Jane: So, I've been thinkin' a lot about the apocalypse, and I think now is as good a time as any to make a bucket list
Luke: What's a bucket list?
Jane: It's a list of things you want to do before you die.
Luke: Oh yeah? What's on your list?
Jane: You
Carlos: Hey Jane, If i was writing the English language i would put "U", and "I" together. Did i mention i'm plastered.
Jane: What the hell... At least i won't be ALONE!
Jane-I'm sorry about you're friend Nick.
Luke-It's ok I just feel lonely.
Jane-What's the matter?
Luke-I just miss my girlfriend and I just want to have fun, one last time.
Jane-...Taking off shoes,Lick My feet
Luke-Hell why not?
(15 minutes Later) Kenny-What the F*ck are you two doing up here?
Luke-Uh Kenny
Luke-You Got ALOT OF NERVE KENNY.
Clementine-Shut Up Luke.
(This is based on some unused audio between Jane and Clem from the episode: http://melsempi.tumblr.com/post/92709465524/jane-tells-clementin… moree-a-joke)
Jane: Luke, did you ever hear that joke about the two hillbillies running down a hill and fucking a bunch of sheep?
Luke: Uh...maybe?
Jane: I'm feeling sheepish.
Jane to Luke: Clementine just left.. Are you done going over the perimeter?
Luke- I havent gone over your perimeter
Jane- You dont nee… mored a map.. Im like Saskatchewan (sorry im Canadian).. so flat that you can see your dog running away for a week..
Luke.. Easy to ride..
and then they had sex
Luke walks on to the observation deck and goes to the railing and just stares off into the scenery trying to make sense of everything that has happened in the past few hours. He then digs in his pocket and pulls out Pete's Watch that was given to Nick. He stares at it for a moment and then begins to talk to himself softly
Luke: ....I'm sorry Nick... holding back emotions It should've been me. He closes his eyes and continues You were shot and I let you run off to go find help when you were in no condition. If I had you stay put with Sarah it would've been me stuck on that fence. ...At least you and Sarah would've got out HELL you were always better at calming Sarah down then I was.
There is silence for a moment. The only thing that can be heard is the river flowing through in through. Luke takes another look at the Watch and then gets ready to chuck it into the river when he feels a hand touch his shoulder and a soft voice speaks up
Jane: Hey
Luke stops himself and takes a deep breath to compose himself and turns himself to face Jane
Luke: Well guess my secrets out. You gonna tell the group I'm nuts and I have conservations with my dead friend?
Jane: I talk to my dead sister sometimes. A lot of people do especially now if You think about it. In college I had a Prof. that said people that talk to themselves were usually more sane then others if that makes you feel better.
Luke chuckles little but can't help but think about Nick. Jane knows whats on Luke's Mind and still tries to comfort him the best she can. She's not use to this after many months of being cold and distance to other survivors shes met
Jane: Don't beat yourself up over this. He was a good guy I could tell but he wouldn't want you to be like this.
Luke: Every time I close my eyes I see that stupid kid's scared face. Fuck I still remember being 8 years old and him and me would always be in the woods of his backyard playing army guys or in his room playing super nintendo. Never in a million years did I think I would... ya know? Lose him. First My parents, Pete, and now him? I'm Alo-
Jane kisses him hard on the lips. Luke is taken back by this and but soon stops resisting and goes with it. He hasn't kissed a girl since god knows when but he misses that feeling. after a good minute they break away stare into each other's eyes
Jane: I'm... I'm sorry I'm never like this but with the way the world is and I don't wanna admit this but I'm scared. I don't wanna be alone anymore. Just... Just follow me back to the gift shop and lets be all poetic and lose our minds together
Luke is at a loss for words. Never has a girl been so direct with him. He soon snaps out of it and smiles back and takes her hand and they slowly walk back to the gift shop
Luke walks on to the observation deck and goes to the railing and just stares off into the scenery trying to make sense of everything that h… moreas happened in the past few hours. He then digs in his pocket and pulls out Pete's Watch that was given to Nick. He stares at it for a moment and then begins to talk to himself softly
Luke: ....I'm sorry Nick... holding back emotions It should've been me. He closes his eyes and continues You were shot and I let you run off to go find help when you were in no condition. If I had you stay put with Sarah it would've been me stuck on that fence. ...At least you and Sarah would've got out HELL you were always better at calming Sarah down then I was.
There is silence for a moment. The only thing that can be heard is the river flowing through in through. Luke takes another look at the Watch and then gets ready to chuck it into the river when he feels a hand touch his shoulder and a soft voice speaks up
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Jane "I feel something warm. It's Luke! I'm so happy.
I spread my ass cheeks for Luke. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Luke. I can feel my butt tearing and my eyes start to water. I push against his force, I want to please Luke. He roars a mighty Roar as He fills my butt with love."
Clementine walks in.
Jane "I feel something warm. It's Luke! I'm so happy.
I spread my ass cheeks for Luke. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I d… moreo it for Luke. I can feel my butt tearing and my eyes start to water. I push against his force, I want to please Luke. He roars a mighty Roar as He fills my butt with love."
Clementine walks in.
She ruthlessly wrenches the jar open, and the there is an explosion of water and pickles in the air, the water absolutely drenches her and the pickles one-by-one slap across her face and the moisture slowly reaches down into her- actually I might just give a thumbs up instead of a reply.
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Jane: So, I've been thinkin' a lot about the apocalypse, and I think now is as good a time as any to make a bucket list
Luke: What's a bucket list?
Jane: It's a list of things you want to do before you die.
Luke: Oh yeah? What's on your list?
Jane: You
Mash 'X' for... well, you know.
Carlos: Hey Jane, If i was writing the English language i would put "U", and "I" together. Did i mention i'm plastered.
Jane: What the hell... At least i won't be ALONE!
You mean Luke right?
Luke: [Takes off mask] I AM CARLOS.
Jane: Works for me.
afterwards...
Jane: [Takes off mask] I'm also Reggie.
Jane: Heya Luke, wanna fuck me?
Luke: ... What?
Jane: You wanna fuck me or not?
Luke: Ummmm... shouldn't we watch perimeter?
Jane: I guess that if you don't want to, maybe you're really into that Cluke thing...
Luke: What'd you say to me? [takes off his pants]
LOLOLOLLOLOLOL
Luke: What should we do now?
Jane: Each other.
Luke: Hey Jane. You robbed someone?
Jane: Yeah. I know what you're going to say but. But the situation was screwed alright? Screwed.
Luke: ....Speaking of screwed.
TWDG: Season 3
Episode 1: Who's Da Daddy?
Episode 2: You Da Daddy
Episode 3: Take A DNA Test To Prove You Da Daddy
Episode 4: Left Behind With Da Baby, Cuz Dude
Episode 5: You Totally Da Daddy
Season 3 DLC - 400 Days of Jesus Are You Fucking Kidding Me?
[And that video is so funny! XD]
NO, I meant Carlos. His Latin voice makes Jane quiver and cease to function.
I think this is the best thread to come into existence on the forums.
Luke: 'Saw any walkers?'
Jane: 'Nah.'
Luke: 'I'm checking the perimeter.'.
Jane: 'k'
Luke: 'k'
Silence
Luke: 'Clem told me I'd find you here. And, y'know, about the kid you robbed...'
Jane: 'Clem said you don't know anything about babys.' (I heard that from a distance when Clem told it to Bonnie cause I'm Jane)
Luke (unsure): 'Well...you mean like raising one or...?'
Jane: '...making one.'
Luke (relieved): 'Ah, I know how that works. First, the guy...'
Jane: 'You could show me...'
Luke: 'Ummm...what do you mean...?'
Jane: sighs 'Let's fuck.'
Luke: 'k'
Both sit next to each other
Jane: "Luke, so uh, thanks for trying to help us back there at Carver's camp".
Luke: "Nah, don't worry about. It was you who really helped us escape."
Jane: "Hmm."
Long pause
Jane: "It's been a long time since I've been with someone close."
Luke: "Same here."
Jane: "I'd like to remember what love feels like again."
Luke: "What do you mean?"
Jane: "Do you wanna give it a shot?"
Jane puts her hand on Luke's hand
Luke: "I like your style."
Then their love making happens.
We'll Bang, Okay? - Jane.
Jane-I'm sorry about you're friend Nick.
Luke-It's ok I just feel lonely.
Jane-What's the matter?
Luke-I just miss my girlfriend and I just want to have fun, one last time.
Jane-...Taking off shoes,Lick My feet
Luke-Hell why not?
(15 minutes Later) Kenny-What the F*ck are you two doing up here?
Luke-Uh Kenny
Luke-You Got ALOT OF NERVE KENNY.
Clementine-Shut Up Luke.
I enjoy this thread a lot more then i should. It's to damn funny.
Jane: sex?
Luke:
It reminded me of Heavy Rain. Thank god we didn't have something like this in TWD.
Jane: You like feet?
Luke: Now you're talking!
Luke: Alright, Jane, we must check the perimeter.
Jane: Yeah, we must. But would you rather go for a tumble? Ride the bologna pony? Knock some boots? Dip your wick?
Luke: Umm... What?
Jane: sighs Let's bang.
Luke: Oh. Okay.
"You know, Jane, it's the end of the world as we know it...and you look fiiiiine.
"
"Holy shit, I love that song. Do me."
(Luke walks up onto deck)
Luke: Hey, so you know how the world has ended and all.. soo uhhh, Can I do you Jane?
Jane: What??
Luke: can I do anything for you? (looks left and right cheekily)
(if you watch youtube you should know this
)
Jane: Luke, can you open this jar of pickles for me?
Luke: Meh, whatever.
Then they had sex.
Jane to Luke: Clementine just left.. Are you done going over the perimeter?
Luke- I havent gone over your perimeter
Jane- You dont need a map.. Im like Saskatchewan (sorry im Canadian).. so flat that you can see your dog running away for a week..
Luke.. Easy to ride..
and then they had sex
Yeah, I'm pretty sure teenagers will be the most interested in what you have to say. xD
Dafaq, is that a joke you should be telling an 11 year old?! xD
Points to me
From Saskatchewan, not offended xD
Luke walks on to the observation deck and goes to the railing and just stares off into the scenery trying to make sense of everything that has happened in the past few hours. He then digs in his pocket and pulls out Pete's Watch that was given to Nick. He stares at it for a moment and then begins to talk to himself softly
Luke: ....I'm sorry Nick... holding back emotions It should've been me. He closes his eyes and continues You were shot and I let you run off to go find help when you were in no condition. If I had you stay put with Sarah it would've been me stuck on that fence. ...At least you and Sarah would've got out HELL you were always better at calming Sarah down then I was.
There is silence for a moment. The only thing that can be heard is the river flowing through in through. Luke takes another look at the Watch and then gets ready to chuck it into the river when he feels a hand touch his shoulder and a soft voice speaks up
Jane: Hey
Luke stops himself and takes a deep breath to compose himself and turns himself to face Jane
Luke: Well guess my secrets out. You gonna tell the group I'm nuts and I have conservations with my dead friend?
Jane: I talk to my dead sister sometimes. A lot of people do especially now if You think about it. In college I had a Prof. that said people that talk to themselves were usually more sane then others if that makes you feel better.
Luke chuckles little but can't help but think about Nick. Jane knows whats on Luke's Mind and still tries to comfort him the best she can. She's not use to this after many months of being cold and distance to other survivors shes met
Jane: Don't beat yourself up over this. He was a good guy I could tell but he wouldn't want you to be like this.
Luke: Every time I close my eyes I see that stupid kid's scared face. Fuck I still remember being 8 years old and him and me would always be in the woods of his backyard playing army guys or in his room playing super nintendo. Never in a million years did I think I would... ya know? Lose him. First My parents, Pete, and now him? I'm Alo-
Jane kisses him hard on the lips. Luke is taken back by this and but soon stops resisting and goes with it. He hasn't kissed a girl since god knows when but he misses that feeling. after a good minute they break away stare into each other's eyes
Jane: I'm... I'm sorry I'm never like this but with the way the world is and I don't wanna admit this but I'm scared. I don't wanna be alone anymore. Just... Just follow me back to the gift shop and lets be all poetic and lose our minds together
Luke is at a loss for words. Never has a girl been so direct with him. He soon snaps out of it and smiles back and takes her hand and they slowly walk back to the gift shop
Luke: Hey Jane...
Jane: Oh... hey Luke...
Luke: Hey, can I ask you something?
Jane: Sure...
Luke: There are 20 letters in the alphabet right?
Jane: Uh, I'm pretty sure there're 26...
Luke: Oh, I forgot U R A Q T
Jane: Um, that's only 25, you're still missing one genius.
Luke: Don't worry you'll get the D later
Jane: When's later?
Luke: When you get that door opened.
Jane: It's open...
"Hey luke, we'll bang, okay?"
This is great.
Luke: Report to the gift shop as soon as possible.
Jane "I feel something warm. It's Luke! I'm so happy.
I spread my ass cheeks for Luke. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Luke. I can feel my butt tearing and my eyes start to water. I push against his force, I want to please Luke. He roars a mighty Roar as He fills my butt with love."
Clementine walks in.
luke is love, luke is life
...
I was thinking about it for a few days then decided to make the thread.
She ruthlessly wrenches the jar open, and the there is an explosion of water and pickles in the air, the water absolutely drenches her and the pickles one-by-one slap across her face and the moisture slowly reaches down into her- actually I might just give a thumbs up instead of a reply.
when is the release date on episode 5 ??