What will be your rules/tips for zombie apocalypse?

ilovetwd

Mine will be..

1) Don't get bit!!

2) Travel light!

3) Always move from one place to another.

4) Wear a jacket or vest. ( They are easy to remove when it's hot.)

5) Don't trust anyone or anything.(Everything can kill you.)

6) Always be ready for the worse.

What will be yours???

Kennysucks

1. Find a group

2. Get a melee weapon, preferibly based on your other physical traits (dont use a sledge hammer if you have trouble swinging it fast, dont use knives if you arent sneaky, etc.)

3. Find a gun but use it as little as possible

4. Take hold of a base/camp wherever you can but dont stay for too long (half a month at max), preferably take a store for the supplies but a house will do

5. Your brain is your best weapon, its what separates you from the zombies, always plan and think ahead, improvise the best you can when needed

6. Fuck "Dont Be a Hero". Save everyone you can and never let someone die, if bandits kidnap your friends, or you see someone about to be swarmed, never leave them to die

7. Be kind and caring to everyone you meet

8. Only kill if nesissary (someone is activly trying to murder you)

9. Don't become a brutal/savage barbarian, remain cival

10. If all goes to worst, get to the country, try to get about 100km or so from any major cities or decently sized towns

Lee Evereet 333

(1) Carry lots of weapons.

(2) Carry lots of food.

(3) Don't get bitten.

(4) Find a decent place to live.

(5) Keep your hair short!

(6) Learn the basics of CQC ( Close quarters combat)

(7) Stay away from Cities!

(8) Be careful who to trust.

(9) Bring lots of water. Dehydration has been man's enemy since the beginning of time.

(10) Fight to the last bullet, the last which is for you.

(11) Get decent amounts of sleep.

(12) Never go into the woods!

(13) Try to use silenced weapons eg. A crossbow.

(14) Exercise daily.

(15) Train with your weapons all the time.

(16) Don't get drunk.

(17) Try not to start strong relationships eg. A sleeping together one.

(18) Aim for the head.

(19) Act friendly.

(20) Choose your weapons based on environment.

(21) Don't use hatchets... They'll get stuck easily.

(22) Travel by day light.

(23) Burn all slain walkers in your camp.

(24) Show respect.

(25) Grow crops for food.

(26) Kill all undead without mercy.

(27) Find something to entertain you eg. A phone game.

(28) Don't choose hospitals as bases, most of the first undead wazes come from The E.R.

(29) Use stealth to your advantage.

(30) Kill living humans if you are forced to do so.

InKennyWeTrust

1. Find a group.
2. Learn to shoot.
3. Be kind, but pragmatic.
4. Don't leave your friends behind.
5. Never leave yourself in defenseless position until you're absolutely sure that you're in safety.
6. There's already enough shit in the world, so try to be friendly and avoid conflicts.
7. Never kill any human being, unless it's a self-defense or putting out of misery.
8. Kill walkers in a quiet and stealthy way if it's possible.
9. Never trust strangers, but be respectful to them.
10. Don't be afraid of being betrayed even by someone who's your friend.
11. Eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.
12. Be merciful, don't go on the same level with your enemies.
13. Stealing can be justified, but robbery can't.
14. Help everyone to get through hard times and there will be a chance that they'll help you later.
15. Keep moving on until you find a good place to make a settlement.
16. Don't be afraid of making hard decisions.
17. Don't rely on anyone except your family and yourself.
18. Your life depends on how careful you are.
19. Always keep your head cool and your eyes straight.
20. Use every single chance you get.
21. Help your friend in need.
22. Travel in the daylight.
23. Always try to think of a good shelter for the night.
24. Don't let anyone use you.
25. Keep that hair short.
26. Wear comfortable clothes.
27. Be ready for the worse.
28. Think about the weather before it strikes.
29. Use objects around you as tools or weapons.
30. NEVER GIVE UP.

themadeiramagician

1. Find a group
2. Become proficient with killing walkers
3. Never trust ANYONE
4. No mercy
5. Survival > humnanity
6. Travel at day
7. Family over all

javoris767

1. Get a small group (3-4 people) or alone
2. Stay with resourceful and level headed people
3. Trust no one
4. Melee over guns (if necessary)
5. Keep on the move
6. Search anywhere and everything
7. Don't panic in bad situations
8. Only go to cities/towns to search for supplies
9. Don't put yourself in unnecessary danger
10. Learn to live off the land

SmallGoodTiger

1.find hat
2.wear hat
3. Don't die
4. eat food
5. drink water
6. shoot Lori

CodPatrol

Grab all me weapons and shit, go to the local store, take everything and if the police still give a shit about the rules, take them out, then find a secure location, put up barriers and shit, then survive, treat everyone and everything fair, if those rules get broken, they will be sent out of the group or killed, depending on how bad it is. If I get bite I will shoot myself in the head. My cousin's house has this shed attached to it and you can use the bins to climb on top, I think that would be a good location if I'm honest. Maybe put cars up as barriers kinda, just like The Governor did.

alis-bigby

1)play walking dead game! So you're ready for the zombies! That's all

Sarangholic

You should put a limit on the number of items.

My absolute ideal sceneario, given where I live, 1) if need be fend zombies of my steps (hopefully not, that's a bad sign), 2) nab a conveniences store for cans of tuna, span, and ramen (and water too... Jeez that a lot of sodium...) . Go on the underground path to the Han river, hopefully there will be fewer zombies and more defences points... 3) Get out of Seoul and keep going south. 4) Eventually try to find a rural town far enough a city so as not to get massive hoards, and fortify it.

Twistee

1. Dun die >.<

alis-bigby

Bigby: I don't die easy...

CeaserMartinez

1. Get a good melee weapon, crowbar is my favorite its in my garage
2. Try to let as many humans live, they are getting unique
3. Dont get addicted to drugs except for weed
4. If you smoke cigarettes, try to minimize it.
5. Try to save everyone you can
6. Get a decent group
7. Sometimes you must kill to save others, then just do it.
8. Dont get shot or get a big injury
9. Treat walkers as walkers, they wont change, they aint sick, they are dead
10. Save as many resources as possible
11. Build a base, secure it, get guards.
12. Work on hand-to-hand combat, you gotta be able to kill a zombie barehanded.( boxers get lucky )
13. Be carefull where you go
14. Never go out alone
15. Change you're food style, try to eat a minium.
16. Spare ammo and only use it for GOOD animals.
17. Dont turn on each other
18. Wear strong clothes
19. Get transportation in a good way, a bus or train can be good. A car can get blocked easily
20. Make sure to know the area you're in.
21. Keep animals like cow for milk
22. Know you're friends. A lot of us dont really know them friends.
23. Dont get drunk, it will possibly kill you
24. Know how to handle you're stuff.
25. Deal with things emotionally in a good way, dont get crazy.
26. Try to clean the streets as much as possible, it is risky but it makes it safer.
27. As soon as people start getting crazy and too aggresive confront them.
28. Work on youre self defense, Andrealine can be verry strong.
29. Dont have a temper.
30. Keep it cool, do whatever it takes to survive, but dont turn on you're group

Istvan002

1) If you hear something from the cellar at night, NEVER CHECK OUT!
2) Don't try to be badass.
3) If you or your friend get bit: - bullet in the head
- cut off the limb
4) Always close the door behind you.

_Juice_Box_

Find an endless supplies of salt licks.

Alive_Clem

1) be happy

WillyTheSeal

What would Lee do?

The Walking Mustache

" What will be your rules/tips for zombie apocalypse? "

Boat!

_Juice_Box_

Get bit in the first year of the apocalypse. Still love him though

TWD_25

1. Always have a weapon with you
2. Keep moving
3. if you see a child in trouble save them. (usually)Don't risk saving an adult they should be able to take care of themselves.
4. When it's cold wear a leather jacket (It'd be hard to bite through)
5. Versatility is not overrated. (Thanks Jane)
6. No group is dangerous, but a large group is also dangerous, stick with only 1-2 other people.
7. Don't trust easily
8. Don't let the apocalypse change you.
9. Keep quiet as much as possible.
10. Water beats food any day.

mr.quality

1.) Remain in your home the first few days and gather supplies( in the first few days people will be fleeing in mass creating panic).
2.) Find supplies (this includes meds. Food,water,weapons,gasoline, and anything you would want to take like a photograph).
3.)FIND A MAP(you can't just run off in one direction and expect to get anywhere other than dead).
4.) (This one can go under #2, my bad.) Find other survivors ( there are a lot of things you don't want to be, alone is one of them.).
5.) Evac the city, find a place to hold up,like a small town or woodland area(make sure your close enough to a place to get supply's).
6.) Be friendly, there's gonna be a lot of pricks out there doesn't mean you need to be one of them.
7.) Be ready to kill anyone (ANYONE, this could be anything from a walker to your brother).
8.) Aim for the head ( goes without saying).
9.) Don't die (also goes without saying).
Might not be the best plan but you can improvise as needed.
"You don't plan to improvise".

mr.quality

Don't trust Ben

CrazyGeorge

• Get Drunk
• Be Happy
• Profit

WalkingDeadFan1911

1. No Dead Weight.

2. No screw ups like Ben.

3. Do not go into the cities.

4. Keep trust at a minimum.

5. If you're in a group, pull your weight.

6. If the group is arguing, like Kenny and Lilly, leave. You have a better chance on your own than with a broken group.

7. Guns are nice but they're loud, get a hammer or other melee object.

DomeWing333

1. Don't be a dick.
2. Don't be a zombie.

Adrian14

1. Always carry a melee weapon
2. Always have something to carry water with
3. Find a group, but be ready to be on your own whenever
4. Wear boots and leather clothes so it would be harder to get bit by the walkers
5. Rationalize the food from the begining
6. If you're on your own and have no clue where you are going, be covered in walker guts just in case
7. If possible, get a swiss knife, a nail file,somwthing versatile
8. Your camp/shelter (if permanent) needs to be closer to a water source and you need to be able to grow food there
9. Survival before morals
10. Be very good at jumping,if you're crowded by walkers, jump from tree to tree.
11. Island are safer than the mainland, but they aren't "safe" (dead bodies float)
12. If you run out of food,grab any leafs,grass herbs that are not poisonous, wash them and boil them to make something like a cream.People used this in WW1,but I think there were also some ingredients like salt to alter the taste.
13. If someone needs to be put down, don't waste ammo, do it with a melee weapon.
14. Bitten people that "cease to function" can be used to get the walkers' attention
    15.Kids are useless if not older than 12 years
    16.DON'T GET PREGNANT!If you do the dirty,you better realize that you have a little more over than 9 months to live.(Blood loss,infection,unskilled doctors,psycological shit)
    17.Don't have charm coming out of your ass.
    I don't know it is shown like this

CrazyGeorge

Stay away from me, i have PTSD and i know how to shoot.

mr.quality

Rules for the apocalypse: don't die.

Gustav_Kenny

1. KILL EVERYTHING.
2. No need for further information.

slattern

Die like a neckbeard

TWD_25

Steal somebody's glasses because I'm blind as a fucking bat and my glasses are old.

Saoralba131

Join the zombies will be my only rule,I mean if you can't beat 'em join 'em

Onmens

Luckily I live in Europe, so

1. find the nearest castle and live there.
2. go medieval on yo' ass

Lilacsbloom

[Opens survival guide booklet]

[Notices it only has one piece of advice.]

1. Don't bother, you so dead.

T_T Crap...

HarjKS

• Try and be nice to people, and help others.
• Find a group, and stick with this group.
• Act calm to people, and in dire situations. Always act calm and don't panic.
• Have a gun on hand full of ammo, as well as have a pocket knife and another weapon such as machete, katana or long range weapon.
• Keep moving.

mr.quality

I live in America so for me it be more like go to the nearest government building. Any self respecting walker wouldn't come near one

zeke10

"Kill all sons a b*tches"

JustAnotherFan98

1. Find a small group, 2-5 people.
2. Make finding food a priority.
3. Have a overall hope, like finding a safe place, like Kenny, but only if realistic.
4. Move in the day.
5. Before letting someone into your group let themselves prove themselves.
6. Be honest and show trust to your group, works both ways.
7. Conserve and save all fuel and ammo you find.
8. Never get cornered or largely outnumbered by walkers.
9. If you find a place and stay there, only do so if completely safe.
10. Don't get bitten.

Onmens

Aren't those already filled with mindless zombies though?

Strat-rocker

My side walks away everyone else you leave laying in the dirt.

prink34320

1. Die, so far we haven't really seen how it gets easier at all in The Walking Dead universe, I would rather die with my loved ones, then go through emotional pain and traumatic experiences on a daily bases... having to kill those I once knew, even if they are only corpses... struggling each day for food, warmth, shelter, water and survival. Not to mention the risk of getting attached to summon and ultimately end up seeing them die, or bring them down if you get bitten, especially with the unlikely hood of a cure or possible permanent solution.