Favourite line(s)? [spoilers, you've been warned]

Pirate guy: You've got spunk, kid. PIRATE spunk!
Guybrush: Ew.
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  • edited July 2009
    "i've heard from a realiable source that the 'BIRD' is the word" This was the only line that made me laugh out loud
  • edited July 2009
    i'm sure the bird one would have made me wet my pants as well, but i missed it :(
    Next time i'll make sure i click at least a hundred time on EVERYTHING before moving on.
  • edited July 2009
    Yeah, I didn't see that, either.
  • edited July 2009
    I didn't see that one as well, I woulda laughed so hard.
  • edited July 2009
    I laughed out loud for "Murray?" and for the final rattle when you keep reading the books at Voodoo Lady's place
  • edited July 2009
    I found it rather funny when D'Oro ended the conversation with: "Ka'plah!"

    And I was laughing when Guybrush did Wallace's (from Wallace & Gromit) cheese hand-motion.
  • edited July 2009
    "...like a volcano!"
  • edited July 2009
    I laughed at the Voodoo lady saying "Only fools tell people their name!" to a certain mighty pirate who throws his name at every stranger he can possibly find.
  • edited July 2009
    i thought the last two lines would have made a great blogpost when everyone was waiting for the game and spamming the blog's comment section last night :D
  • edited July 2009
    "Why would someone do that?"
    "Science!"

    "Murray?"

    "Don't open that! That's where I keep my... unmentionables."
    (Horrified shudder)
    (Name of closest changes to: "The Most Horrifying Closet In The World")

    "...LIKE A VOLCANO!"
  • edited July 2009
    "like a volcano" was incredible, as well.
  • edited July 2009
    Yes, it will be a snap! A SNAP! Oww...

    Others:
    - Horrfying closet
    - And when you ask about locker from the voodoo lady :D
    - I loved the parrot too =)
  • edited July 2009
    "Can I call you D'ORO the Explorer?"
  • edited July 2009
    JackiJinx wrote: »
    "Can I call you D'ORO the Explorer?"

    Only best when punctuated by being punched by your own cursed hand.
  • edited July 2009
    As usual, I'm a sucker for the pop culture references. D'Oro the explorer, I'll try to fashion some kind of rudimentary lathe, "Clever boy" ala Jurassic Park when you knock Winslow off his ship. The ones listed above are all great, too.
  • edited July 2009
    Yeah, I didn't see that, either.

    It was at Deep Gut's shack, before you know the password, just keep trying to get in. :)

    I also loved the references to Murry and "the guy with the plaid shirt that kept waving his arms".
  • edited July 2009
    "like a volcano" made me laugh for a minute :D

    Actually, this is the only game we get to know Voodoo Lady's private life a bit. Anyone catch the connection between her and Tia Dalma from The Pirates of Carribean? That locket love-affair was pretty obvious :)
  • edited July 2009
    feverfew wrote: »
    "like a volcano" made me laugh for a minute :D

    Actually, this is the only game we get to know Voodoo Lady's private life a bit. Anyone catch the connection between her and Tia Dalma from The Pirates of Carribean? That locket love-affair was pretty obvious :)

    Yeah pretty much. I bet they thought if PoTC can borrow stuff from MI, then MI can borrow stuff from PoTC.
  • edited July 2009
    Well, not exactly a 'line', but I laughed at the 'Altar of Nor Treblig' (Ron Gilbert backwards) =P
    ...also, the Youtube (U-tube) references amused me=)
  • edited July 2009
    Huh, where was D'Oro the explorer? I never met him? Or was it that guy without the legs?
  • edited July 2009
    The guy with porcelain dolls (poor Guybrush!)
  • edited July 2009
    About anything that went on in Deep Gut's shack was absolutely amazing. Loved the D'oro the explorer punch line as well.
  • edited July 2009
    Junaid wrote: »
    "...like a volcano!"

    omg yes.
    Also, I can't remember the exact wording, but when the Marquis de Singe goes to sharpen his blades and Guybrush asks why, the general idea was

    de Singe: Would you like me to amputate your hand with a dull knife?
    Guybrush: I see your point.

    lol

    And every time de Singe said "Zut alors!"
  • edited July 2009
    Count me down for "like a volcano!" though it was more the whole sequence than just the line.

    Also

    Guybrush: If evil's always evolving, why can't it evolve into something less butt-ugly?
    LeChuck: *hurls Guybrush against the mast*

    It was a funny line in of itself, and it was great to see the snarky Guybrush again.
  • edited July 2009
    Definitely the:

    "You've got some spunk, kid. Pirate spunk!"
    "Ew".

    One of my biggest laugh out loud moments along with the D'Oro the explorer part.
  • edited July 2009
    D'Oro the explorer was my fav xD

    i also got a laugh out of the u-tube, murray?, and the referance to the salesman with the flailing arms xD
  • edited July 2009
    i missed a bunch of these, im going to play through it again tomorrow and click 50 times on EVERYTHING
  • edited July 2009
    I don't remember the exact line, but out of context; "Oops I broke the youtube" would sound nice :P
  • edited July 2009
    you can break the u tube :eek: ?
    WHY didn't i think of that :eek::eek:
  • edited July 2009
    Examine the Jail cell in town. Guybrush reflects a little on Melee day's.
  • edited July 2009
    I thought a lot of this was really well written :)

    I've got no shame in having some of the same favourites as the rest of you!
    "LIKE A VOLCANO!"
    "Murray?"

    But I really liked the row boat on the beach straight away. It changes it's name every time you examine it. Eventually becoming something along the lines of a 'fascinating yet pointless rowboat'. I enjoyed that :)
  • edited July 2009
    Worst. Air refreshener. Ever.

    And Hey, an electromagnetic monkey! :D
  • edited July 2009
    'I don't know what to do!

    Neither do I! I think we're doomed!'

    Quality voice acting...
  • edited July 2009
    "Foolish Power Pirate, your porcelain parts will be sacrificed to .... umm .... Bob! The Lord of the Seas! (ahhhh me kidneys)"
  • edited July 2009
    The book "Sea++ for beginners". :)
  • edited July 2009
    My favorite wasn't actually a line. After you learn about the contents of the Voodoo lady's closet, its subtitle is changed from just "Closet" to "The Scariest Closet in the World."
  • edited July 2009
    I can't remember the precise line, but the one that made me laugh the most was when you blow the captain off the ship and he congratulates you, then says:

    'Now, if you'll excuse me I have some massive internal haemorrhaging to deal with'

    Also dug the Jurassic Park reference at that point.
  • edited July 2009
    "I was told there'd be no math!"
  • edited July 2009
    If I had a few dozen years to study at university then I might know how to combine those chemicals into a powerful acid that will eat through these bonds.

    But I'm I pirate so I'll just go "ARRRRR"
  • edited July 2009
    "It'll be a snap! ...No, a snap! A sna-" *PUNCH* "OW!" I was laughing so hard I missed the chapter title screen.

    "So ye'd like to buy a vowel?" and then they called it a U-tube and I just lost it. The "...LIKE A VOLCANO!" scene was priceless, too.

    But I think my absolute favorites are "Bananas from heaven! Thanks, banana god!" and "And now my cheese is staring at me." (and the Wallace reference right before it)
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