Kenny's new son

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  • Just now I realized.....maybe Kenny is a pedophile.

    When my sister was a toddler, my dad used to say that if she came to him, he'd give her chocolate milk... My mom told him to shut up because he sounded like a child molester.

  • I'm sure he didn't want it to go down like that. It was just that there weren't any salt licks around.

    (if Carver is the baby's father), Kenny can always tell his new son incredible stories how he bashed his biological father's face in with a crowbar.

  • Maybe he can beardfeed him or something. That'll turn alright.

    RichWalk23 posted: »

    Oh God, now I'm going to be thinking of a man breastfeeding whenever I look at Kenny from now on...

  • I read a fanfic where Kenny was a pedophile without knowing what I was getting into. It was well written, but weird.

    JPAssini posted: »

    Just now I realized.....maybe Kenny is a pedophile.

  • edited August 2014

    Christ, if you people treat people like this in real life, then no wonder there's so many mass shootings.

    Yes, mass murder is totally a rational response to people criticizing a shithead with questionable mental stability.

    badassm posted: »

    Jesus Christ, can you people leave Kenny alone?! If he's taking care of the baby and keeping it from dying, what is the fucking problem? Who

  • Yep! that's why Duck's dead.

    badassm posted: »

    He took care of Duck pretty well.

  • That's a naive attitude... If all thinks work out, yeah, he'll have a nice child he can become a father for, but as it stands, it seems like he's fanatically trying to replace the family he's lost....

  • I know that wasn't the exact quote.

    Lamer than: Carver: Luke, I am your father! (Fun fact: Did you know that's a misquote?)

  • edited August 2014

    Wow guys, I didn't expect this kind of awesome feedback for my comment.

    I wanna thank all my fans lol. Here, I give everyone n this page a like =)

    (if Carver is the baby's father), Kenny can always tell his new son incredible stories how he bashed his biological father's face in with a crowbar.

  • Just had a thought (sorry if someone said it)...but this game likes making you pick who lives and who dies...This poped into my head who could thay put with kenny that would kill the player....kenny or baby who lives

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