Lighten the Mood! Add a "Canon Death" Option to every Major AND Minor Choice

edited October 2014 in The Walking Dead

This series is so depressing we need to have the option to laugh at every single scene! Instead of Four base options, replace one or add a fifth! That option will be to kill yourself during every opportunity you decided to say or do something! In every case watch the disbelief spread across your companions!

"Kill Character K or Character J?" Simple! Kill yourself to stop them from fighting to save both of them! Watch the eyebrows rais and the "Dafuq" looks on their faces!

Should Lee stab Danny with a Pitchfork or not? I can't take this, so I'll stab MYSELF with the pitchfork! Dilemma solved!

Yes, this would make the entire game a parody of itself, in very basic terms, but just imagine the freedom of being able to kill yourself to give you extra time to make a choice!

Can't decide??? Just say F*#@ it and kill yourself in hilarious ways!

[I'm not being serious here, so neither should you.]

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  • please give me a kill yourself option for reading this thread..

  • Well serious or not this thread is a worse idea than giving Nick an off-screen death... (maybe that's dramatic...)

  • edited September 2014

    K.

  • A bit dramatic there, at least this adds some sort of purpose.

    Saltlick123 posted: »

    Well serious or not this thread is a worse idea than giving Nick an off-screen death... (maybe that's dramatic...)

  • edited September 2014

    Alt text

    I guess I can try?

    Save Baby Or Take Cover

    Clem: Nah, I'm good. Gets shot

  • Luke: And they died for no good reason.

    Clem shoots herself

    -

    Clem: Please be lucky.

    Lee slashes his throat

  • Clementine: Kenny? I thought you were dead. Shoots self.

  • Clemintine: Wait, don't I get a vote?

    Lee: FUCK YOU!

    Clem: 'Headshots Lee' You said aim for the head...

  • Lee holds Ben over the tower

    Pulls Ben up and jumps off

    Ben: Uh... Lee?

  • ...

    gauntlet14 posted: »

    Clemintine: Wait, don't I get a vote? Lee: FUCK YOU! Clem: 'Headshots Lee' You said aim for the head...

  • dojo32161dojo32161 Moderator
    edited September 2014

    Brenda: We only went after folks who were gonna die anyway.

    Danny: Like y'all.

    Lee: Good point.

    Lee stabs himself repeatedly with a fork

  • XD

    dojo32161 posted: »

    Lee holds Ben over the tower Pulls Ben up and jumps off Ben: Uh... Lee?

  • Lee: Give me the gun Ken. I'll do it.

    Kenny: 'Hands Lee gun.'

    Lee: Sorry Ken, this really is too depressing for a video game. 'Shoots self, lands on Katjaa's body'

    Kenny: Oh come the fuck on!

  • Bonnie: Clem, save Luke!

    Clem: No jumps in lake

  • Arvo: I don't want to shoot anyone especially.... (Speaking Russian)... Uh, little girl.

    Clem: But I do! Shoots herself

  • edited September 2014

    [Shoot Kenny] or [Look away]

    Clem: Shoots self.

    Edit: Wait this one's depressing.

  • edited September 2014

    Kenny: I TOLD YOU NOT TO TALK ABOUT MY FAMILY!

    Jane: FUCK YOU!

    Kenny: YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!

    Jane: GO TO HELL YOU SON OF A BITCH!

    Clem: Kills herself

    Kenny: DAMNIT JANE, LOOK WHAT YOU MADE CLEM DO!

    Jane: THAT WAS YOUR FUCKING FAULT!

  • edited September 2014

    Lee: we gotta jump!

    Omid: what? No way!

    Lee: fine have it your way.

    Lee: jumps head first

  • Should of used that "hey Ben" joke here.

    dojo32161 posted: »

    Lee holds Ben over the tower Pulls Ben up and jumps off Ben: Uh... Lee?

  • Lee: Hey Ben.

    Ben: Hey :D

    Lee: See ya. Jumps off train

    Ben: Yeah ;(

  • Season 1. Ep. 2

    Lilly: Lee, you have to help me revive my dad!

    Kenny: Lee, we gotta kill Larry before he turns!

    Lee: .... drops saltlick on his own head

    Season 1. Ep. 3

    Lee: Kenny, Katjaa needs you.

    Kenny: No, Duck will be fine he's just a little sick.

    Lee: Alright then, but it's me before I let you get anyone else killed! shoots himself

    Kenny: It's just a scratch Lee, you'll be fine.

  • Lilly: Just do anything to stop him from pulling the trigger!

    Flashback: Telltale: Silence is a valid answer

    Lee: Silence intensifies Gets shot

  • Kenny and Jane are in the truck arguing..

    Clementine: STOPP IT, JUST STOP IM SICK OF THE BOTH OF YOU, I QUIT! shoots self

  • Suicide is hilarious!!!

  • I know right!

    jumps off of a building

    Bokor posted: »

    Suicide is hilarious!!!

  • Rebecca: My husband is still out there. GET. THE. GUNS.

    Clementine: Ok :D shoots self


    Carlos: Clementine, can you please watch Sarah? She's upstairs, just distract her and don't tell her anything.

    Clementine: I'll take care of her

    Clementine walks upstairs

    Clementine Hey Sarah, Wanna play a game?

    Sarah OHH BOII WHAT IS IT??

    Clementine: shoots self

    Sarah: THAT LOOKS LIKE FUN picks up gun and shoots self

  • Doug: Want to step outside, have a look around?
    Lee: Ha, I'm not suicidal yet. -axes self-

  • [Sarahshootingherself.gif]

  • [Cut off Saritas arm] or [Kill walker]

    Clementine: hits hatchet repeatedly over head.

  • Tis but a gaping skull wound

    Season 1. Ep. 2 Lilly: Lee, you have to help me revive my dad! Kenny: Lee, we gotta kill Larry before he turns! Lee: .... drops sal

  • Clem: He protected me more than anyone else in my whole life. He died to keep me safe.

    Sarah: But you're still here.

    Clem: lol nope. Clementine snaps her own neck.

  • Nick: Wanna share a drink?

    Clementine: takes drink

    Nick: For Peter Joseph Randall the nic-

    Clementine: kills herself with the drink

  • YES!

    KCohere posted: »

    This is supposed to lighten the mood?

  • This is supposed to lighten the mood?

  • You win the internet xD

    BlueShadiw posted: »

    Lee: Hey Ben. Ben: Hey Lee: See ya. Jumps off train Ben: Yeah ;(

  • This Topic is Golden

  • That option already exists: it's called "Quit", from the main menu.

  • this only works if you read it in Morgan Freemans voice

    gauntlet14 posted: »

    Lee: Give me the gun Ken. I'll do it. Kenny: 'Hands Lee gun.' Lee: Sorry Ken, this really is too depressing for a video game. 'Shoots self, lands on Katjaa's body' Kenny: Oh come the fuck on!

  • Carver: Come out here, or I'll put a bullet in one of your friends head!

    Clementine: NOPE! snaps own neck

    Kenny: AHA! Jokes on you motherfucker!

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