Your zombie apocalypse bucket list
dojo32161
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Let's say you were in the apocalypse, you're pretty sure that you won't make it, so you decide to have fun with the apocalypse. You write a list for all the things you want to do before you die, what are these things?
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Play with zombies
Lose my virginity (Hey, I'm 15)
Find a group a scare them
Tell people I have the cure
That's pretty much it.
Zombie Fight Club
Drive a monster truck through a horde of zombies
Drive a tank to blow shit up
Shoot an MG42 with thousands of rounds
My best bet is probably getting laid,and my best bet for that is that zombie pussy,probably hasn't been played with in years.
Survive
Get an eyepatch like the governor
Eyefu** the camera
Answer every question stuff and things
Chainsaw tuesday's be so much fun
Play Micheal Jackson Thriller on full blast and dance the thriller threw the streets lol
Tie a zombie to a chair and force feed him vegetables and babyfood with a spoon(I do not know why)
Expand more later love this thumb for thread
You're gonna pull a Eugene on people? Hope it isn't a vicious band of murderers.
Clementine's pussy hasn't been played at all. It's all for you Duck!
(I'm not a pedo or anything... It's an inside joke between WhatTheDuck and I)
Wait, Eugene doesn't have a cure?
Joker with an eyepatch dancing to thriller...If thats not the zombie apocalypse dream i don't what is.
Yeah,i guess need to get my beak wet.If you catch my drift.(Inside Joke)
An entire school of jokers with eyepatches dancing to thriller.
Double post, nothing to see here
In the comics at least, not sure about the show.
I want to have a happy meal please.
Do you want a toy with it?
Umm,mam this is a funeral home.
If there is not a toy with it it would not be happy meal to me anymore.
Alright then. Now where's the nearest functional McDonald's in the zombie apocalypse...? Shouldn't be too hard.
Sounds like you live near an armory.... lucky you.
Before I die? Hm... take some axe and run into zombie horde like (you know who). No... I won't be as badass as he was in that moment. That was my first guessing and... I don't have any other ideas.
EAT PUDDING
I don't like pudding. Sorry :C
How about... a genetically modified donut?
Donut with modified zombie virus from Resident Evil? Nice.
Getting laid (any willing female participants?), fly an airplane, speed down an empty highway in a sports car, and eat pizza.
I will baby.
Nah.
Take a hit from the bong.
Why do that in a apocalypse?
Usually what happens when you scare people with guns:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qtHfTfqI2k
Without being specific, I'll just do whatever is fun to me. I might also want to experiment with a few things which I have yet to try.
First rule of Zombie Fight Club; you do not talk about Zombie Fight Club. Second rule of Zombie Fight Club; you do not talk about Zombie Fight Club.
It's how I lived, Tyranitar. It's how I lived. Think about it though, everyone's looting your house for food and water, and then I kick down the door yelling "WHERE'S THE WEED?!" Just think about all the copious amounts of ganja leftover by the human race...I would be unstoppable.
YES agreed
I'd like to kill at least one zombie. Otherwise, what's the point?
Find the fucking river!
Well... i'd take my Clementine hat and tell people my name is Clementine and I don't know where my parents are and just pretend i'm Clementine for the rest of my life.
And... if I talk myself out of doing that, i'll just try my best to be badass and a lot like Walter when it comes to generosity at the same time.
Me
Nah, bro. Give it up, lol.