Lighten the Mood! Add a "Canon Death" Option to every Major AND Minor Choice

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  • edited September 2014

    Buzzkill.

    That option already exists: it's called "Quit", from the main menu.

  • i could just simply beat those two until they can't hurt each other anymore,

  • edited September 2014

    Stranger: "You're a monster. You're a murderer and a thief and I'm going to hurt you so bad."

    Lee: Nope! kills self

    Matthew: are you guys a**holes? you don't look like a%^holes.

    Clementine: Jumps off bridge

    Luke: Clem! I'm okay! I'm just... stuck.

    Clementine: I'm not! off the bridge

    Andy: Get back here and finish this Lee!

    Lee: throws himself on the fence

    Andy: Uh... Lee?

    Carver: what's your name?

    Clementine: Crushes her head in the door

  • save Doug or Carley

    lol nope *proceeds to remove Doug from the window, and throws himself out to the walkers

  • OMG AHAHAHAHAHAH

    longlivelee posted: »

    please give me a kill yourself option for reading this thread..

  • edited September 2014

    enters the thread

    Alt text

    What the hell is going on here?

  • Great explanation, thank you.

    k

  • k

    fallandir posted: »

    enters the thread What the hell is going on here?

  • Random shit.

    fallandir posted: »

    enters the thread What the hell is going on here?

  • carley! throw me your gun! grabs mag and shoots self

    save Doug or Carley lol nope *proceeds to remove Doug from the window, and throws himself out to the walkers

  • ikr

    fallandir posted: »

    enters the thread What the hell is going on here?

  • edited September 2014

    EP3 S1

    Lee: aim for the head sweat-

    BANG!

    Lee: Goddamed!

    BANDITS ATTACK IN EP2

    Bandit we kil all of you!

    Clem comes out of nowhere happy

    Clem: ME FIRST! ME FIRST!

    EP2 S1

    Clem: Ben found some stickers in a-

    Lee shoot himself

    EP3 S1

    Omid: I'm Omid shoots himself

  • Lee: aims gun at dying duck

    Kenny: I should to this I'm the fa-

    Lee: Shut the fuck up! shoots Kenny then Duck and at last himself

    Clementine: comes out of nowhere with Ben and Chuck

    Ben: Oh jes-

    Clementine: Nein. shoots Ben and Chuck, then herself

  • Nick: "Everyone I grew up with... it all happened to them... now it's gonna happen to us."

    Clem: "You're right." Opens doors, lets walkers in

  • Brenda (holding Katjaa) : I don't wanna have to shoot you Lee!

    Lee: Okay. [Kill yourself]

  • Thanks!

    Cazabubu posted: »

    This Topic is Golden

  • still a better love story than twilight

    Lee: aims gun at dying duck Kenny: I should to this I'm the fa- Lee: Shut the fuck up! shoots Kenny then Duck and at last himself C

  • Sarah : We could be best friends!

    Clem : LOLNO -cut her arm off and start to punch herself with that-

  • Carver pushes Reggie off the roof

    Clementine: WAIT, I'M COMING WITH YOU jumps

    This thread is dark

  • This thread is golden.

    Crips posted: »

    Carver pushes Reggie off the roof Clementine: WAIT, I'M COMING WITH YOU jumps This thread is dark

  • S2 EP2

    [Sit with Luke] or [Sit with Kenny]

    Clem (looking between the two): I. Can't. Decide. stabs self with Matthew's knife

  • This thread is wonderful.

    Crips posted: »

    Carver pushes Reggie off the roof Clementine: WAIT, I'M COMING WITH YOU jumps This thread is dark

  • This has got to be my favorite so far.

    BlueShadiw posted: »

    Lee: Hey Ben. Ben: Hey Lee: See ya. Jumps off train Ben: Yeah ;(

  • edited September 2014

    S1 EP 5

    Ben falls of the balcony

    Kenny: Shit, Lee we gotta help him.

    Lee: I got this Kenny. jumps off building and lands on Ben


    Lee: JUMP!

    Omid: Are you kidding? I can't jump

    Lee: Fine, have it your way. CANNONBALLL jumps cannonball style

  • thread is love thread is life

    This thread is wonderful.

  • i would have taken that one, hardest choice EVER

    S2 EP2 [Sit with Luke] or [Sit with Kenny] Clem (looking between the two): I. Can't. Decide. stabs self with Matthew's knife

  • Carver: Killing one in order to save many is part of survival.

    Clementine: k. shoots herself

  • [Takes the gun off Vernon]

    Brie: No Vernon!

    Lee: * Shoots Himself *

  • lol, your post didn't get shit, but my comment got 2 likes, thats seems a bit unfair :P

    Lee: aims gun at dying duck Kenny: I should to this I'm the fa- Lee: Shut the fuck up! shoots Kenny then Duck and at last himself C

  • edited September 2014

    I hope in season 3 you get the option to kill yourself and then play as another character to continue the story and then make that character kill him or herself and then play as another character and then have that character kill him or herself and keep doing that so on until there are no more characters

  • Molly-Lee shoot this fucker!!!

    Lee-Lol no. Shoots himself

    Molly-Asshole.


    Lee-Then kill me you son of a bitch! Don't even fucking hesitate!

    Kenny-I'll do it!

    Lee-Nope, I will. Grabs bust of Dixon Kent III and smashes his head in.


    Vince holding his gun and deciding who to shoot

    Vince-I'll do it. Shoots chain off his foot.


    Cutting Lee's arm off

    Lee-Fuck it, we cut it off.

    Christa-Are you sure?

    Lee-Nope! Saws himself


    Luke-He wouldn't shoot a little girl.

    Clementine-I'd shoot me.Shoots herself

    Luke-Clem, what the fuck?!?!

  • In Shel's story:

    [Shoot Stephanie] [Shoot Roman] [Shoot Becca] [Shoot Self]

  • Lee holds a blood-soaked rag in front of Kenny on the train.

    Kenny: What's that?

    Lee: My blood. [Dies of blood loss].


    Sarah (holding gun): Okay, what do I do?

    Clem: ...

    Sarah (holding gun to head) : Bam!

    Clem: That looks fun. [Shoots self]

  • How have I gotten to a point where I find suicide funny?

  • You went on the Internet, that was your first mistake.

    How have I gotten to a point where I find suicide funny?

  • edited September 2014

    jumps off building and lands on Ben

    I died.

    remorse667 posted: »

    S1 EP 5 Ben falls of the balcony Kenny: Shit, Lee we gotta help him. Lee: I got this Kenny. jumps off building and lands on Ben

  • 'Silence is a valid option'.

    papai46 posted: »

    ...

  • Lee: Hmm... Pointy.

    Lee jumps on the pointy part of the fence

  • True.

    dojo32161 posted: »

    You went on the Internet, that was your first mistake.

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