Not kidding He will stomp on it and bite the shit out of it. He meows really loud too. I'm not sure if he's murdering it, or if he is getting a little something-something. (If you know what I mean) *Insert Omid meme here
Not kidding He will stomp on it and bite the shit out of it. He meows really loud too. I'm not sure if he's murdering it, or if he is getting a little something-something. (If you know what I mean) *Insert Omid meme here
Yeah, in more than one way! I was at a party and the pet dog was huge and I'm a small person. My friends warned me that she gets a bit "excited" but I didn't know what he meant. I start bending over to get a jar of pretzels off the ground and OUT OF NOWHERE she pins me down and mounts me. The worst part was that she was raking her claws into my back, I still had marks for about a week! It took 3 guys to get her off of me, ONCE THEY WERE DONE LAUGHING! It was so embarrassing lol
Yeah, in more than one way! I was at a party and the pet dog was huge and I'm a small person. My friends warned me that she gets a bit "exci… moreted" but I didn't know what he meant. I start bending over to get a jar of pretzels off the ground and OUT OF NOWHERE she pins me down and mounts me. The worst part was that she was raking her claws into my back, I still had marks for about a week! It took 3 guys to get her off of me, ONCE THEY WERE DONE LAUGHING! It was so embarrassing lol
Yeah, in more than one way! I was at a party and the pet dog was huge and I'm a small person. My friends warned me that she gets a bit "exci… moreted" but I didn't know what he meant. I start bending over to get a jar of pretzels off the ground and OUT OF NOWHERE she pins me down and mounts me. The worst part was that she was raking her claws into my back, I still had marks for about a week! It took 3 guys to get her off of me, ONCE THEY WERE DONE LAUGHING! It was so embarrassing lol
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I love how we all responded to Pro and we all have selfies lol!
DAMN im so smexy im smoldering!!
Lol, that by far was the weirdest thing I heard that they have done!
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Turtle beaches
Try staring at this dude face for 20 seconds. See what happens.
If it's a usb headset, it can go in the front at the bottom left side. For my ps3 that is, I have a slim, Idk what you have.
oh idk. I have the same on JonGon said. Maybe yours connect like a Bluetooth? I have no clue
Excuses excuses.
Good night guys! I hope you all have bad dreams! >:DDDD
Lmao, yeah man. I was worried for you all. I thought they were taking your pictures and putting them up for everyone to see. I was like wtf?!
xD thanks for the heads up!
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Bad dreams ABOUT noncy! >:DD
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They thirsty! XD
eat lemons, oranges, and salt before you go to bed. Then lets see if you have a good dream about noncy.
Good night~
They should buy themselves a damn water tower.
Pacific ocean is more like it
I sleep with Voodoo dolls.
xD
My cat legitly rapes stuffed animals XD
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I woke up one morning to my cousins dog humping my leg. It wasn't pleasant.
Who knows how long he was there. O_O I washed my leg for a day strait.
Not kidding He will stomp on it and bite the shit out of it. He meows really loud too. I'm not sure if he's murdering it, or if he is getting a little something-something. (If you know what I mean) *Insert Omid meme here
O_O
How exactly do cats 'hump' ? NEVERMIND umm.. ok let me STOP asking questions...
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Lee: "What the f*ck?!?" That is messed up XD
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Okay, I know this is a weird thing to admit...
...but I've had a female dog mount me before. It's not fun ;-;
Woah woah woah there DLB. CiD never said hump. Now I have that image of my cat doing that O_O Lee: "Gah Damn"
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Oh I can. My friend's dog gets jealous whenever my friend gets hugged. So the dog humps the person trying to hug him. XD not kidding
You mean a bitch? XD
Yeah, in more than one way! I was at a party and the pet dog was huge and I'm a small person. My friends warned me that she gets a bit "excited" but I didn't know what he meant. I start bending over to get a jar of pretzels off the ground and OUT OF NOWHERE she pins me down and mounts me. The worst part was that she was raking her claws into my back, I still had marks for about a week! It took 3 guys to get her off of me, ONCE THEY WERE DONE LAUGHING! It was so embarrassing lol
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Pretzels come in jars??? Mind blown O_O
Yup
Clem: "Ohhhh okay." I thought you actually meant pretzels. Those are pretzel sticks. #clarify