The Adventures of Tobi and Troy
Me and Troy facing a herd of walkers.
Troy: Oh what the fuck is this, Tobi? You said it there was a tr… moreuck full of chicken! Fuck this, I'm not getting eaten!
Me: There is, but it's in that herd. We just need to get that chicken and get out of here.
Troy: Hell no, bitch! I'm outta here!
Me: Jesus, man, grow a pair of balls! ....Hmm.... Hey, Troy. Ever wanted a sex change?
Troy: What the actual fuck are you talki- [shoots Troy's balls]
Troy: AAARGH! YOU SHOT MY DICK OFF!
[Kills a walker next to me and covers myself. Moves through the herd as Troy gets eaten, and I get the chicken]
THE END
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URBANS4LIFE
"Don't you even dare, motherfucker I WILL END you!" ~Troy
Is this the Tobi from FOTD? xD
Can't argue with that.
ayy lmao
Yup. Chicken is his favourite.