Not a line, but the scene where Clementine offers to stop the windmill and everyone is completely cool with it. Really Carlos? You're a doctor, but you don't know how to use a fucking key?
Carlos: "I am pointing out that, regardless of intent, there are consequences to rash actions. Something that he seems to be misreading as capitulation."
Kenny: "I don't know what the FUCK you just said, but I know it's BULLSHIT!"
I don't know the exact words, but Bonnie's line during the ending. It's hard to hear due to other people talking, but you can see it if you have subtitles on. It seems weird coming from Bonnie, who's usually so nice.
I don't know the exact words, but Bonnie's line during the ending. It's hard to hear due to other people talking, but you can see it if you have subtitles on. It seems weird coming from Bonnie, who's usually so nice.
In episode 4 Kenny about Mike and Bonnie:
"I'm not sayin' I don't trust them but I'd appreciate it if you went and checked up on them".
I laugh at that line because knowing Kenny he means "I'm not sayin' I don't trust them, but I don't trust them".
Clem: 'Jane taught me an easy way to kill them. Forst destroy their knees, than stab them in the back of their head.'
Mike: (makes random cocky remark how he always managed fine, kills the first walker with a blow to the head, doesn't manage to kill the second one with first blow, almost gets bit) 'Shit!'
Clem: 'You know, the knee is halfway down the leg...'
Clementine: 'Jane showed me a good way to kill walkers, first you smash their knees, and then stab them.'
Mike: 'I always managed just fi… morene.'
(Kills first walker with blow to the head, struggles with second one before killing it)
Mike: 'Shit...!'
Clementine: 'You know, the knee is halfway down the leg...
Mike: '...'
Comments
Kenny: That's NOT how it WORKS!( The way he said it was funny
Lee: OH GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(The it was said was funny)
Cle: I'm not an asshole.
Nick: DID I GET HIM?! WHERE IS HE?!
Bonnie: Bitch.
Clem's "Shh shh, there you go" after you choose [Comfort Baby] in EP4. I have no idea why but it was hilarious to hear Clem saying that.
The "I'd eat the shit out of that raccoon" part?
It's ok, I chuckled a little too...
Going to the museum in Ep.4, gets told to look out for broken glass.
Gets reminded of Lee telling Clem: "Watch out for broken glass." Lawls.
Some people are just too sensitive sometimes. - Kenny S2Ep4
I can't help but giggle how ironic it is considering he's a sensitive person via anger.
I didn't pinky swear her so she gave me a "fuck off" look.
I didn't laugh, but I'm laughing my face off now! XD
When Mike was talking about Carver.
''The hard part is done. This guy is fucking crazy. Who knows what he will do next.''
It's the way he talks... I don't know
Clem: I made my babysitter, Sandra play a game that we were secret sisters.
Jane: ...
The concept of Secret Sisters made me laugh. How can you secretly be sisters?
Or I just laugh at random things
Luke: Just tell me what going on!
Kenny: What's going on is you're a reckless fucking moron.
I know this isn't Season 2 but I can't resist. "What the...ghfl fucking...WHAT?" -Larry at dinner table.
"ARE YOU DEAD??"-Lee to the Macon officer
When Clem kicked the trailer door in Bigby style.
"So what do you think? I'm still going to be pretty when this heals?"
Shame that this line wasn't in the final version of the episode
Not a line, but the scene where Clementine offers to stop the windmill and everyone is completely cool with it. Really Carlos? You're a doctor, but you don't know how to use a fucking key?
I laughed when Clementine was cutting down the rest of the deck and everyone is telling her to hurry up and she said "I'm going as fast as I can."
Clementine: Either way is risky...
Luke: in masculine voice Exactly...
His tone COMPLETELY changes, and it makes me laugh every time. XD
Larry: Wha...WHAT!?...the f***...what the what, WHAT!??
XD That one's ALWAYS funny!
when trying to convince sarah to leave the trailer and clem says "dying like this is ,, STUPID! the way clementine said that made me laugh.
"There's a little house by the bridge."
"How big is it?"
"He had a mustache."
"Like mine, or like Alvin's?"
Bonnie asking if Luke knew anything about babies.
I wanted to look at Luke, look to Bonnie again and say
"You think that guy knows anything about babies?"
"Probably for the best."
Carlos: "I am pointing out that, regardless of intent, there are consequences to rash actions. Something that he seems to be misreading as capitulation."
Kenny: "I don't know what the FUCK you just said, but I know it's BULLSHIT!"
Clem then goes on to say 'pretty big' though..
On the bridge in Episode 2:
Nick: "Did I hit him?! Where'd he go?"
Well where the hell could he have gone, Nick?
I don't know the exact words, but Bonnie's line during the ending. It's hard to hear due to other people talking, but you can see it if you have subtitles on. It seems weird coming from Bonnie, who's usually so nice.
Isn't she saying something along the lines of "Drop it motherfucker, or I will end you!" I was pretty startled when I saw that line as well.
Yeah, except I think there was even more than that. I was like "Woah Bonnie, settle down."
The lines that come up if you have Clementine attempt to run away after waking outside the cabin. Goes something like:
Nick: She tried to make a run for it man!
Luke: Well Nick can you fuckin' blame her?
She says that she can drop both of them and that she's a much better shot than them. Or are you referencing another line?
Luke: What is going on?
Clem: Rebecca's about to give birth
Luke: what do you mean?!
Yeah, that's it. It sounded very aggressive.
In episode 4 Kenny about Mike and Bonnie:
"I'm not sayin' I don't trust them but I'd appreciate it if you went and checked up on them".
I laugh at that line because knowing Kenny he means "I'm not sayin' I don't trust them, but I don't trust them".
Clementine: 'Jane showed me a good way to kill walkers, first you smash their knees, and then stab them.'
Mike: 'I always managed just fine.'
(Kills first walker with blow to the head, struggles with second one before killing it)
Mike: 'Shit...!'
Clementine: 'You know, the knee is halfway down the leg...
Mike: '...'
Another awesome line was:
(If Clem goes with Mike and Bonnie first)
Clem: 'Jane taught me an easy way to kill them. Forst destroy their knees, than stab them in the back of their head.'
Mike: (makes random cocky remark how he always managed fine, kills the first walker with a blow to the head, doesn't manage to kill the second one with first blow, almost gets bit) 'Shit!'
Clem: 'You know, the knee is halfway down the leg...'
Mike: '...'
EDIT: Shit, I'm sorry, doublepost
"It would always jab my hand when I went reaching in." -Jane talking about her dead sister's nail file
Kenny: "What the FUCK are you two doing up here." When he finds Jane and Luke together in episode 4
Alvin: "She better see somethin.' We've been walkin' for a damn week
When this line happens? I think I missed that in my playthrough.