The story of the lonely Derp

edited September 2014 in The Walking Dead

Once upon a time a blonde dike named Jane derped her sister on the roof so that derps could derp her to death. Jane then derps her way to derp,Ohio to derp some derps near carvers camp covered on derp. She then got derped by carvers derp and was isolated in an outside derp to derp all day and night. One derpy day clem and jane derped and decided to derp derp to the derp so that derp could derp the derp derp derp a pescapalian derp with derped half used toothpaste and a derped unpaid parking ticket that led to derping back to carver's motherderpen camp to feed aj and derp themselves. Many derps later derped the gates to derp you Mona's derp and little derp. 2 adult derps and a little derp get chosen to derp back home or derped inside. The end

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  • edited September 2014

    Nahh you first

  • i could say the same thing about kenny but if i did i'd be no better then this forum and it's pointless fighting.

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    Let people enjoy there ending.

  • What are you, a Kenny lover? Let people choose instead of stating your opinions.

    Nahh you first

  • Kenny didn't murder Jane because she was a threat or a problem to the group, but because she accidentally killed AJ. And Jane didn't want to ditch Kenny because she doesn't like taking orders, but because he was dangerous.

    You also seem to be trying to convince us the Jane endings are bad, which they aren't, because if you let the family in, it proves that Clementine still trusts people and there's a happy moment where Patricia huge Jane, so that's a good ending for me.

  • Please, don't give these threads legs. There's been plenty of discussion on Jane and Kenny on about 30 other threads. Just use one of those please.

    Grafite posted: »

    Kenny didn't murder Jane because she was a threat or a problem to the group, but because she accidentally killed AJ. And Jane didn't want to

  • Also, if you let Jane make the decision (my canon ending), Jane lets thew family in. Which shows SHE stil ltrusts people.

    So yeah, OP you're being ridiculous.

    Grafite posted: »

    Kenny didn't murder Jane because she was a threat or a problem to the group, but because she accidentally killed AJ. And Jane didn't want to

  • but because she accidentally killed AJ.

    I think he thought she killed AJ on purpose

    Grafite posted: »

    Kenny didn't murder Jane because she was a threat or a problem to the group, but because she accidentally killed AJ. And Jane didn't want to

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    Civilian posted: »

    What are you, a Kenny lover? Let people choose instead of stating your opinions.

  • They just need to make one big thread. Kenny vs Jane is all you see and it's really stupid imo

    Revec posted: »

    Please, don't give these threads legs. There's been plenty of discussion on Jane and Kenny on about 30 other threads. Just use one of those please.

  • Thank you, My friend.

    Grafite posted: »

    Kenny didn't murder Jane because she was a threat or a problem to the group, but because she accidentally killed AJ. And Jane didn't want to

  • Why ear are you here on the forums. It's like walking into a political debate and your yelling out "just let us choose on our own!" Why the fuck did you even come to see to senators debate in the first place. Do you got the common sense to understand what I'm saying kid?

    Civilian posted: »

    What are you, a Kenny lover? Let people choose instead of stating your opinions.

  • ...in my opinion.

  • Its because your insisting you opinion is right. And people are sick of this discussion, there's about a 100 threads on this.

    Be happy with Kenny,Jane or neither

    Why ear are you here on the forums. It's like walking into a political debate and your yelling out "just let us choose on our own!" Why the

  • I knew people like you would Spam negativity on my discussion board that I worked hard on. When someone makes a debate about someone, all the ppl against it wanna post all their negativity on here. Ik all you ppl sided with Jane which is fine but intruding my wall with your smutt is highly rude. Jane btw did wanted to kick them out but she knew it was Clem's decision cus of their trust. Letting them in is just your last judgement whether they are useful for securing the camp.

    Grafite posted: »

    Kenny didn't murder Jane because she was a threat or a problem to the group, but because she accidentally killed AJ. And Jane didn't want to

  • That's what u think cus your naive. All u here in the game is her saying he's dangerous and rap. Is that all urging of when it goes through your ears. She would bail on you. Kenny being a danger is irrelevant. He ain't gonna harm clem or aj.

    Grafite posted: »

    Kenny didn't murder Jane because she was a threat or a problem to the group, but because she accidentally killed AJ. And Jane didn't want to

  • CivilianCivilian Banned
    edited September 2014

    No, I'm not an asshole, I'm acting like it because you're the asshole. Secondly, "facts?" No, you mean opinions.

  • Exactly, if you're going to have a opinion don't state it like this and bashing people for their choices, keep it to yourself.

    Its because your insisting you opinion is right. And people are sick of this discussion, there's about a 100 threads on this. Be happy with Kenny,Jane or neither

  • Ok so I try to make a simple discussion about why I chose Kenny and apparently I'm an asshole because you disagree with my choice. Sure I'm the "asshole". You know what boy, lets agree to disagree cus ik this isn't gonna go anywhere.

    Civilian posted: »

    No, I'm not an asshole, I'm acting like it because you're the asshole. Secondly, "facts?" No, you mean opinions.

  • Are you high?

    That's what u think cus your naive. All u here in the game is her saying he's dangerous and rap. Is that all urging of when it goes through your ears. She would bail on you. Kenny being a danger is irrelevant. He ain't gonna harm clem or aj.

  • No, because you just stated a rude response to someone. Seriously, you should go away, you call me a kid/boy and you don't even know my age.

    Ok so I try to make a simple discussion about why I chose Kenny and apparently I'm an asshole because you disagree with my choice. Sure I'm the "asshole". You know what boy, lets agree to disagree cus ik this isn't gonna go anywhere.

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    Civilian posted: »

    Exactly, if you're going to have a opinion don't state it like this and bashing people for their choices, keep it to yourself.

  • CivilianCivilian Banned
    edited September 2014

    Speak why 70% people shot Kenny?

  • And a war shall begin.

    Civilian posted: »

    No, because you just stated a rude response to someone. Seriously, you should go away, you call me a kid/boy and you don't even know my age.

  • It's not negativity, it's an opinion. If you post your negative opinion about Jane, you should be expecting that Jane fans would defend her. And I'm not even defending her, I'm just saying her endings are good too.

    I knew people like you would Spam negativity on my discussion board that I worked hard on. When someone makes a debate about someone, all th

  • Correct.

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    poplee posted: »

    And a war shall begin.

  • Seriously?!!this whole forum has been like this since everybody finished playing episode 5.Jane fans insulting Kenny and vice-verso

    I knew people like you would Spam negativity on my discussion board that I worked hard on. When someone makes a debate about someone, all th

  • I even made it past the Hitler stuff, until I came to:

    She had lost hope for humanity and the will to keep her family alive. Her only goals were to be alive and that's it. She was comfortable being in a group and leave her own sister to die if she needed help

    This is simply an unfair description of things. If that's truly what you believe Jane did, then I suggest you replay the fourth episode and talk to Jane about her sister.

    She wasn't happy to leave her to die, there just was no other option - other than staying with her and dying herself.

    This is pretty much the root of her trust-issues and why she is scared of bonding. It's also the thing that Clementine helps her overcome and thus rehabilitates Jane.

    If you really think that Jane just left her sister to die, cause she couldn't be bothered - then it's no wonder you hate her guts. But that's not what Jane did, so your understanding of her - though understandable - is misguided.

  • And I'm not even insulting him, not even saying negative stuff, but it looks like I am from his reaction.

    poplee posted: »

    Seriously?!!this whole forum has been like this since everybody finished playing episode 5.Jane fans insulting Kenny and vice-verso

  • Don't get itself all butt hurt. I've heard worse from other critics

    Eguro posted: »

    I even made it past the Hitler stuff, until I came to: She had lost hope for humanity and the will to keep her family alive. Her only

  • Guys, please try to keep discussion civil. Having your own opinion is fine, but insulting other people for their opinions is not. Also, fictional characters are just that - fictional - so there is no need to be personally offended on their behalf. You don't have to report a post for a user insulting a fictional character or if someone says their opinion is wrong - unless they are disrespectful in doing so.

  • You know what guys. Idgaf. You guys are spreading like a living plague of walkers. My iPod is too slow to keep up with this. Say what want. This is why I said u can make ur own choice at the end of my paragraph. I want this tone civil even if u do side with Jane. Dont hate XD
    
  • I'm not really butt hurt. But judging from your post, it seems like your understanding of Jane is based on wrongful assumptions about her past. I was merely trying to address these assumptions.

    Don't get itself all butt hurt. I've heard worse from other critics

  • Honestly Jane would be welcome in my Clem - Kenny - AJ group. But after pulling that stunt? Be gone spawn of darkness!

    Eguro posted: »

    I'm not really butt hurt. But judging from your post, it seems like your understanding of Jane is based on wrongful assumptions about her past. I was merely trying to address these assumptions.

  • We get it, Kenny is a saint and Jane is the devil.

  • Everyone just go. You've done enough today. I hope everyone's valuable got wasted. Idgaf

  • No Kenny is God, so it make sense you get to choose between them.

    KCohere posted: »

    We get it, Kenny is a saint and Jane is the devil.

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