
  • edited December 2009
    you get earth, and wind
    i put in the Bee G's
  • edited December 2009
    you get a saturday night headache

    I put in my home owners insurance.
  • edited December 2009
    You get sub-standard medical insurance

    I put in a chronic condition
  • edited December 2009
    you get terminal cancer. merry christmas
    i put in an awkward statement
  • edited December 2009
    You get out the leader of the British NazNational party.

    I put in 2000 Z0MGdollars.
  • edited December 2009
    You get 200 WTFdollars.
    I put in the head of the next person who posts to this thread.
  • edited December 2009
    You get me as the Headless Horseman.

    I put in a top hat.
  • edited December 2009
    You get a 1920s English gentleman

    I beat him up and put in his monocle
  • edited December 2009
    You get Wally.

    I put in a chocolate chip cookie.
  • edited December 2009
    you get... come cookie crumbs. what a rip off, the vending machene ate your cookie!
  • edited December 2009
    though you didn't put anything in, the machine still feels like it owes you something. you get an IOU
    i put in an anagram
  • edited December 2009
    You get a managar (too bad the machine can't spell).

    I put in Eurasia.
  • edited December 2009
    You get Laurasia.
    I put in a potato mine.
  • edited December 2009
    you get A LOT of french fries
    i put in fractions
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