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  • priznaprizna
    edited February 2010
    you get an error message

    I put in a map
  • GinnyNGinnyN
    edited February 2010
    You get an autographed sextant

    I put a wallet
  • Hassat HunterHassat Hunter
    edited February 2010
    You get it back, minus money, creditcard and similar items.

    I put in an object of fascination.
  • jmmjmm
    edited February 2010
    You get a dull, unremarkable object.

    I put in a pineapple pie.
  • Nintendo Boy1Nintendo Boy1
    edited February 2010
    You get a fruit salad which will posion you if you try to eat it.

    I put in a donation
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited February 2010
    you get a free gift


    I put in a Jamocha shake
  • The Mighty MThe Mighty M
    edited March 2010
    You get a shaked Jamocha

    I put in a yin
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited March 2010
    you get 100yen

    I put in the half of that joke I didn't use
  • priznaprizna
    edited March 2010
    You get a crazed weasel.

    I put in bowl of mouldy cheese.
  • BadStrongBadStrong
    edited March 2010
    Here you go Phylleodore.
  • The Mighty MThe Mighty M
    edited March 2010
    BadStrong wrote: »
    Here you go Phylleodore.
    I'll do BadStrong's item for them
    I put in Whizzer
  • OzzieMonkeyOzzieMonkey
    edited March 2010
    You get the bathroom
    I put in a rubber-chicken-with-a-pulley-in-the-middle
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited March 2010
    you get meathook


    I put in 1 piece of 8
  • The Mighty MThe Mighty M
    edited March 2010
    You get teeth

    I put in a hamster
  • All-thumbsAll-thumbs
    edited March 2010
    You get the mystery meat special.

    I put in my junk mail.
  • OzzieMonkeyOzzieMonkey
    edited March 2010
    You get a restraining order.
    I put in a banana.
  • Chyron8472Chyron8472
    edited March 2010
    You get a monkey that likes hanging on totem poles.

    I put in a confused cat.
  • jmmjmm
    edited March 2010
    You get an even more confused monkey

    I put in a can of wood polisher
  • OzzieMonkeyOzzieMonkey
    edited March 2010
    You get the answer to "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"

    I put in my last shred of life "urgh, in my will, I left you.. (dies)"
  • Chyron8472Chyron8472
    edited March 2010
    You get a pewter wad and a puddle of grog

    I put in a cotton T-Shirt that says "I beat the Swordmaster™"
  • OzzieMonkeyOzzieMonkey
    edited March 2010
    And all you get is that stupid T-shirt being rejected back out of the machine!
    I put in The Marqui De Singe
  • Chyron8472Chyron8472
    edited March 2010
    And you get out a spelling error and a U-Tube

    I put in a rat with Tourette's Syndrome
  • AvzinElkeinAvzinElkein
    edited March 2010
    You get a quokka who keeps saying cuss words. (Tourette's does not mean you keep saying swear words.)

    I insert an autistic Clefairy.
  • doodinthemooddoodinthemood
    edited March 2010
    You get back a perfectly straight line of clefables that don't get your jokes.

    I put in a cookie.
  • OzzieMonkeyOzzieMonkey
    edited March 2010
    You get cheiftan Beluga's refusal to give anyone a cookie.
    I put in the map.
  • ted12ted12
    edited March 2010
    You get no treasure. The machine finds it instead and moves to a fancy house to live out the rest of his days. Instead, ou get laughed at. <Finds new vending machine>
    I insert the insert key off my keyboard
  • AvzinElkeinAvzinElkein
    edited March 2010
    You get it back alongside a note saying "Put this back in your keyboard; you'll need it to solve a future puzzle."

    I insert the Dragonzord, which I found wandering the oceans.
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited March 2010
    you get a white ranger morpher


    I put in Max's timecard
  • OzzieMonkeyOzzieMonkey
    edited March 2010
    You get the Tardis.
    I put in a cough drop.
  • The Mighty MThe Mighty M
    edited March 2010
    You get a dropped ice cream
    I put in BOLD
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited March 2010
    You get Underlined

    I put in a quote
    THe 10th Doctor wrote:
    I don't want to go
  • The Mighty MThe Mighty M
    edited March 2010
    You get Ralph Wiggum
    Ralph Wiggum: I found a moon rock up my nose!
  • ted12ted12
    edited March 2010
    You get beaten to a pulp for not inserting a item.
    I put in a bucket of KFC
  • cmc42cmc42
    edited March 2010
    You get a rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle

    I put in the 6th Doctor's coat.
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited March 2010
    you get the 10th doctors glasses


    I put in Guybrushes hair
  • Darkblade07Darkblade07
    edited March 2010
    The machine laughs at you,pushes you to the ground,steals your wallet,
    and jumps into a get-away car.....Wie juh gev um duh hayer!!!

    I insert 25 cents
  • ted12ted12
    edited March 2010
    you get a candy bar-the first legitimate transaction on this thread ever! YAYYYY!
    I put in a cat named Socks
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited March 2010
    you get socks named cat

    I put in a little bunny rabbit
  • jmmjmm
    edited March 2010
    you get a big talking dog

    I put in a stale donut
  • The Mighty MThe Mighty M
    edited March 2010
    You get a ripe donut
    I put in my amazing rabbit shirt
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