I would feel like he is postman bringing the new The Walking Dead issues, then i would say good bye and close the door nicely. Finally, Carver get a FAIL face.
Let's say that I had no idea who this guy was (i.e. - never saw what he did in the games), I would handle him as I would any stranger I meet. Be polite, but cautious - and most certainly would not allow him in my house.
If he made his way in, despite my refusal (like he had with Clementine), I'd give him one warning to get out. If he chose to ignore me, I'd take the first opportunity that presented itself to me to knock his lights out with the blunt object I'd have been carrying in my hand from the moment I checked the door (it's the zombie apocalypse - only idiots answer their doors unarmed).
Carver: "Couple of farm boys and an old man, Spanish guy and his daughter, quiet girl. Bit shorter than you, big black guy.. this big. And a pretty little pregnant lady. Seem familiar?"
Megan: "Nope. Sorry.. If you want though, you could have a cup of tea?"
I'd be calm, but firm.
I'd tell him that he's trespassing, to get off my land, and not come back.
And if he does, he's gonna get his ass filled with buckshot, from my 20 gauge shotgun.
Me: Oh hi Carver! =D perfect timing, hey would you mind taking my trash out for me? The garbage truck is gonna be here any minute and I'm in a real hurry. Doctor appointment, ya know.
Carver:...(silently takes out garbage)
Me: ^_^ thanks buddy, you're the best! I knew I could count on you...(pulls out gun) >:D hehehahahaaah!
I'd probably set up a recording of me making a bunch of excuses. "Hang on I'm in the shower." "Hang on I'm drying off." "Hang on I'm getting dressed" "Hang on I forgot to put on pants." "Hang on those cookies I made are done let me get them, don't want them to burn."
Meanwhile I've been sneaking out the back door the entire time.
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Invite him in for a drink.
I would feel like he is postman bringing the new The Walking Dead issues, then i would say good bye and close the door nicely. Finally, Carver get a FAIL face.
How do you know I'm not something else?...
...I could be a Sandbag.
I would be overzealous... Is that the word?
i see what you did there
I'd believe you.
I'm a Ditto.
No! You would shoot him with double shotguns!
"Holy Moly, you that guy from Reservoir Dogs, please don't cut my ear!"
Me: "Nobody's home!"
Carver: "But you just answered."
Me: "..."
"..."
"...fine. Come on in."
ask for his autograph and take a selfie with him
Hell yea Double Gnasher Shotguns...
I would just not answer the door at all and wait until he goes away. Why didn't Clem do this?
Gears... Fuck yeah!
Yell "No one is home!"
Let's say that I had no idea who this guy was (i.e. - never saw what he did in the games), I would handle him as I would any stranger I meet. Be polite, but cautious - and most certainly would not allow him in my house.
If he made his way in, despite my refusal (like he had with Clementine), I'd give him one warning to get out. If he chose to ignore me, I'd take the first opportunity that presented itself to me to knock his lights out with the blunt object I'd have been carrying in my hand from the moment I checked the door (it's the zombie apocalypse - only idiots answer their doors unarmed).
Even if Clementine didn't answer the door, Carver would have let himself in.
ignore this comment
I'd grab the nearest walkie talkie and beat his eye out with it
Lol yeah, like that'll work
You can't tell me what to do
[Glass Him]
Moon of my life knows stranger danger. Good. :I
My mother taught me well.
[OPEN THE DOOR]
Megan: "Hello, what can i do for you?"
Carver: "Have you seen my people?"
Megan: "What do they look like?"
Carver: "Couple of farm boys and an old man, Spanish guy and his daughter, quiet girl. Bit shorter than you, big black guy.. this big. And a pretty little pregnant lady. Seem familiar?"
Megan: "Nope. Sorry.. If you want though, you could have a cup of tea?"
Carver: "No thanks. I'm off now, see ya."
Megan: "Have nice day."
Clem: "Is he gone?"
Megan: "I think so, he IS wierd."
you think carver is gonna knock on my door and kill me? NO! i am the one who knocks.
This fucking gif, lmaoo! xD
I get my dads Shot gun
Oh right. In that case it would be time to quickly take what you need, sneak to the back door with Sarah, and run.
I would probably keep quiet, and if he tried to come in, I would wait for him to walk past me, then strike.
Oh, off topic, but guys; I had a dream last night where I killed two female Carver's by stabbing them in the face with a pen.
In my game, Clementine was really polite with him - she shook his hand, talked with him nicely, did not threaten him. I`d probably do the same.
I'd be calm, but firm.
I'd tell him that he's trespassing, to get off my land, and not come back.
And if he does, he's gonna get his ass filled with buckshot, from my 20 gauge shotgun.
Invite him inside for a cup of tea
If Carver knocked on my door huh...hmmmmm.
Me: Oh hi Carver! =D perfect timing, hey would you mind taking my trash out for me? The garbage truck is gonna be here any minute and I'm in a real hurry. Doctor appointment, ya know.
Carver:...(silently takes out garbage)
Me: ^_^ thanks buddy, you're the best! I knew I could count on you...(pulls out gun) >:D hehehahahaaah!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7gIpuIVE3k
Give him a high five. In the face. With a chair.
"Holy crap, Michael Madsen! You want to use my phone? Sure!"
Gets beaten and robbed by Michael Madsen.
I'd probably set up a recording of me making a bunch of excuses. "Hang on I'm in the shower." "Hang on I'm drying off." "Hang on I'm getting dressed" "Hang on I forgot to put on pants." "Hang on those cookies I made are done let me get them, don't want them to burn."
Meanwhile I've been sneaking out the back door the entire time.