Vending Machine

The Highway

you get whipped.

I put in my father's parentheses

The Highway

Am I allowed to revive this? kthx.

Tor

I don't see why not.

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I put in my father's parentheses

You get a pair of shiny new curly brackets: { } with speed stripes painted on.

I pour in a cup of decaffeinated coffee.

The Highway

You get an angry and tired evil glare out the coin return slot.

I put in a door knob

jmm

You get Murray

I put in a sleeping pill

Tor

You get a face full of sleeping gas

I put in a 1970's vintage desktop calculator

Snicklin

You get half a Mac!

I put in Adam Lambert.

doyouknowmydad

You get a dead cat.

I put in an Iron Butterfly record.

Remolay

You get Iron maiden, excellent. I have no idea why I just said that

I put in Caramelldansen

jaden551

you get haruka kanata

I put in forty seven pounds of manure.

The Highway

you get slapped in the face

i put in a Tic Tac

Remolay

You get slapped in the face


I put in a hundred bucks

jaden551

you get 99 buckets of sloop.

I put in a wedgie.

The Highway

you get slapped in the face

i put in an anti-matter sombrero

jaden551

you get slapped in the face

I put a slap in the face for the next person...

The Highway

you get slapped in the face

I put in a soul train token

Javi-Wan Kenobi

You get a handful of chewing gum balls

I put an USB memory stick

jaden551

you get 10gb of music by the village people

I refill the slap in the face rack and put in a kick in the nuts..

Tor

You get a slap in the nuts and a kick in the face.

I put in a solenodon.

jmm

You get poisoned.

I put in an income tax form (unfilled)

Remolay

You get audited

I put in a slap in the face

jaden551

you get change or 2 bucks.

I put in a ham sandwich

The Mighty M

You get Spam http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8huXkSaL7o

jaden551

you get nothing
I put in nothing but air.

The Mighty M

You get air, isn't that nice?!

I put in a nice smelling cake

jaden551

You get a fart.
I put in a blue flamingo...

The Mighty M

You get a boring, Grrreen (Thats right, Grrreen!) flamongo

jaden551

you get nothing for not putting anything i

I put in the mighty midget...

The Mighty M

You get a fist which smashes your face in

I put in my depression

jaden551

you get more

I put in you depression..

PressidentMax

You get shoop da whoop to your face
I put in a dead body!

jaden551

you get an achievement.

Remolay

you get a slap to the face.


I put in Sasuke (The Ninja Warrior show)

PressidentMax

You get £/$5000, but it will blow up in 5 secs...
I put in the TARDIS!

jaden551

you get a relativly good present of a lock in a box.
I put in tube socks...

The Highway

you get argyle socks

i put in hugh bliss's master plan

jaden551

you get a thank-you note

I put in a couple of curses

ted12

You get a swear.
I put in a singing and dancing bear (somehow...)

jaden551

you get a really angry swarm of bees.
I putin scab tissue

Remolay

you get a slap in the face.

I put in Half-Life 2 episode 3 and Duke Nukem Forever