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  • edited April 2009
    Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'sir' without adding, 'you're making a scene.'

    Homer J. Simpson
  • edited April 2009
    Today just got a whole lot better.

    -Me, today, upon discovering that the Arctic Orange shake was back at McDonalds.
  • edited April 2009
    An Arctic Orange shake? Eeeew!
  • edited April 2009
    An Arctic Orange shake? Eeeew!

    Looks like a dreamsicle. Tastes like one, too! But it's a McDonald's milkshake!!

    Surpassed in excellence only by McDonald's Shamrock Shake. And probably by the Dairy Queen chocolate shake, but McDonald's is usually a lot more convenient.
  • edited April 2009
    Some days are just a waste of make up

    - A random fridge magnet

    AMEN.
  • edited April 2009
    I'm drunk with power, but it just goes right through me!

    - Max
  • edited April 2009
    "I've been reduced to eating cockroaches! just kidding. if i have to, though, i
    certainly will..."


    -some guy from cave story
  • edited April 2009
    if you add a turd with a trumpet, you get wii music!
    some random math
  • edited April 2009
    And then I was walking down the street and saw the glowing rip in space time. It was the most awesome thing I ever saw. Everyone else was all like "That's just a traffic light", but I knew better. And then it transported me to a place where the sky was brown. And I met the King of Squirrels. He gave me acorns.
    -Scott Hepting McScotterson
  • edited April 2009
    Let us rain some doom upon the doomed heads of our doomed enemies!

    - Zim
  • edited April 2009
    I feel your pain... or at least I'm trying to.

    - Me
  • edited April 2009
    Spankety, Spankety, Spankety!

    -Pokey Minch
  • edited April 2009
    Look at that, you can see the four states that border Springfield: Ohio, Nevada, Maine, and Kentucky!

    -Ned Flanders
  • edited April 2009
    'Cause clean is better than dirty, and dirty's meaner than clean!

    -Terrible Mario Sunshine Commercial
  • edited April 2009
    Have you considered forcing an unexpected reboot?
    -Maurice Moss
  • edited April 2009
    natlinxz wrote: »
    -Terrible Mario Sunshine Commercial

    So the game is eco-friendly? Just like THIS???

    captainplanet2.jpg
  • edited April 2009
    Sam (at a wishing well): I wish I knew what Max was thinking.
    Max (in his mind): ... ..... ....... ..... ... . !
    Sam: Well, that was a waste of money.

    San and Max Hit the Road
  • edited April 2009
    This remarkable book has been described as a masterpiece,a fairy story,a brilliant satire, and possibly the creepiest nastiest most disturbing book i have ever read...

    -A Critic on Lord of the Flies

    ...(oops, double quotes...)
  • edited April 2009
    ...

    - Gromit
  • edited April 2009
    Awesome! The explosives are here! Now we can blow s*** up! Again!
    -Fictional Adam Savage
  • edited April 2009
    -Fictional Adam Sandler

    This is how I read your post.
    MY GOD WHY CANT I READ
  • edited April 2009
    This is how I read your post.
    MY GOD WHY CANT I READ
    Cruel fate, why must you mock me?!
  • edited April 2009
    My fish is swimming sideways. Is that normal?

    - Ben Stiller's Twitter feed
  • edited April 2009
    How would it be if the alphabet ended, "V W X Why? Z," but "V W X Why not?"

    -Douglas Adams
  • edited May 2009
    When I rule the world, you can have HALF of the icecream.

    -Me
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