Walking Dead Haikus (Potential Spoilers!)

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  • Trailer tomorrow

    The new episode cometh

    Better brace yourselves!

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    Beaten, not bitten

    Standing amid the ruins

    #IAmClementine
  • Episode 3 Haiku

    Boot against their throats
    To fight the powers that be, or
    make haste and escape?

    Though in agony
    I won't give him the pleasure
    Of seeing me weep

    And now for something completely different. A series of haiku about the beginning of the outbreak.

    This is not a test
    A state of emergency
    Is now in effect

    The National Guard
    Will re-establish order
    Please remain patient

    Looting is a crime
    Personnel are authorized
    To use deadly force

    Safe zone compromised
    Total loss, no survivors
    Send in the Air Force
  • Troy

    Rooster thinks he's tough
    Picking on the little chicks
    Gets shot in the cock

    Reggie

    Funny crippled guy
    With a slave mentality
    Not too fond of heights

    Carver

    Evil control freak
    Had a face off with Kenny
    If you catch my drift
  • Nick:
    Lost, misunderstood
    First dad, then mom, uncle Pete
    Why did they leave me?
  • Bonnie:
    Filled with guilt, regret
    You know your better than this
    It wasn't worth it
  • *you're
    Chocolates posted: »

    Bonnie: Filled with guilt, regret You know your better than this It wasn't worth it

  • Mark:

    Just wanted some food
    They mutilated him
    Got his sweet revenge
  • edited May 2014
    Sarah:

    Dependant, sheltered
    No dad to love anymore
    She's in Clem's hands, now
  • That Kenny's one XD haha
  • (The National Guard)

    Please, stay in your homes
    Quarantine is in effect
    Looters will be shot
  • BigBlindMaxBigBlindMax Banned
    edited May 2014
    The last line of the Troy Haiku could also be "shot in his pecker." ;)
    DomeWing333 posted: »

    Troy Rooster thinks he's tough Picking on the little chicks Gets shot in the cock Reggie Funny crippled guy With a slav

  • Cemeintine Hat

    -I look totally epic

    -I hid Clementine's puffy/bad ass hair. i.imgur.com/LbS6Fv8.png

    -You touch me, want to take me from clem, or touch Clementine, I.WILL.END.YOU
  • BigBlindMaxBigBlindMax Banned
    edited May 2014
    Baby on the way
    No doctor, bad memories
    Keep it together

    Carlos, lost forever
    Swept away in the Dead Sea
    Sarah is missing.

    This old battlefield
    Home to our forgotten dead
    Who shall join these men?
  • Sarah

    Sheltered but heartgold
    Lost her light, in mass panick
    Red tinted glasses
  • edited May 2014
    Loss

    What if it's a girl?
    Then we'll name her Genevieve!
    Never got the chance.

    Clem's Mindset

    Killing changes you.
    By now you've killed lots of things.
    But what would Lee think?

    Kenny and Duck

    "Pass me that can, Duck."
    He sees Duck every night.
    Distant and abstract.
  • BigBlindMaxBigBlindMax Banned
    edited May 2014

    Two haiku from an outsider's perspective I imagined it as god or a higher being, but it doesn't necessarily need to be seen that way.

    .

    Weary refugees

    Sleep is the cousin of death

    So march on, march on

    .

    Why yes, I did unashamedly steal that second line from Nas. If he's allowed to sample other people's stuff, then so am I, dammit!

    .

    Haven for a flock

    T'was delivered unto thee

    What the fuck happened?

  • When the trolls invade

    Don't comment and bump their threads

    Just flag and downvote

  • Man.............these are deep

    Loss What if it's a girl? Then we'll name her Genevieve! Never got the chance. Clem's Mindset Killing changes you.

  • The threat has been flagged

    The mods will be here in time

    Just stop commenting

  • Easier said than done man were pissed off at that asshole

    DomeWing333 posted: »

    The threat has been flagged The mods will be here in time Just stop commenting

  • edited June 2014

    That's what he wants though

    His thread bumped for all to see

    Don't do what he wants.

    USMC1786 posted: »

    Easier said than done man were pissed off at that asshole

  • Another troll thread

    Please follow my advice

    Don't comment. Just flag.

  • God-fucking-damn it

    People, just listen to me

    And DON'T. FEED. THE. TROLL.

  • One final haiku

    Not like you will listen now.

    Why do I bother?

  • MrLeeMrLee Banned

    Zoo.
    This is a troll a monster don't feed him or els he will be annoying

  • Nope, Hated English with a passion, glad that's over.

  • Your username...well.....I hope it's true...

    Nope, Hated English with a passion, glad that's over.

  • BigBlindMaxBigBlindMax Banned
    edited June 2014

    Entered, saw, looked away

    Had to flee and clear my mind

    Just ban the fucker

    DomeWing333 posted: »

    That's what he wants though His thread bumped for all to see Don't do what he wants.

  • BigBlindMaxBigBlindMax Banned
    edited June 2014

    Got C's in English

    Still perfectly capable

    Of writing Haiku

    Nope, Hated English with a passion, glad that's over.

  • Here is a haiku

    To protect you from spoilers

    Please heed the title

  • edited June 2014

    Spoilers were removed

    It's now fine to read that thread

    Do so if you wish

    DomeWing333 posted: »

    Here is a haiku To protect you from spoilers Please heed the title

  • If this thread gets moved

    I shall declare a fatwa

    Against these forums

  • Kenny's appearance

    My old friend is back

    Oh how happy I am now

    Right in the feels, man

    Carver's death [didn't stay to watch]

    You said to me once

    "We're more alike then you think"

    But I'll walk away

    Carver's death [stayed to watch]

    You said to me once

    "We're more alike then you think"

    But you deserve it

  • Clem's Reply

    You know, you're right Jane

    I won't let them pull me down

    I will help them up

  • Kenny lost an eye

    And gained a taste for vengeance.

    Has he kept his mind?

  • Kenny:

    BOAT URBAN BOAT

    URBAN BOAT URBAN URBAN

    MY GIRL SARITA

  • Though Death feels peaceful

    And Life is a cruel, cruel war

    The soldiers march on

  • Leader or loner?

    Live without friends and loved ones

    Or watch them all die

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    Drowning in self-pity

    A protector with no charge

    Finds newborn purpose

  • Nick's death and Luke's reaction to it

    Your best friend just died

    But all you say is "fuck, fuck"

    And don't even care

  • The last one.... Was just genius

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