Favourite line(s)? [spoilers, you've been warned]

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  • edited July 2009
    "It'll be a snap! ...No, a snap! A sna-" *PUNCH* "OW!" I was laughing so hard I missed the chapter title screen.
    I really liked that one.

    Another joke I really liked was the part with the cannon on the boat.

    Guybrush Fires the cannon
    The cannon ball get caught by the wind and flies in an arch to the right
    CRASH!
    [Voice] My beautiful unicorns!
  • edited July 2009
    But I think my absolute favorites are "Bananas from heaven! Thanks, banana god!"

    YES! The delivery of this line was just brilliant.
  • edited July 2009
    "I need that like I need a 4th nipple"

    and from De Singe, who was always hilarious:

    "I vill examine it, WIT ZEE POINTY ZTICKS OF SCIENCE!"
  • edited July 2009
    Teppic wrote: »
    I really liked that one.

    Another joke I really liked was the part with the cannon on the boat.

    Guybrush Fires the cannon
    The cannon ball get caught by the wind and flies in an arch to the right
    CRASH!
    [Voice] My beautiful unicorns!

    I got a sadistic pleasure out of leaving, re-entering and firing the cannon another time.

    CRASH!
    [Voice] Not again!
  • edited July 2009
    I laughed out loud for "Murray?" and for the final rattle when you keep reading the books at Voodoo Lady's place

    i didnt laught. i felt sad and i dont know why. i miss murray
  • edited July 2009
    Elaine: LeChuck have you no heart!? Wait what am I talking about? Of course he doesn't have one. (She sometimes says this when you wander around the ships)

    Elaine: Unholy this?
    Guybrush: Yeah I know but he didn't give me much to work with.

    LeChuck: I-I'm human
    Guybrush: That's debatable.

    And as someone mentioned before:
    De Singe: I vill examine it, WIT ZEE POINTY ZTICKS OF SCIENCE!
  • edited July 2009
    Garfy wrote: »
    If I had a few dozen years to study at university then I might know how to combine those chemicals into a powerful acid that will eat through these bonds.

    But I'm I pirate so I'll just go "ARRRRR"

    Yeah, this one was my favorite.
  • edited July 2009
    Shale wrote: »
    I got a sadistic pleasure out of leaving, re-entering and firing the cannon another time.

    CRASH!
    [Voice] Not again!
    Mee too, several times. It's too bad there wasn't more lines for this joke. I wanted him to really burst with anger. At least you could get a really good response from him if you knocked on his door afterwards.
  • edited July 2009
    Patient: "My eye, what have you done to my eye?!"
  • edited July 2009
    And as someone mentioned before:
    De Singe: I vill examine it, WIT ZEE POINTY ZTICKS OF SCIENCE!

    Also something along the lines of

    Guybrush: Why are you doing this?!
    De Singe: ... SCIENCE!

    And when Guybrush shortly adapts his accent by accident (no pun intended).
  • edited July 2009
    I really liked the part before solving the wind god riddle, when De Singe is used as the faces wheel pole. If you try to put the Weather Vane on him Guybrish says:
    "I would really like to do that, but I don't think De Singe has the right slots..." XDXD
  • edited July 2009
    I dont get the bird-joke(intellectually), can someone explain?
    I also dont understand the doro the explorer joke. Not native englishspeaker, me is.
    I nearly loved any joke tho in the game, sooo great!

    I also LOVED the one with the snapping fingers! Btw, how to break the u-tube and how to
    eliminate the Doc then?
  • edited July 2009
    ark4869 wrote: »
    Btw, how to break the u-tube and how to
    eliminate the Doc then?

    Use the unbreakable breaker on the U-tube... And then just take another one from the same place.
  • edited July 2009
    ark4869 wrote: »
    I dont get the bird-joke(intellectually), can someone explain?
    I also dont understand the doro the explorer joke. Not native englishspeaker, me is.
    I nearly loved any joke tho in the game, sooo great!

    I also LOVED the one with the snapping fingers! Btw, how to break the u-tube and how to
    eliminate the Doc then?

    The bird is the word is from this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZThquH5t0ow
    Family guy did a whole episode on it that was quite funny, which you should watch.

    D'Oro the explorer is a name ripoff from Dora The Explorer TV show, dolls, books, ect.
  • edited July 2009
    I love what Guybrush says
    when he plays with the action figure at the altar
    , his voice... priceless.
  • edited July 2009
    You guys are just making me realize how much stuff I missed :( I didn't even proceeded to keep checking the bookshelfs after the Voodoo lady told me not to.

    Does anyone know the full list of books?

    Favorite lines? Not entirely sure, there was so much awesome stuff. But hey, anyone shouting "SCIENCE" is a winner for me.
  • edited July 2009
    Lots of good ones...

    "This should be a snap...I said 'snap'...SNA - OW!"
    "Bonjour!" "OY! What happened to me other leg?"
    "...LIKE A VOLCANO."
    "I wonder what the artist was trying to say with this piece, other than 'I need some pottery lessons,' of course."
  • edited July 2009
    When de Singe mentions amputation:

    Guybrush: That's a little rash, isn't it?
    de Singe: It's a very big rash, that's why we need to amputate.

    I love de Singe:p
  • edited July 2009
    de Singe: I see you've discovered my illuminoptical device. It harnesses the power of light to magnify tiny picture a thousand times. Imagine one day people will be able to share their holiday pictures with their extended family simultaneously.

    Threepwood: You fiend!

    And also "Seven Habits of Highly Infected People"
  • edited July 2009
    "If evil is always evolving, can't it evolve into something less butt-ugly?"

    Edit: Awwww, someone beat me to it.
  • edited July 2009
    De Singe's feminine groans of pain and sighs of relief during this 'puzzle'


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETRBQsG6VQ0
  • edited July 2009
    "[Voodoo] requires a significant financial commitment!"

    And then Guybrush's whole mono/dialogue when the player makes him stuff the parrot skeleton through the hole in the gate. That one followed me into my dreams and made me laugh in my sleep. :D
  • edited July 2009
    When de Singe mentions amputation:

    Guybrush: That's a little rash, isn't it?
    de Singe: It's a very big rash, that's why we need to amputate.

    I love de Singe:p

    That was great.. :p and put me down as another who loved the volcano line
  • edited July 2009
    Deep Gut? Elaine's mother is here?
  • edited July 2009
    Sacre Merde!

    I don't know how many of you understand French, but it literally means Holy Shit!
  • edited July 2009
    "What was that fooping sound?"

    That made me laugh out loud.

    Can someone tell me where the 'Like A Volcano' line is? I want to see it for myself as I think I missed it.
  • edited July 2009
    "What was that fooping sound?"

    That made me laugh out loud.

    Can someone tell me where the 'Like A Volcano' line is? I want to see it for myself as I think I missed it.

    Yup, when you're talking to the Voodoo Lady, ask to be told more about the locket she gives you. (it also works if you use the locket with her I think)
  • edited July 2009
    "LALALALA, I'm not listening!"

    "I don't really have the education, jacket, or fedora to properly interpret ambiguous ancient carvings."

    "Card? What card?"

    "Whatta grump."

    "Relax, Guybrush. It's just a little porcelain. Just close your eyes and go to your happy place."

    After looking at the animals hanging from the ceiling in the Voodoo Lady's shack:
    "Yummy."

    Guybrush: Can you help me with this scroll?
    Voodoo Lady: The Fates have decreed that you must travel this path on your own, Guybrush Threepwood.
    Guybrush: You can't figure it out either, can you?
    Voodoo Lady: No, it's the... um, Fates.
  • edited July 2009
    The whole Voodoo Lady encounter left me expecting a swamp outside...
    Yeah, my favourite lines are mostly from the Voodoo lady.
    Unmentionables.
    I absolutely deny to think about it.
  • edited July 2009
    Paraphrasing here:

    "I don't think a U-tube would be useful there..."

    "Can I call you D'oro the explorer?

    "Something about that shack shivers me timbers."

    "I can't believe I'd ever see a pirate selling glass unicorns."
    "I can't believe I'd ever see a talking monkey without a brain. Guess we're even, then."

    Ah, heck. It was mostly all funny.
  • edited July 2009
    I simply love all the references to the "Mother-in-law incident" = ) ) )
  • edited July 2009
    SupahFly wrote: »
    The book "Sea++ for beginners". :)

    Where is it?? :eek:
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    edited July 2009
    SupahFly wrote: »
    The book "Sea++ for beginners". :)

    One of my favourites too! ;)
    dzamir wrote: »
    Where is it?? :eek:

    On Deep Guts' bookshelf.
  • edited July 2009
    Loved the description on the chest in the Voodoo Lady's hut after you examined it. I missed the books, though. D:
    'D'oro the explorer' was another one of my favourites, and the Wallace and Gromit reference (CHEESE!) was awesome. And being the reference junkie that I am, I loved the rudimentary lathe comment as well.

    "They don't seem to like my u-tube offerings. D:"

    Oh, and thank you, person-who-pointed-out-that-the-voodoo-shrine-was-spelling-Ron-Gilbert-backwards. I completely missed it. XD;;
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