Someone else has probably already mentioned this, but telling Andy St John to shut the fuck up is pretty great. Lee is so glib about it, like "Bitch, please."
Pete: So what happened to the dog?
Clem: It ran off.
Luke: So some dog just comes up, bites you, and then runs off. Just some asshole dog out in the forest.
The tone and gestures Luke makes just made that all kinds of hilarious.
Theres a gem if you dont answer Luke when he rescues you :-)
Luke: "Theres no chance you made it this long on your own"
Clem "..........."
Luke: "I hate to break this to you kid, but, uh... I'm an expert at talking to girls who don't want to talk to me."
Pete: "Well you've got plenty of practice!"
And a season 1 classic, epsiode 3 - if you don't push Omid, and don't jump. Omid pushes Lee :-)
Lee and Omid on side of bridge about to jump onto train
Lee: "....."
Crista: "Come On!"
Omid: "Its fucking scary right?" looks behind and sees herd of Walkers
Omid: ..."scarier!" pushes Lee off bridge onto train
Lee: "Shiiiiiiiiiiiiii....."
Sarita: Are you trying to rob us?!
Pregnant lady Rebecca: Excuse me honey, but do I look like a fucking thief?
That made laugh because of the delivery, she sounded like she was having absolutely none of it.
When you give Rebecca the grey coat and Mike is all like "Sorry about the color" and she's like "So you really think I care about that". LMAO it's the way she says it! Then when Kenny catches Luke and Jane after their "moment" together he says "What tf are two doing" that was pretty funny.
Arvos voice on the deck made me laugh my ass off...
"Yew leaf me defenselesss and noaw yew tri tew teke mai mediecene... You not vewy niys pepol" I was actually trying to hold back laughing at my screen while deciding to take the medicine or not...
Arvos voice on the deck made me laugh my ass off...
"Yew leaf me defenselesss and noaw yew tri tew teke mai mediecene... You not vewy niy… mores pepol" I was actually trying to hold back laughing at my screen while deciding to take the medicine or not...
When Kenny gets up to leave the tent he might say "I don't need to hear this shit. I can't even LOOK at you right now." I was thinking "why not? Am I in your blind-spot?"
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Sarita: Are you trying to rob us?!
Pregnant lady Rebecca: Excuse me honey, but do I look like a fucking thief?
That made laugh because of the delivery, she sounded like she was having absolutely none of it.
If you fail to get anyone else to help give you medical supplies, you'll get this little gem.
Nick:Where you get that stuff
Rebecca: Did she steal from us
Clem: I didnt do it alone...
Rebecca: ... Who helped her?
Alvin: ....
Rebecca: Now thats some Bullshit!
Someone else has probably already mentioned this, but telling Andy St John to shut the fuck up is pretty great. Lee is so glib about it, like "Bitch, please."
yeah you are right you are so smart
Sassy luke
That's something you don't hear everyday.
Clementine: Either way is risky
Luke: * Insert husky voice * Exactly
Just the way his tone completely changes cracked me up
Holy shit, I need to see this in a playthrough xD
Theres a gem if you dont answer Luke when he rescues you :-)
Luke: "Theres no chance you made it this long on your own"
Clem "..........."
Luke: "I hate to break this to you kid, but, uh... I'm an expert at talking to girls who don't want to talk to me."
Pete: "Well you've got plenty of practice!"
And a season 1 classic, epsiode 3 - if you don't push Omid, and don't jump. Omid pushes Lee :-)
Lee and Omid on side of bridge about to jump onto train
Lee: "....."
Crista: "Come On!"
Omid: "Its fucking scary right?" looks behind and sees herd of Walkers
Omid: ..."scarier!" pushes Lee off bridge onto train
Lee: "Shiiiiiiiiiiiiii....."
Funniest scene in the game :-)
I also laughed at that part!
Becca: Bonnie get real just because you have to tell the truth all the time dosnt mean everyone else does
Bonnie: "If I didnt tell the truth I'd be dead I know that for sure, people can care about you if you let them
Becca:...Like Leland cared when he let you run off alone
Bonnie:
I dont really like bBecca but that was a pretty good burn also considering Bonnie later on its pretty ironic
I thought this part was hilarious too. Especially how Nick just moseys over with a deadpan expression on his face and Clem is like "!!!???!?!?!?!!"
"I don't know what the fuck you're sayin', but I know it's bullshit!"
"I'm gonna punch the first sonuvabitch I see. Then I'm gonna take his gun, and use it to shoot the next sonuvabitch I see!"
When you give Rebecca the grey coat and Mike is all like "Sorry about the color" and she's like "So you really think I care about that". LMAO it's the way she says it! Then when Kenny catches Luke and Jane after their "moment" together he says "What tf are two doing" that was pretty funny.
When Troy says "Just come the fuck on"
Who says that?!?
Carley: Our group is small.
Lee: You're small
Carley Don't call me small.
2 years later, it still makes me laugh.
When Clementine goes to talk to Kenny in episode four.
Clementine: Hi, Kenny.
Kenny: [Ominous music plays as he slowly looks up at her]
When Jane was talking about Jaime and Rebecca decided to yell at Jane.
Rebecca: "What? She died? I don't need your pity!"
I laughed really hard at that.
Arvos voice on the deck made me laugh my ass off...
"Yew leaf me defenselesss and noaw yew tri tew teke mai mediecene... You not vewy niys pepol" I was actually trying to hold back laughing at my screen while deciding to take the medicine or not...
"My husband is still out there. GET THE GUNS!" - Rebecca
"Rebecca, calm down."
"Calm? I am calm! You calm down!"
Avro reminds me of Chekov from Star Trek... and yes, it's because of the accent.
That part scared me. O_O
Reggie: Hello, what's your name?
Clem: What's it to you?
Reggie: Why is this kid being shitty?
I thought I was the only one that laughed every time I saw this part! XD
"She shot my dick off!" ~Troy
Painful but funny xd
"I'd eat the shit outta that raccoon..."
sarah im just waiting for my dad to come back
clem ... o_o sure
Rebecca water just broke.
Clem: Is that supposed to happen?!
Nobody answers...
"Still. Not. Bitten" funny and badass
But Mike and the raccoon. It's just the way he says it.
I'm gonna punch the first Sonova bitch I see, then I'm gonna take his gun and shoot the next Sonova bitch I see!
Then the after math
I cracked up when I saw that on Tumblr. Descriptive subtitles always make things funnier.
Clementine's "I'm stuck >:[" if you try to go underneath the shutters. It reminded me of a scene from a movie.
"C'mon Clem you dealt with a pregnant woman before" was all that I thought.
When Kenny gets up to leave the tent he might say "I don't need to hear this shit. I can't even LOOK at you right now." I was thinking "why not? Am I in your blind-spot?"
"Lestien Vanilla Ice!"
and when Sarah died lool.
"I thought you meant get outta the pen, not whatever the fuck this shit is."
When you first find sarah at the trailer park and she just says "hi." I felt kind of bad for laughing at that.