Make up Jane's Proposal
This is going to be similar to that thread where people made up what Troy was going to say before he got shot. As in the other thread it can be silly or serious. Example:
Jane: Now Luke, you need to learn some techniques.
Luke: What, like survival?
Jane: Yeah...sure. We should start with searching each other.
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K then, kids no 50 shades of gray TWD version today....
If there was a version it would be called '50 Shades of Jane'.
Jane: "Luke, do you want to fuck?"
Luke: "Yeh, sure"
Jane: Hey Luke!
Luke: Hey Jane
Jane: I need to get off. Wanna Fuck?
Luke: Missionary or doggy style
Jane: Both!
Luke's thoughts "My mind is telling me nooo. But my body, my body's telling me YEAAAH!"
I know there are teenagers on this forums so I won't describe are the perverse, explicit scenarios going through my head. please make them stop...
Trust me, I don't think they mind.
Luke: ''Sex?'' Jane: ''Sex.'' And then they had sex.
Well... To be honest... I had nothing... I figured the imaginatory anticipation would be more thrilling than any vile utterance I could muster. My other thought was to create a dialogue and censor everything out... I'm bad a dirty talk it's like that episode of Friends where the girl tells Ross to talk dirty, and all he can say is "Vulva."
Thanks for bursting my bubble dude. (jkjk)
Luke: Jane, Clem told me you were up here. Listen, I just wanted to talk to you abo--
Jane: Luke, I just got done robbing a cripple for his sick sister's pain medicine and convincing a little girl to leave her friend to be eaten alive. I'm not in the mood to talk. What I am in the mood for is being fucked until I feel human again. You up for the task, cowboy?
Luke: I, uh....
Jane: [opens the shutter] Get in.
Or...
Jane: Luke help me a walker!
Luke rushes over I'm coming! (Lol foreshadow)
Jane stands there naked with no walker in sight
Jane: Oh he must've tore my clothes off...
Luke's thoughts: Holy Shit! She's hot!
Jane: come on then I need someone to warm me up, its really cold seductive stare
Luke: Uhh well you see I have a job and...
Jane: Hush Hush its just you and me now
Luke: Oh Lawd give me strength
Jane: just do it! You know you want me!
Luke: Fuck it it'll only take a couple minutes right? What's the worst that can happen?
Jane: That's the spirit!
Luke: Let's get it on...
Jane: Awwwww Baby
(Hidden reference at the end)
This is going to get closed so fast lol
Jane: Hey, Luke wanna get your dick wet instead of watching the perimeter for walkers?
Luke: SOUNDS FUN
It would be a shame. I don't think it is against any rules.
I laughed so hard :'D
Jane: Hey Luke, you know what D stands for?
Luke: Uh... Dictionary?
Jane: Close enough
And then they had sex.
Poor Troy, he wanted to get some with Jane
He had alot of seed.
Jane: I'm bored.
Luke: What do you wanna do?
Jane: Lets get to peckin.
Jane: wana fuk?
Luke: k
OK last one from me... For now (BTW this is between Arvo and Jane if it ever happened lol)
Jane: You like what you see?
Arvo: Yes back DAT ASS up!
Jane: If you want it you can get it for the rest of your life!
Arvo: Been around the world I don't speak the language, but your booty don't need explaining all I really need to understand is when you, talk dirty to me
Jane: I'm sexy and I know it!
Arvo: All the crazy sh*t I did tonight, those will be the best memories!
Jane: Want you to make me feel like I'm the only girl in the world!
Arvo: Excuse me I don't mean to be rude but tonight I'm fucking you!
Jane: If I said I want your body now, would you hold it against me?
Then Luke came (foreshadow): Jane! I could be your hero baby! I'd catch a grenade for ya! Get a walker bite for ya! I'd jump in front of Carver for ya!
Jane: ehh sorry Arvo Luke's hotter!
Arvo: You will regret this! I'll get my group to kill you!
This is why Jane left and Arvo attacked you even if you stole nothing
Lol full of references!
I'd be scared, last guy she offered this to lost his dick.
Hopefully not this is hilarious!
Get to peckin LOL xD
Somebody should make a sketch of using lines of songs in this way.
He just wanted Jane to take a bath before they rowed down the lake together under the moonlight.
(This is based on some unused audio between Jane and Clem from the episode: http://melsempi.tumblr.com/post/92709465524/jane-tells-clementine-a-joke)
Jane: Luke, did you ever hear that joke about the two hillbillies running down a hill and fucking a bunch of sheep?
Luke: Uh...maybe?
Jane: I'm feeling sheepish.
Oh I see what you did there * wink wink *.
Well there is Songs In Real Life
I'll definitely watch that later.
I laughed so hard :'D
giant lol
OK maybe ONE more
Luke checking Jane out: She got them apple-bottom jeans, the boots with the fur!
Jane notices Luke
Luke: Oh what I wouldn't do to get some! But I have to take things slow. Be friends first, then escalate it over the course of maybe a couple weeks. I don't want her to freak out.
Jane: Hey Luke wanna fuck?
Luke: Well that was easy!
omg the audio, i will never sleep again
"Giant". More Lol
XD
lol a D
Jane: Hey, I just met you! And this is riskyyyy! But here's my pussy! So fuck me maybe!
Some time later
Luke: I shoud've think twice! Now the group is so screwed! The group is so screwed! SO SO SCREWED!
"lol" looks like a butthole rofl
Jane: "Hey Luke, you wanna have s-"
Luke: -already naked-
This is how I always envisioned it, anyway.
Jane: Hey Luke, can you help me unbuckle my shoe?
Luke: Sure.
Jane: And it's really hot in here, can you unzip my jacket?
Luke: Well okay...
Jane: My trousers are also really itchy, can you help me take them off?
Luke: What?
Jane: Just go with it.