Troy
Rooster thinks he's tough
Picking on the little chicks
Gets shot in the cock
Reggie
Funny crippled guy
With a slav… moree mentality
Not too fond of heights
Carver
Evil control freak
Had a face off with Kenny
If you catch my drift
Loss
What if it's a girl?
Then we'll name her Genevieve!
Never got the chance.
Clem's Mindset
Killing changes you.
… moreBy now you've killed lots of things.
But what would Lee think?
Kenny and Duck
"Pass me that can, Duck."
He sees Duck every night.
Distant and abstract.
Comments
The new episode cometh
Better brace yourselves!
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Beaten, not bitten
Standing amid the ruins
#IAmClementine
Boot against their throats
To fight the powers that be, or
make haste and escape?
Though in agony
I won't give him the pleasure
Of seeing me weep
And now for something completely different. A series of haiku about the beginning of the outbreak.
This is not a test
A state of emergency
Is now in effect
The National Guard
Will re-establish order
Please remain patient
Looting is a crime
Personnel are authorized
To use deadly force
Safe zone compromised
Total loss, no survivors
Send in the Air Force
Rooster thinks he's tough
Picking on the little chicks
Gets shot in the cock
Reggie
Funny crippled guy
With a slave mentality
Not too fond of heights
Carver
Evil control freak
Had a face off with Kenny
If you catch my drift
Lost, misunderstood
First dad, then mom, uncle Pete
Why did they leave me?
Filled with guilt, regret
You know your better than this
It wasn't worth it
Just wanted some food
They mutilated him
Got his sweet revenge
Dependant, sheltered
No dad to love anymore
She's in Clem's hands, now
Please, stay in your homes
Quarantine is in effect
Looters will be shot
-I look totally epic
-I hid Clementine's puffy/bad ass hair. i.imgur.com/LbS6Fv8.png
-You touch me, want to take me from clem, or touch Clementine, I.WILL.END.YOU
No doctor, bad memories
Keep it together
Carlos, lost forever
Swept away in the Dead Sea
Sarah is missing.
This old battlefield
Home to our forgotten dead
Who shall join these men?
Sheltered but heartgold
Lost her light, in mass panick
Red tinted glasses
What if it's a girl?
Then we'll name her Genevieve!
Never got the chance.
Clem's Mindset
Killing changes you.
By now you've killed lots of things.
But what would Lee think?
Kenny and Duck
"Pass me that can, Duck."
He sees Duck every night.
Distant and abstract.
Two haiku from an outsider's perspective I imagined it as god or a higher being, but it doesn't necessarily need to be seen that way.
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Weary refugees
Sleep is the cousin of death
So march on, march on
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Why yes, I did unashamedly steal that second line from Nas. If he's allowed to sample other people's stuff, then so am I, dammit!
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Haven for a flock
T'was delivered unto thee
What the fuck happened?
When the trolls invade
Don't comment and bump their threads
Just flag and downvote
Man.............these are deep
The threat has been flagged
The mods will be here in time
Just stop commenting
Easier said than done man were pissed off at that asshole
That's what he wants though
His thread bumped for all to see
Don't do what he wants.
Another troll thread
Please follow my advice
Don't comment. Just flag.
God-fucking-damn it
People, just listen to me
And DON'T. FEED. THE. TROLL.
One final haiku
Not like you will listen now.
Why do I bother?
Zoo.
This is a troll a monster don't feed him or els he will be annoying
Nope, Hated English with a passion, glad that's over.
Your username...well.....I hope it's true...
Entered, saw, looked away
Had to flee and clear my mind
Just ban the fucker
Got C's in English
Still perfectly capable
Of writing Haiku
Here is a haiku
To protect you from spoilers
Please heed the title
Spoilers were removed
It's now fine to read that thread
Do so if you wish
If this thread gets moved
I shall declare a fatwa
Against these forums
Kenny's appearance
My old friend is back
Oh how happy I am now
Right in the feels, man
Carver's death [didn't stay to watch]
You said to me once
"We're more alike then you think"
But I'll walk away
Carver's death [stayed to watch]
You said to me once
"We're more alike then you think"
But you deserve it
Clem's Reply
You know, you're right Jane
I won't let them pull me down
I will help them up
Kenny lost an eye
And gained a taste for vengeance.
Has he kept his mind?
Kenny:
BOAT URBAN BOAT
URBAN BOAT URBAN URBAN
MY GIRL SARITA
Though Death feels peaceful
And Life is a cruel, cruel war
The soldiers march on
Leader or loner?
Live without friends and loved ones
Or watch them all die
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Drowning in self-pity
A protector with no charge
Finds newborn purpose
Nick's death and Luke's reaction to it
Your best friend just died
But all you say is "fuck, fuck"
And don't even care
The last one.... Was just genius