Vending Machine

Remolay

you get a request for prove of the items exsistance

I put in a sign that says closed on both sides

lecharles

you get a wall... with hinges
i put in a wedge of goat cheese, and anticheese

ted12

you get nothing. What a rip.
I put in the legendary 1403rd post on this thread.

Juicius Maximus

Remolay wrote: »

you get a request for prove of the items exsistance

Proof:

Haggis

ted12 wrote: »

I put in the legendary 1403rd post on this thread.

You get the underwhelming 1405th post.

I put in :winslow:

ted12

You get... ummm... how do you get an animated Guybrush Dance .gif in here, anyways?

I put in ONION BUBS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Remolay

you get original bubs, who is out of here you amateurs!


I put in an ipod touch with SoMI SE lite in it (I have no money in my iTunes account

jmm

You get an i-phone loaded with ToMI iPhone edition

I put a half-full orange juice bottle

Juicius Maximus

You get an airplane vodka bottle

I put in a delicious sweet potato french fry

Remolay

you get a delicious regular french fry
(though the sweet potato ones are GOOD!)

I put in the show Supernatural

Juicius Maximus

You get Friday the 13th: The Series

I put in Jimmy Corrigan, The Smartest Kid on Earth

ted12

you get Homer Simpson. D'oh!
I put in a canary

Remolay

you get all of the mobs secrets

I put in Red Dwarf

ted12

you ge blue elf.
I put in a frog named Guy

Haggis

You get a toad named Brush.

I put in a silver coin.

jmm

You get an IOU signed by Vending Machine Tech #1

I put a couple of cobblestones

ted12

you get a Wile E. Coyote-grade boulder.
I put in My own head.

lecharles

you get a bunch of stuff, but lose it. you'd lose you're own head if... nevermind
i put in one of the clowns from it

Gman5852

You get a small clowns only clowns can drive

I put in an army of machine gun wielding monkeys

jmm

You get a note that says "This is not the secret of Monkey Island. Signed Ron"
I put in two thousand elf tears

Thriftweed Fancy Pants

You level up.

I put in Trogdor.

Haggis

You get burninated.

I put in a biplane.

ted12

you get a biplane-a biplane model, that is.
I put in a potato with the image of your favorite god of choice

jmm

You get a bag of pork rinds.

I put in a red pen oozing ink

Haggis

You get a syringe oozing blood (ew!).

I put in a notebook.

Hassat Hunter

You get a 7-foot long shopping list made of BINARY.

I put in a 7-foot long shopping list made of BINARY.

jmm

You get the same 7-foot long shopping list made of BINARY, stamped "No refunds, no returns"

I put in a crispy bag of fries (with paprika)

ted12

you get what you recieve
I put in a dancing n00b

Remolay

you get Frank Zappa

I put in Crossover Games with Jade Dynasty installed with a level 13 character who whats to be one of those Sky thingys

jmm

You get "PLU# NOT FOUND" since the machine isn't a computer nor a console.

I put a half-full (or half-empty, take your pick) bottle of regular, but slightly hot since I forgot the bottle and left it near a hot place, coke.

Thriftweed Fancy Pants

You get a polar bear.

I put in a handwritten I.O.U. note.

ted12

you get nothing. hey, you ripped the machine off...
I put in Putin.

jmm

You get a Russian flag

I put in a picture of a crumb of the yummiest cookie in the world (and no, you can't have the cookie)

Haggis

You get a picture of the yummiest cookie in the world.

I put in the moustache of czar Peter the Great.

jmm

You get a painting of Catherine the Great.

I put in a copy of Sun Tzu's "The Art of War".

Haggis

You get the complete works of Ly Tin Wheedle.

I put in a cat's whisker.

jmm

You get an eye of newt.

I put an "Ask me about Loom" pin.

Haggis

You get a corncob.

I put in a handful of popcorn.

jmm

You get a piece of butter.

I put in a mysterious black box marked with question marks.

Remolay

you get a souvenir snowglobe from the mystery vortex

I put in tuppence