Things you've learned from The Walking Dead - funny
I've learned that a radio will work better if it has batteries.
And telling a woman who's pointing a gun at you "put the gun down, bitch!" isn't a very good idea.
And some fishermen have an obsession with boats.
And some people you first meet may goad you into an eternal friendship with a pinky swear.
And an 11 year old may more know about turning off a wind turbine than some adults.
What have you learned?
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I've learned that Clem is awesome.
Big houses are pretty big.
People die when they're killed.
Don't let a big scary man with a gun inside your home
Don't trust cancer patients.
I've learned that fences are pointy. Hm.
I've learned that the Juice Box is the fountain of youth in drinkable form. The Juice Box is the holy grail.
Praise Juice Box
Legs taste good
I've learnt that shooting someone in the ass can kill them.
Clementine is easily one of the best characters in gaming.
Threaten them too. Just cuss them out when you meet them, right then and there.
I've learned that peaches and beans are good for nutrition, but not great on the way out.
How to tell the difference of a human bite and a lurker bite.
I've learned that I shouldn't trust anyone.
Don't steal from abandoned cars.
If you see a girl that looks like the girl on the can of peaches, don't tell her or you'll end up dead.
Don't trust dairy farmers...
Good thing I fight like a cow
I learned that child characters can be more than just generic stock characters.
We're talking about the Save-Lots bandit right? I think it disabled him, but Lee didn't kill him. The bandit whistled for his men after getting shot.
A large amount of salt is no good for your health...
I've learned that if you lock a young girl with a bite wound in an outhouse, it just makes her angry.
Also....homeless men like trains.
I learned that not all black people can pick locks.
haha!
I learned that i'm STILL..Not..BItten!!
You know all that BS about Jesus turning water into wine? Nope, he turned water into juice and said "Thou can be blessed with the power of juice."
Don't feed anything named Sam
Don't lick a Salt Lick, It's gross.
Did you lick it?
Awww... that's so cute!!! My heart is softened! I love you, Clem!
How 'bout green eggs and ham?
I've learned WHAT'S IN THE BAG?!?!!?!
By the way, I sent you the picture on twitter. Should work for your profile picture.
I've learned that bandits don't like no hash.
Yay! I'll go check it now, thank you thank you thank you
His name was Gary.
http://walkingdead.wikia.com/wiki/Gary_(Video_Game)
What about a hyperkinetic rabbity thingy named Max?
GODDAMN DOUBLE POSTS!!!