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  • KlatuuKlatuu
    edited February 2011
    You get cake!
    No you don't.

    I put in a vending machine.
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited February 2011
    You get an eximplosion of epic proportions.

    I put in an Sentai Key from Gokaiger.
  • ted12ted12
    edited February 2011
    You get a 10-year old japanese girlwith just enough convieniently placed ribbons that sheisn't arrested for indecent exposure.

    I put in a song and a dance
  • divisiontendivisionten
    edited February 2011
    You get the super-secret musical number from Sam and Max: The Devil's Playhouse.

    I put in a Polka: Greatest Hits! CD.
  • ted12ted12
    edited February 2011
    The machine pukes on you. Repetadly.

    I put in a roll of Mentos
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited February 2011
    You get bad breath

    I put in a roll of Rollos
  • KlatuuKlatuu
    edited February 2011
    You get a roll of quarters, a crescent roll, the role of Hamlet, a rolling stone, and a story by Roald Dahl. You also get Rick Roll'd.

    I put in an Easter Egg.
  • ted12ted12
    edited February 2011
    You get egg on your face.

    I force Lenin's tomb into the coin slot.
  • SarendorSarendor
    edited March 2011
    The coin slot forces Lenin's tomb into YOU!

    I put two acoustic coconut halves in the machine.
  • ted12ted12
    edited March 2011
    a creepy jamacian hollows out your head, makes it into a steeldrum, and puts your corpse into the machine. He gets a penny back.

    I put in a box of legos
  • SarendorSarendor
    edited March 2011
    ...
    That was disturbing. I should have got a horse instead.

    The box explodes and Lego pieces of all colours fly everywhere. And a minifig which looks like LeChuck falls into your hand.

    I put a broken watch in the machine.
  • ted12ted12
    edited March 2011
    the watch comes out fully repaired.

    I put in a steak
  • SarendorSarendor
    edited March 2011
    A hippie comes out and throws it to the trash bin.

    I put a short black hair in the machine.
  • ted12ted12
    edited March 2011
    you get a big white... marshmallow?? The machine is clearly busted.
    I put a quarter in the next machine over.
  • rubygloommelrubygloommel
    edited March 2011
    You get a slap from the first machine for your blatant infedility. The second machine decides not to get involved with someone with so much vending-related baggage.

    I put in a half-eaten digestive biscuit.
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited March 2011
    You get crap.


    I put in a little bit of paper labeled "I LOST THE GAME!"
  • SunnyGuySunnyGuy
    edited March 2011
    You get a pair of rabid squirrels in your pants.

    *inserts sunglasses*
  • Martin McFlyMartin McFly
    edited March 2011
    You get the theme song to CSI: Miami, "Won't Get Fooled Again" by The Who.

    I put in a double headed penny.
  • mightypiratetmmightypiratetm
    edited March 2011
    Martin McFly wrote: »
    You get the theme song to CSI: Miami, "Won't Get Fooled Again" by The Who.

    I put in a double headed penny.
    You get a three headed monkey

    I put in a gun
  • SunnyGuySunnyGuy
    edited March 2011
    You get a banana. Well, technically it's still the gun, so it's like a gun-banana.

    *puts in pants*
  • GeorgeCGeorgeC
    edited March 2011
    SunnyGuy wrote: »
    You get a banana. Well, technically it's still the gun, so it's like a gun-banana.

    *puts in pants*

    You get a bacon sandwich

    *The machine is now faulty for having retarded shit jammed down the coin entrance and is down for maintence, you will resume playing when I say so*
  • mightypiratetmmightypiratetm
    edited March 2011
    GeorgeC wrote: »
    You get a bacon sandwich

    *The machine is now faulty for having retarded shit jammed down the coin entrance and is down for maintence, you will resume playing when I say so*
    This forum game isn't yours, so the vending machine works again.
    Back to the game:
    I put in a playable beta of Sam & Max Freelance Police
  • SarendorSarendor
    edited March 2011
    You get a huge number of floppy disks with the same content.

    I put a used piece of dental floss.
  • ted12ted12
    edited March 2011
    you get Brentalfloss

    I put in a mohawk.
  • mightypiratetmmightypiratetm
    edited March 2011
    ted12 wrote: »
    you get Brentalfloss

    I put in a mohawk.
    You get an inguana

    I put in a Justin Bieber CD
  • Martin McFlyMartin McFly
    edited March 2011
    You get earplugs.

    I put in a pair of loaded dice.
  • SarendorSarendor
    edited March 2011
    You get two d7 dice with two times six on them.

    I put a single piece of the feather from King Graham's hat.
  • ted12ted12
    edited March 2011
    You get a cookie.
    I put in Pikachu
  • SarendorSarendor
    edited March 2011
    You get the same Pikachu with full hit points.

    I put a horned helmet. (This would better be worth the sarcifice!)
  • KlatuuKlatuu
    edited March 2011
    You get Helmut, the helmed hornet.

    I put in a hot fudge sundae.
  • ted12ted12
    edited March 2011
    you get a cookieand a pint of Turkey Hill.

    I put ina Steak Sammich
  • strobrostrobro
    edited June 2011
    You get a cow and a pile of wheat.

    I put ina wheatcow.
  • SarendorSarendor
    edited June 2011
    You get a glass of milk with a straw.

    I spill Grog XD in the machine. And run away.
  • Martin McFlyMartin McFly
    edited June 2011
    You would have received one billion dollars in cash but I saw the empty machine and claimed your reward.

    I put in a Furby.

    Don't pretend you don't know what that is.
  • SarendorSarendor
    edited June 2011
    I didn't know what it is. But I checked it in the Dictionary.
    It sprays back to you and you are now polished and shiny.
  • strobrostrobro
    edited June 2011
    Since you didn't insert anything, you confuse the machine and it self-destructs.
  • strobrostrobro
    edited June 2011
    I put in a pen without a spring.
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited June 2011
    You get a quill without a well

    I put in a yen coin
  • SarendorSarendor
    edited June 2011
    You get a coin mould which you can use to make fake yens.

    I put the Empire Earth manual in the slot machine.
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited June 2011
    You get a copy of Big Rigs: Over The Road racing.


    I put in a plug
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