The simplest and best reason why you should let Jane die!

So this is a short and light hearted thread, so dont take it too seriously.

  • When Jane spoke to Clementine, she said "whatever happens, don't get involved", so I honored her last wish by letting Kenny stab her in the throat. It's what she would've wanted, after all, she told me not to get involved.

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  • I agree wholeheartedly.

  • It's what she would've wanted, after all, she told me not to get involved.

    Three minutes later...

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  • If someone was trying to stab me in the heart and Clementine was sitting there with a loaded gun, you better believe I'd be screaming for help.

    It's what she would've wanted, after all, she told me not to get involved. Three minutes later...

  • Except that previously, Clem had kicked Kenny in the leg and pried Jane out of Kenny's eye.

  • edited August 2014

    I'm just trying to say that in the end, Jane ask for your help, so the sentence "stay of out it" means nothing at that point

    KCohere posted: »

    If someone was trying to stab me in the heart and Clementine was sitting there with a loaded gun, you better believe I'd be screaming for help.

  • Thats my man Larry, should have given her the saltlick treatment

    Jayroen posted: »

    I agree wholeheartedly.

  • I get you, but realistically, there is a point where you cant just stay out of it, lol

    I'm just trying to say that in the end, Jane ask for your help, so the sentence "stay of out it" means nothing at that point

  • edited September 2014

    "No matter what happens, just stay out of it, I'm a strong empowered independent womyn and if it comes to this as I suspect already by telling you 'no matter what happens', I can't see a single reason why I could lose a fight against a man, as evidenced by all those post-2000 Hollywood movies I watched before the ZA"

    Reality check

    "C-clem... H-help... I'm being disempowered... Kenny won't check his privilege and let me kill him to make it up for eons of patriarchy... Help m-me sista please"

    It's what she would've wanted, after all, she told me not to get involved. Three minutes later...

  • A considerable part of what made me shoot Kenny was curiosity at seeing where Jane was going with all of it.

  • Jane never came off as some kind of feminist to me, just a survivor.

    "No matter what happens, just stay out of it, I'm a strong empowered independent womyn and if it comes to this as I suspect already by telli

  • edited September 2014

    You do know that if you actually do not get involved, she never calls for help. All you have to do is don't pick up the gun and Jane won't call for Clem's help. Thus, Jane's previous wish to not get involved is honored.

    It's what she would've wanted, after all, she told me not to get involved. Three minutes later...

  • You don't have to do either of those things either. You can literally go through that entire sequence without doing a damn thing.

    Except that previously, Clem had kicked Kenny in the leg and pried Jane out of Kenny's eye.

  • edited September 2014

    Oh really. I did not know that. Although, I could never just sit there and let Jane stick her fingers in Kenny's eyes. I mean, even if I hated Kenny's guts, the way he said "Get her off!" just sounded so pitiful :\

    You don't have to do either of those things either. You can literally go through that entire sequence without doing a damn thing.

  • This is not to be taken seriously, it just amused me to write this parody.

    KCohere posted: »

    Jane never came off as some kind of feminist to me, just a survivor.

  • Best reason is that she picked the fight and she drew the knife. Where are those epic survivor skills now dummie?

  • Ah, okay

    This is not to be taken seriously, it just amused me to write this parody.

  • Someone say Saltlick?

    Thats my man Larry, should have given her the saltlick treatment

  • So in other words, the only reason Jane told Clem to stay out of it initially was because she thought she had the upper hand and would be able to kill Kenny.

    KCohere posted: »

    If someone was trying to stab me in the heart and Clementine was sitting there with a loaded gun, you better believe I'd be screaming for help.

  • Yes, I thought it was strange that Jane, the uninjured survival-oriented ninja, actually managed to lose in hand-to-hand combat against an injured older guy with one eye.

    Bromid123 posted: »

    Best reason is that she picked the fight and she drew the knife. Where are those epic survivor skills now dummie?

  • Well if you decided to listen to her then why don't you listen to her when she needs your help?

    Kenny is just a bully who picks on someone negative his size. He barely even won the fight. Lee, Larry and Molly kicked his ass in season 1 and now he just targets skinny ladies wtf -_-

  • Erencoral....that's exactly my thought about Kenny
    After all jane is a smart girl that's why she but Kennedy in a real test to convince Clem about Kenny .....

    Game over ...Kenny

  • It doesn't matter who you're fighting, If I wanted to kill someone, I wouldn't think, "oh wait this is a woman, better go easy on her!"

    ErenCoral posted: »

    Well if you decided to listen to her then why don't you listen to her when she needs your help? Kenny is just a bully who picks on someon

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