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Vending Machine

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  • Pony BonePony Bone
    edited June 2011
    You get a man eating toaster.

    I put in a feather duster...
  • ted12ted12
    edited June 2011
    The machine sneezes on you, then gives you $10 while apologising profusely.

    I put in Pony Bone. ^^
  • Pony BonePony Bone
    edited June 2011
    You get Pony Boned.

    I put in ted12's fingers and toes...
  • SarendorSarendor
    edited June 2011
    He comes out and thanks you for finding them.

    I put a a chessboard in the machine, then put a draughts piece in the coin slot.
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited June 2011
    You get put in check.


    I put in a great power ranger war.
  • jmmjmm
    edited June 2011
    You get a Dark Ninja Dave with Killer Karate Katana Power Porcelain Pirate

    I put in a squid
  • SarendorSarendor
    edited June 2011
    You get painted just like a Dark Ninja Dave with Killer Karate Katana Power Porcelain Pirate!

    I put a Dirty Fork in the machine. (Oops... I probably shouldn't have mentioned its dirtiness...)
  • ted12ted12
    edited June 2011
    The fork comes flying out the coinslot and embedds itself n your eye- like in Pirates of the Carribean, but waaay nastier.

    I put in my new CD.
  • SarendorSarendor
    edited June 2011
    You get a record with your CD's content, signed by Bob Dylan. Since it makes no sense, you put it back and get it with the right signature. Not that you needed the machine for that.

    I shrug, put a glass eye in the machine and use the good old eyepatch.
  • ted12ted12
    edited October 2011
    The machine directs you to the Pirates 4 opening at your theater.

    I put in the Force-A-Nature
  • supmandude85supmandude85
    edited October 2011
    You get Max's Severed Head

    I put in Batman.
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited October 2011
    You get Bearded Idiot from "Superman at Earth's End." He proceeds to yell I AM A MAN and punches you in the guts.

    I put in a word of advice.
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited October 2011
    You get called a flamer and a troll


    I put in some trains
  • supmandude85supmandude85
    edited October 2011
    You get weapons of mass destruction.

    I put in Quackshot for the Sega Genesis.
  • SarendorSarendor
    edited October 2011
    You get
    Supeman for Nintendo 64
    . Fortunately, it is closed in a locked box and its name is protected in a spoiler tag, so you should never be able to know what's in it.
    ...
    You already marked it, didn't you?

    I put a match, which works very well, as I previously checked its flammability.
    (Waitaminute...!)
  • supmandude85supmandude85
    edited October 2011
    You get an explosion that destroys the whole world.

    After going back in time and preventing this, I put in a King of the Hill DVD.
  • SarendorSarendor
    edited October 2011
    (Wait, what did you prevent, the spoiler marking or the explosion?)

    The vending machine proclaims itself the Monarch of the Mountain.

    I offer His Majesty the Monarch of the Mountain a breath mint.
  • supmandude85supmandude85
    edited October 2011
    Sarendor wrote: »
    (Wait, what did you prevent, the spoiler marking or the explosion?)

    Explosion.

    You get nothing, you lose! Good day, sir!

    I put nothing in. Good day, sir!
  • SarendorSarendor
    edited October 2011
    The Monarch of the Mountain tries to execute you, but since he has no guards, he becomes a regular machine again.

    I put my passport for the Monarchy of the Mountain. I don't need it anymore, as it exists no more.
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited October 2011
    You get animated like a south park character.


    I put in a Box set of Black Books on DVD.
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited October 2011
    You get a little black book of sex lines.

    I put in a fire.
  • SarendorSarendor
    edited October 2011
    You are fired from your job.

    I put one of Stan's magnetic business cards.
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited October 2011
    You get free snacks


    I put in a policeman
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited October 2011
    You get a criminal.

    I put in a plant seed.
  • SarendorSarendor
    edited October 2011
    You get some compost. Thrown on you by the machine.

    I put a Piece O' Eight in the machine.
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited October 2011
    It's out of grog and gives you NOTHING in return.

    I put in something good.
  • Martin McFlyMartin McFly
    edited October 2011
    You get a note that says 'Something Bad'.

    I stuff a Pepsi can into the slot.
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited October 2011
    You get a Pepsi Throwback. I'm sorry, did I say Throwback? I meant THROWN Back.


    I put in Power Rangers RPM
  • supmandude85supmandude85
    edited October 2011
    You get Linkara, who then screams "I AM A MAN!" and punches you in the face.

    I put in a toy truck.
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited October 2011
    You get a real truck. However, it lands on top of you.

    I put in a quarter.
  • Martin McFlyMartin McFly
    edited October 2011
    You get five nickels. Maybe put in something a little more interesting next time...

    I put in a computer mouse.
  • supmandude85supmandude85
    edited October 2011
    You get a laptop, but it's evil and attacks you, forcing you to kill it.

    I put in Max's Severed Head.
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited October 2011
    You get your head cut off.


    I put in Supmandude's severed head.
  • supmandude85supmandude85
    edited October 2011
    You get MS Paint spam.
    o8x9x3.jpg

    I put in Strong Bad's severed head.
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited October 2011
    You get the poster for REGENERATOR XVII: The Revenge of Nub-Head and Head-Nub. Creepiest Poster ever. Hang it in your room and have fun sleeping tonight!

    I put in my own two cents. (Whether or not this is a metaphor is your call.)
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited October 2011
    supmandude85 wrote: »
    You get MS Paint spam.
    o8x9x3.jpg
    Saw my picture in the post a picture of yourself thread, eh? Looks just like me.
    StrongBrush1 wrote: »
    You get the poster for REGENERATOR XVII: The Revenge of Nub-Head and Head-Nub. Creepiest Poster ever. Hang it in your room and have fun sleeping tonight!

    I put in my own two cents. (Whether or not this is a metaphor is your call.)

    You get a penny for your thoughts


    I put in self depricating humor
  • supmandude85supmandude85
    edited October 2011
    Remolay wrote: »
    Saw my picture in the post a picture of yourself thread, eh? Looks just like me.
    I actually hadn't, now I feel kind of bad...
    Remolay wrote: »
    I put in self depricating humor

    You get a MS Paint of yourself... in the past.

    I put in Back to the Future the Game.
  • Martin McFlyMartin McFly
    edited October 2011
    You get a sample CD with the song 'I Don't Care' sung by Emmett in the fourth episode.

    You'll laugh! You'll cry! You'll feel like a complete douche for tricking a 17 year old kid into dumping his girlfriend! Buy Emmett's Greatest Hits today!

    /promotion

    I put in my old walkman.
  • supmandude85supmandude85
    edited October 2011
    You get an iPod.

    I put in Pepsi.
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited October 2011
    You get a coke and a middle finger.

    I put in M. Night Shamlayamadingdong.
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