Lighten the Mood! Add a "Canon Death" Option to every Major AND Minor Choice
This series is so depressing we need to have the option to laugh at every single scene! Instead of Four base options, replace one or add a fifth! That option will be to kill yourself during every opportunity you decided to say or do something! In every case watch the disbelief spread across your companions!
"Kill Character K or Character J?" Simple! Kill yourself to stop them from fighting to save both of them! Watch the eyebrows rais and the "Dafuq" looks on their faces!
Should Lee stab Danny with a Pitchfork or not? I can't take this, so I'll stab MYSELF with the pitchfork! Dilemma solved!
Yes, this would make the entire game a parody of itself, in very basic terms, but just imagine the freedom of being able to kill yourself to give you extra time to make a choice!
Can't decide??? Just say F*#@ it and kill yourself in hilarious ways!
[I'm not being serious here, so neither should you.]
Comments
please give me a kill yourself option for reading this thread..
Well serious or not this thread is a worse idea than giving Nick an off-screen death... (maybe that's dramatic...)
K.
A bit dramatic there, at least this adds some sort of purpose.
I guess I can try?
Save Baby Or Take Cover
Clem: Nah, I'm good. Gets shot
Luke: And they died for no good reason.
Clem shoots herself
-
Clem: Please be lucky.
Lee slashes his throat
K.
Clementine: Kenny? I thought you were dead. Shoots self.
Clemintine: Wait, don't I get a vote?
Lee: FUCK YOU!
Clem: 'Headshots Lee' You said aim for the head...
Lee holds Ben over the tower
Pulls Ben up and jumps off
Ben: Uh... Lee?
...
Brenda: We only went after folks who were gonna die anyway.
Danny: Like y'all.
Lee: Good point.
Lee stabs himself repeatedly with a fork
XD
Lee: Give me the gun Ken. I'll do it.
Kenny: 'Hands Lee gun.'
Lee: Sorry Ken, this really is too depressing for a video game. 'Shoots self, lands on Katjaa's body'
Kenny: Oh come the fuck on!
Bonnie: Clem, save Luke!
Clem: No jumps in lake
Arvo: I don't want to shoot anyone especially.... (Speaking Russian)... Uh, little girl.
Clem: But I do! Shoots herself
[Shoot Kenny] or [Look away]
Clem: Shoots self.
Edit: Wait this one's depressing.
Kenny: I TOLD YOU NOT TO TALK ABOUT MY FAMILY!
Jane: FUCK YOU!
Kenny: YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!
Jane: GO TO HELL YOU SON OF A BITCH!
Clem: Kills herself
Kenny: DAMNIT JANE, LOOK WHAT YOU MADE CLEM DO!
Jane: THAT WAS YOUR FUCKING FAULT!
Lee: we gotta jump!
Omid: what? No way!
Lee: fine have it your way.
Lee: jumps head first
Should of used that "hey Ben" joke here.
Lee: Hey Ben.
Ben: Hey
Lee: See ya. Jumps off train
Ben: Yeah ;(
Season 1. Ep. 2
Lilly: Lee, you have to help me revive my dad!
Kenny: Lee, we gotta kill Larry before he turns!
Lee: .... drops saltlick on his own head
Season 1. Ep. 3
Lee: Kenny, Katjaa needs you.
Kenny: No, Duck will be fine he's just a little sick.
Lee: Alright then, but it's me before I let you get anyone else killed! shoots himself
Kenny: It's just a scratch Lee, you'll be fine.
Lilly: Just do anything to stop him from pulling the trigger!
Flashback: Telltale: Silence is a valid answer
Lee: Silence intensifies Gets shot
Kenny and Jane are in the truck arguing..
Clementine: STOPP IT, JUST STOP IM SICK OF THE BOTH OF YOU, I QUIT! shoots self
Suicide is hilarious!!!
I know right!
jumps off of a building
Rebecca: My husband is still out there. GET. THE. GUNS.
Clementine: Ok
shoots self
Carlos: Clementine, can you please watch Sarah? She's upstairs, just distract her and don't tell her anything.
Clementine: I'll take care of her
Clementine walks upstairs
Clementine Hey Sarah, Wanna play a game?
Sarah OHH BOII WHAT IS IT??
Clementine: shoots self
Sarah: THAT LOOKS LIKE FUN picks up gun and shoots self
Doug: Want to step outside, have a look around?
Lee: Ha, I'm not suicidal yet. -axes self-
[Sarahshootingherself.gif]
[Cut off Saritas arm] or [Kill walker]
Clementine: hits hatchet repeatedly over head.
Tis but a gaping skull wound
Clem: He protected me more than anyone else in my whole life. He died to keep me safe.
Sarah: But you're still here.
Clem: lol nope. Clementine snaps her own neck.
Nick: Wanna share a drink?
Clementine: takes drink
Nick: For Peter Joseph Randall the nic-
Clementine: kills herself with the drink
YES!
This is supposed to lighten the mood?
You win the internet xD
This Topic is Golden
That option already exists: it's called "Quit", from the main menu.
this only works if you read it in Morgan Freemans voice
Carver: Come out here, or I'll put a bullet in one of your friends head!
Clementine: NOPE! snaps own neck
Kenny: AHA! Jokes on you motherfucker!