Make up Jane's Proposal

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  • Luke: Hey Jane

    Jane: Oh, hey Luke. I just got this room open

    Luke: Well i better be going, i gotta secure the area

    Jane: Want to secure my area?

    Luke: What about the b-

    Jane: Her water only broke a couple hours ago, it'll be fine

    That bitch LIED

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    Why can't Valve count up to three?

    robidada posted: »

    when is the release date on episode 5 ??

  • edited August 2014

    Jane: Hi, Luke.

    Luke: Hi, Jane.

    And then they had sex.

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    Jane:Hey Luke nice shoes wanna fuck?

    Luke: Sure thing

    • Jane: Hey Luke, I've just settle things up !

    • Luke: What do you mean ?

    • Jane: I've opened the gift shop, genius. It's a metaphor, get it ?

    • Luke: ..... Sex ?

    • Jane: Sex.

    • Luke: Perhaps "sex" will be our always.

    Oh God what have I done XD.

  • CEASE TO FUNCTION!! xD

    CrazyGeorge posted: »

    NO, I meant Carlos. His Latin voice makes Jane quiver and cease to function.

  • @InKennyWeTrust you're only twelve, cover your eyes quickly

    It reminded me of Heavy Rain. Thank god we didn't have something like this in TWD.

  • I think this is the first post to take the question seriously XD

    Luke walks on to the observation deck and goes to the railing and just stares off into the scenery trying to make sense of everything that h

  • it's all ogre now

    Jane "I feel something warm. It's Luke! I'm so happy. I spread my ass cheeks for Luke. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I d

  • "Report to the ship as soon as possible."

    That_1_Guy posted: »

    "Hey luke, we'll bang, okay?"

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    Jane: I'm... I'm sorry I'm never like this but with the way the world is and I don't wanna admit this but I'm scared. I don't wanna be alone anymore. Just... Just follow me back to the gift shop and lets be all poetic and lose our minds together

    Luke is at a loss for words. Did this chick really just quote a line from The Last of Us to get him into bed? Eh, doesn't matter. Sex.

    Luke walks on to the observation deck and goes to the railing and just stares off into the scenery trying to make sense of everything that h

  • Anyone else a little creeped at how graphic people are getting here about animation characters having sex ? No one? Just me? Alrighty then...

  • That makes me hate jane less.

    Luke walks on to the observation deck and goes to the railing and just stares off into the scenery trying to make sense of everything that h

  • dude it was late and i wanted to go to bed lol

    plus who the fuck doesn't like "the last of us" ?

    DomeWing333 posted: »

    Jane: I'm... I'm sorry I'm never like this but with the way the world is and I don't wanna admit this but I'm scared. I don't wanna be alone

  • At 12 you would reach into your trousers rather than covering your eyes.

    @InKennyWeTrust you're only twelve, cover your eyes quickly

  • I know. Isn't it beautiful? XD

    Anyone else a little creeped at how graphic people are getting here about animation characters having sex ? No one? Just me? Alrighty then...

  • Lmaoooo ^.^

    Anyone else a little creeped at how graphic people are getting here about animation characters having sex ? No one? Just me? Alrighty then...

  • MyushaMyusha Banned
    edited August 2014

    Jane: Hey Luke, your shoe's untied.

    Luke: Fuck.

    Jane: You were thinking about sex too?

    Luke: What? No! Wait. You were thinking about sex?

    Jane: With you.

    Luke: Holy shit.

  • Jane: Hi Luke

    Luke: SURE YES WE CAN FUCK

  • Jane: Oh, hi Luke. Why are you up here?

    Luke: WHAT'S THAT? YOU WANT TO BANG ME? OH SURE, TOTALLY, YES, LETS GET YOU PREGGERS.

  • Jane: Luke, what's your favorite position?

    Luke: what?

    Jane : Hold your position.

    Luke : oh, ok.

    (Thousand more hints and they've finally had sex)

    Legendary12 posted: »

    (Luke walks up onto deck) Luke: Hey, so you know how the world has ended and all.. soo uhhh, Can I do you Jane? Jane: What?? Luke: can I do anything for you? (looks left and right cheekily) (if you watch youtube you should know this )

  • Luke: So Jan-

    Jane: [Leaps at Luke]

  • Luke: Jane. Oh, good, you got the gift shop open. Clem just went to bring the others on over. We should--

    Jane: How long do you think it'll take them to get here?

    Luke: Huh? Oh...I don't know. 'Bout 15 minutes, maybe?

    Jane: Think that's enough time for you to get off?

    Luke: Enough time for me to get off wha--

    Jane: [cocks one eyebrows]

    Luke: Oh. Ohhhh. Um, I-I don't. I mean, I-I don't really have much--

    Jane: Only one way to find out. [Unzips coat]

    And the rest is history.

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    Jane: Hey Luke.

    Luke: OH? YOU WANT TO FUCK ME? ALRIGHT, YOLO LET'S DO IT.

  • This! If this was the real scenario, then it would be amazing! :)

    Luke walks on to the observation deck and goes to the railing and just stares off into the scenery trying to make sense of everything that h

  • dude... that.. shakes head was...epic...

    Luke walks on to the observation deck and goes to the railing and just stares off into the scenery trying to make sense of everything that h

  • I, I shouldn't be here runs away

  • If that happened to me that would be heaven.. mmmmmmmm

    Luke walks on to the observation deck and goes to the railing and just stares off into the scenery trying to make sense of everything that h

  • I bet it's something similar to how you get it on with Kinzie in Saint's Row IV:

  • Who says they would have stopped if they didn't have one?

  • Oh, he went straight for the ayyass.

  • Luke walks up to Jane.

    Luke: Hey there.

    Jane: ...

    Luke: ...

    Jane: Let's fuck, Luke.

    Luke: Well that's awful nice of you. What's the catch?

    Jane: No catch.

    Luke: Well alright then. Thank you.

  • Luke: Wait, Nick! No!

    Zombiefied Nick: Raurraugh...

    Luke walks up to Jane. Luke: Hey there. Jane: ... Luke: ... Jane: Let's fuck, Luke. Luke: Well that's awful nice of you. What's the catch? Jane: No catch. Luke: Well alright then. Thank you.

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