Vending Machine

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• The Highway

  April 2010 edited April 2010

  you get whipped.
  
  I put in my father's parentheses
• The Highway

  May 2010 edited May 2010

  Am I allowed to revive this? kthx.
• Tor

  May 2010 edited May 2010

  I don't see why not.

  The Highway wrote: »

  I put in my father's parentheses

  You get a pair of shiny new curly brackets: { } with speed stripes painted on.
  
  I pour in a cup of decaffeinated coffee.
• The Highway

  May 2010 edited May 2010

  You get an angry and tired evil glare out the coin return slot.
  
  I put in a door knob
• jmm

  May 2010 edited May 2010

  You get Murray
  
  I put in a sleeping pill
• Tor

  May 2010 edited May 2010

  You get a face full of sleeping gas
  
  I put in a 1970's vintage desktop calculator
• Snicklin

  May 2010 edited May 2010

  You get half a Mac!
  
  I put in Adam Lambert.
• doyouknowmydad

  May 2010 edited May 2010

  You get a dead cat.
  
  I put in an Iron Butterfly record.
• Remolay

  May 2010 edited May 2010

  You get Iron maiden, excellent. I have no idea why I just said that
  
  I put in Caramelldansen
• jaden551

  June 2010 edited June 2010

  you get haruka kanata
  
  I put in forty seven pounds of manure.
• The Highway

  June 2010 edited June 2010

  you get slapped in the face
  
  i put in a Tic Tac
• Remolay

  June 2010 edited June 2010

  You get slapped in the face
  
  
  I put in a hundred bucks
• jaden551

  June 2010 edited June 2010

  you get 99 buckets of sloop.
  
  I put in a wedgie.
• The Highway

  June 2010 edited June 2010

  you get slapped in the face
  
  i put in an anti-matter sombrero
• jaden551

  June 2010 edited June 2010

  you get slapped in the face
  
  I put a slap in the face for the next person...
• The Highway

  June 2010 edited June 2010

  you get slapped in the face
  
  I put in a soul train token
• Javi-Wan Kenobi

  June 2010 edited June 2010

  You get a handful of chewing gum balls
  
  I put an USB memory stick
• jaden551

  June 2010 edited June 2010

  you get 10gb of music by the village people
  
  I refill the slap in the face rack and put in a kick in the nuts..
• Tor

  June 2010 edited June 2010

  You get a slap in the nuts and a kick in the face.
  
  I put in a solenodon.
• jmm

  June 2010 edited June 2010

  You get poisoned.
  
  I put in an income tax form (unfilled)
• Remolay

  June 2010 edited June 2010

  You get audited
  
  I put in a slap in the face
• jaden551

  June 2010 edited June 2010

  you get change or 2 bucks.
  
  I put in a ham sandwich
• The Mighty M

  June 2010 edited June 2010

  You get Spam http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8huXkSaL7o
• jaden551

  June 2010 edited June 2010

  you get nothing
  I put in nothing but air.
• The Mighty M

  June 2010 edited June 2010

  You get air, isn't that nice?!
  
  I put in a nice smelling cake
• jaden551

  June 2010 edited June 2010

  You get a fart.
  I put in a blue flamingo...
• The Mighty M

  June 2010 edited June 2010

  You get a boring, Grrreen (Thats right, Grrreen!) flamongo
• jaden551

  June 2010 edited June 2010

  you get nothing for not putting anything i
  
  I put in the mighty midget...
• The Mighty M

  June 2010 edited June 2010

  You get a fist which smashes your face in
  
  I put in my depression
• jaden551

  June 2010 edited June 2010

  you get more
  
  I put in you depression..
• PressidentMax

  June 2010 edited June 2010

  You get shoop da whoop to your face
  I put in a dead body!
• jaden551

  June 2010 edited June 2010

  you get an achievement.
• Remolay

  June 2010 edited June 2010

  you get a slap to the face.
  
  
  I put in Sasuke (The Ninja Warrior show)
• PressidentMax

  June 2010 edited June 2010

  You get £/$5000, but it will blow up in 5 secs...
  I put in the TARDIS!
• jaden551

  June 2010 edited June 2010

  you get a relativly good present of a lock in a box.
  I put in tube socks...
• The Highway

  June 2010 edited June 2010

  you get argyle socks
  
  i put in hugh bliss's master plan
• jaden551

  June 2010 edited June 2010

  you get a thank-you note
  
  I put in a couple of curses
• ted12

  June 2010 edited June 2010

  You get a swear.
  I put in a singing and dancing bear (somehow...)
• jaden551

  June 2010 edited June 2010

  you get a really angry swarm of bees.
  I putin scab tissue
• Remolay

  June 2010 edited June 2010

  you get a slap in the face.
  
  I put in Half-Life 2 episode 3 and Duke Nukem Forever