Vending Machine

The Mighty M

I get the ability to kill threads (oops!)
I put in my ability to kill threads

The Highway

You get the ability to kill threads again! Lucky you!

I put in an empty can of drink

Chyron8472

You get an empty drink of can

I put in a highly flatulent rabbity-thing

Remolay

you get punch(ed)

I put in a monkey

Chyron8472

You get noxious fumes emanating from a highly flatulent rabbity-thing that's still stuck in the machine.

I put in the severed-yet-magically-kept-alive head of Ron Gilbert.

The Highway

You get the severed-yet-magically-kept-alive body of Ron Gilbert.

I put in Elmo

Ray-The-Sun

You get a gun.

I put in a wasted holiday.

Remolay

you get it back

I put in my catchphrase

Remolay wrote:

Holy Awesome!

OzzieMonkey

You get Batman and Robin
I put in an April Fool's prank

Chyron8472

You get a real life engagement ring given by Yare to Nikasaur.

I put in a giant battle robot impaled on a popsicle stick.

The Highway

You get Rick Rolled.

I put in a Rubik's cube

Ray-The-Sun

You get the enclosed instructions manual (unabridged)

I partially put in a sword, so that anything on the other side (Should it be a portal) is stabbed

The Highway

The portal comes out of the return slot. You get stabbed.

I put in a pokeball.

HOLY CRAP!

You get Missingno.

I put in the entire thread.

aerbil

you get an fake pikachu

I put in a hornets nest

Nintendo Boy1

You get honey

I put in a real life adventurer

The Highway

You get George Lucas.

I put in a Wii Remote

jmm

You get 5000 Wii points.

I put in a couple of broken DVD's

The Highway

You get pregnant (doesn't flow, but its funny!)

I put in a pot of paint.

Nintendo Boy1

You get a rainbow

I put in my army

jmm

You get drafted.

I put in a bucket of red paint

The Highway

you get 1 7th of a rainbow.

I put in the ~` key off of my laptop.

The Mighty M

you get the ^ key off my keyboard. Damn you.

I put in New Young Pony Club

Nintendo Boy1

You get a Unicorn!

I put in Strong Bad's mask/face

jmm

You get a rash.

I put in a shredded piece of generic, odorless and unremarkable paper and a lemon.

The Mighty M

You get a lime and a remarkable piece of shiny, strawberry scented piece of paper

I put in a casio keyboard

jmm

You get a Korg BX3 and an extra pair of hands.

I put in a week-old roast.

The Highway

You get a can of soda. Fancy that, coming from a vending machine! :rolleyes:

I put in :winslow:

jmm

You get Anemone.

I put in The Tire (The Cheat: not included)

ThijssjihT

You get tired

I put in horseshoe

The Highway

you get butted by a ram.

I put in an A4 chip (if you don't know what this is, good for you)

Nintendo Boy1

You get a nerd, nerd.

I put in a quarter

grink da boy

you get a half dollar


i put in a cracked-open bear

Nintendo Boy1

grink da boy wrote: »

you get a half dollar


i put in a cracked-open bear

You get Bud light.

I put in the Vending Machine itself

JedExodus

You get a bag of asbestos

I put in a carton of juice

The Highway

Nintendo Boy1 wrote: »

You get Bud light.

I put in the Vending Machine itself

Reminded me of this:


Anyway, back to JedExodus:

You get attacked for not drinking that delicious juice first.

I put in JedExodus' severed head.

Hayden

You get a lot of change out of the return slot.
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I put in a very fierce looking piranha.

The Highway

You get a very pathetic looking dead goldfish.

I put in JedExodus' severed hand, see if I can't get some more change!

Hassat Hunter

You get bitchslapped.

I put in a fierce wolf.

Steve2000

You get a slightly effeminate vampire

I put in my masculinity