The cult of Ted
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Here is where we gather to talk about our lord Dr. Ted. We talk about things our lord has done to make this world better, more fit for living. Dr. Ted takes on many forms, but he is all the same. You can join us. You can rejoice in the presence of Ted, Let him flow through you. While you may think that you know Ted best, just remember a Quote directly from our lord:
"Oh, you think you know Dr. Ted best, but you merely adopted the spirit of Ted. I was born as Ted, molded by him."
-- Dr. "Greasy Broccoli" Ted.
I am here to lead you towards a better path towards Ted. His research is greater than we are. His breath is the air we breathe. If you want to join, you must show us your love for Ted. Tell us how he has saved your life, made you a stronger man/woman. Embrace the love of Ted with open arms. In order to join make an offer to Ted.
Dr. Ted is love. Dr. Ted is life.
Your God:
Dr. "Greasy_Broccoli" Ted
Your Leader:
Dr. " @Greasy_Broccoli " Ted
Cult Lead Song writer:
Gearbox Employee Members:
Cult High ranking members:
Cult Normal members:
This cult has a weapon to use against its enemies. It was forged by our friend, @P_Anarchist .
Name: Doctor's Orders
Brand: Bandit (?)
Type: Shotgun (duh)
Red Text: We're losing him! Give me 20ccs STAT!
Effect: Bullet's are shaped like syringes, has a random effect per trigger pull (explosive, acid DOT, Shock DOT, Fire DOT, Slag/Cyro DOT, Singularity gravity effect, dud (no effect) but slightly increased damage for "bullets")
Bullets fired per shot: 12Ammo consumed per shot: 3
Clip Size: ~12
Accuracy: ~30-50%
Whaddya think?
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Cult Songs (All Made by: Farsight37)
It's a whole 'nother dayHe's back up in ya
Doc T-E-single-D
He representa
'Been away forever, but you all know
He's still Teddy stylin' in Hallow
Got Ned locked down
Sewed up
And if you plan on comin' out, doctor hold up
This a check up
Neck up
They got yo' meds on the shelf, yo his is too
And guess where they gon' trek up?
Some doctaz think they know they meds
But they don't,
Some M-D's escape
Some won'tBumpin' heads with doctaz
Where he from?
West Hallow's End, docta, H-1
The Ted-man just got licensed
Now he got more dough with them med vendor prices
Tellin' me 'bout the zombies and Doc Ned crisis
But he'll make that out late
'Cause docta, he got vices
Doctaz try'na get in, to get out
Put me up on game, tellin' me who gon' heal me
But ever since
He was a student'Till he got licensed
He never had no other doc pullin' on his chrome
Say Ted's upside ya head
Said Ted's upside ya head
Say Ted's upside ya head
Said Ted's upside ya head
Say Ted's upside ya head
Said Ted's upside ya head
Say Ted's upside ya head
Said Ted's upside ya head
Y'all know me, still the same ol' T
But I been low key
Hated on by most these doctaz
With no heads, no deals and no meds, no wheels and not Ted
No homes, no instant heals, and no Zeds
Mad at me 'causeI can finally afford to provide my family with anti-Ned
Got a place with a beat up lab and it's all full of vials
To add to the wall full of smiles
Hanging up in the office of my practice for the not-dead
But y'all think I'm gonna let 'em go like Ned
Unfed
You better bow down to me, Ted
Who you think taught you how to drink red
Who you think brought you the new meds
Dr. Zeds, Bahas and Knoxxes, and undead Doc Neds
And the group that said motherlove the undead
Gave you a case full of blown headsTo bump when you stroll through the Cove
And when your health bar wasn't a treasure trove
Who's the doc that they told you to go get?
Y'all better listen up, I said
All you doctaz that said I turned back
Or that the Firm's wackY'all are the reason Ted ain't gettin' no sleep
So screw y'all, all y'all
If y'all don't like me, stab me
Y'all gonna keep messing around with me
And turn me back to the old me
Nowadays everybody wants to talk, like they got something to be said
But nothin' comes out when they move they lips, just a bunch of gibberish
And motherlovers act like they forgot about Ted
Nowadays everybody wants to talk, like they got something to be said
But nothin' comes out when they move they lips, just a bunch of gibberish
And motherlovers act like they forgot about Ted
Our Goals (suggest them):
Get Awsome meeting Place: $0/35,400,000
Get that statue of Ted: $0/2,200,000
Threads and links dedicated to Ted`
http://forums.gearboxsoftware.com/t/class-person-dr-ted-the-forbidden-brother/699?u=greasy_broccoli
http://forums.gearboxsoftware.com/t/dr-ted-as-a-playable-character-for-borderlands-3/280094
Comments
Hmm...Shippers and now cults. This Forum gets better each day.
Are you willing to to embrace Teds welcome?
Sure.
Now that you have me thinking of Cults, I want to see a few hidden "Cult of the Vault" symbols in the game.
BUt before you may join, must give an offering to Ted, praise him. Praise him with your soul.
I praise the almighty savior Ted as I open my heart and soul up to him to allow him in.
You may want to see the cult symbol, but why not be one with the cult? Our cult.
Sorry, I do not believe in cults.
That may be your path now, but the cult of Ted is a wave that will erode everything else away with time.
So... there is a suggestion at the end of the OP and it isn't a direct copy+paste from the GBX thread
lol
Yeah, so it was somehow related to this game
I must Formally welcome our newest member, @HandsomeJack. If you try to leave, we are going to chain you up and throw you down to Teds Abominations.
Not really. Leave whenever you want.
If only I was cool enough to have my own cult and be in a game. But what can I say, I'm just a very lonely robot.
[flops over]
Join my legion, and you will rise to greatness. Will you join us?
See, this is why I like you guys - you're a casual cult - and way more chill about your alliances than the shippers (they scare me sometimes)...
A cult? Dude, I've been looking for one of these. Sign me up, I'm ready to take the blood oath.
Wow jerk you could at least say it to our faces coward ;____;
I said sometimes!
And I didn't specify which shippers...
But you're not helping your cause with this stalkerish behaviour:
:P
I... um I... don't....
You must give your praise to Ted before we can accept you.
Lol, Trying to out run the power of Ted. He is everywhere.
dont... what?
Usually using the ellipsis means that there is more to the idea that you were trying to convey but decided to not type it. Leaving it unknown what it is that shouldn't be done, leaving it open for the mistakes of what you don't want to happen to be made without the entirety of the message you were trying to convey to prevent people from making it.
Oops?
WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN TO ME ;~~~~~~~~;
How can I do that?
Just say something good about Dr. Ted.
Dr. Ted saved me from ravenous skags. If it weren't for him I wouldn't be here. All I seek to do is pay him the respect he deserves, for he is mighty and good and watches over his patients/disciples as if they are his children. I live to serve.
I welcome our newest member Rock114 into our group. HJack is no longer the newest guy now.
So, fellow Ted followers, we were discussing on the older forums that we are pooling our money together to buy that luxury condo with fresh made doughnuts every day. I calculated everybody has to put in $1,475,000 US Dollars each. I really want that diamond, and solid gold 10ft. Statue of Dr. Ted. If we come together we can do it.
Apparently, they don't take monopoly money. I mean what the f**k am i right?
Are you really asking that question?
Handsome Jack:
WELL, I'M PUTTING A MILLION OF COMBUSTIBLE LEMONS SO THEY CAN BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN, BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW, WHAT YOU MEAN
Our home is held together by our faith in Ted. Fire wont burn us down.
Well, now thnx to that, I PUT A TRILLION MORE COMBUSTIBLE LEMONS NOW, WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO TURN THEM ON FIRE.?
This looks fun.
It can only get better. You should join, the master of mutations would welcome you.
Ted-- No, I am immortal, as long as I live, our faith in Ted the maser of mutation, shall live on.
I for one welcome our new Doctor Ted overlords
3 new members in 3 days. The cult is growing. We will to power and finally get that condo.
I chalked up the numbers. The statue of our lord is actually going to be 30 ft tall, made of Steel or Marble or something else cool. Not gold tho. That should lower the cost of the statue to ~$1.1 million. And since we wont be able to fit it in the condo, it will have to go outside or we need a bigger place.
So in all, we need about 37.6 million dollars.
Who the hell is ted?
Let me enlighten you. This may end being a long reply so hold on to your butts.