Kenny's words of wisdom
Decided to do something different for once, and collect some funny/stupid stuff Kenny has said over the last 2 seasons.
Best one's imo are
"You're... You know... Urban"
"That's fucking stupid ben"
"I don't know what the fuck you're saying, but I know it's bullshit"
"For some reason i tried to save that fuckin' shitbird Ben"
Im sure theres more and if you know any, put them here.
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"Hey, y'all"
I'm gonna knock the first son of bitch I see, take his gun and shoot my way out.
Sooner or late, you're gonna have to pick a side, Lee..
Ok, I pick Lilly
Kenny gives Lee the death stare
"Listen vanilla ice."
Why? Whats wrong with gathering funny/stupid lines from Kenny? He does say a lot of funny stuff.
This thread has nothing to do with Jane, so dont bring that shit here.
''I'll ring their motherfucking bell for them!'
Changed my comment, don't worry. I misunderstood.
You stick it out as long as you can. You do whatever you have to. I couldn't done more. I couldn't been a better husband... a better father.... I couldn't been a better friend. So let's figure a way outta here, get that little girl.
I'm real glad to of met you Clementine.
"What's that you listening to my bad ear,sweetheart?
"Aw,I can't still hear you."
"I'm gonna punch the first sonovabitch I see, take his gun, and then shoot the next sonovabitch I see."
"That thing ain't full of milk, Charles."
"One of the good things about the apocalypse is that we don't have to worry about that shit no more."
"English, motherfucker!"
"Oh hey... You made it back... Good job... good job"
"Listen Vanilla-Ice! I don't know what your deal is, but your more than welcome to take off in the morning."- Kennyism.
"You don't just give up because its hard. You stick it out and help the folks you care about."
I love drunk Kenny, kind of wish he came back for season 2.
"Fooound it."
Lee: Where'd you get that?
Kenny: Foooooooooound it.
Zykelator + Kenny thread = Ulterior Motive
Just because i dont think Kenny is fit to protect Clementine anymore, doesnt change the fact that Kenny has bunch of funny dialogues.
That was probably his best line in the entire series.
It's so profound.
And it's a great mental attitude to have.
Incredibly hypocritical of Kenny to tell Clementine to just shoot him after he kills Jane.
When I find myself in times of trouble father Kenny comes to me. Speaking words of wisdom, let it be.
"I don't know what the fuck you're saying, but I know it's bullshit!"
That's because Telltale didn't bother trying to do a good job at writing the choices that lead to Kenny's death, therefore making them non-canon.
"Good one."
Coincidence? I think NOT.
"I don't care if their make-a-wish was a fuckin' boat ride!"
tempted to put flimsii gif/video
''Do tough bastards get their ass kicked infront of everybody?''
"Am I gonna look pretty when this heals?"
''You commie piece of shit!''
This is the 3rd time i post here.
lol i couldn't help but laugh when he said that
Arvo: I ... i just don't want to see more dead people [Speaks Russian]
Kenny: Then close your eyes and i'll make it quick
"Say it in American, asshole!"
'MURICA!