Clementine: I'm itchy...
Kenny: Well, you slept in a barn, little lady. You're lucky you don't have spiders in your hair.
Clementine: … moreAh!
Kenny: But I bet your daddy scared 'em all away-..
Lee's eyes are gone and his mouth & eye sockets are full of spiders.
Molly-Lee shoot this fucker!!!
Lee-Lol no. Shoots himself
Molly-Asshole.
Lee-Then kill me you son of a bitch! Don't even fucking … morehesitate!
Kenny-I'll do it!
Lee-Nope, I will. Grabs bust of Dixon Kent III and smashes his head in.
Vince holding his gun and deciding who to shoot
Vince-I'll do it. Shoots chain off his foot.
Cutting Lee's arm off
Lee-Fuck it, we cut it off.
Christa-Are you sure?
Lee-Nope! Saws himself
Luke-He wouldn't shoot a little girl.
Clementine-I'd shoot me.Shoots herself
Luke-Clem, what the fuck?!?!
Molly "Listen, I gtg, see ya"
Clem starts crying, after Lee telling her, her parents are dead.
Vernon arguing with Lee saying he's not a good guardian
Lee: [Kill Yourself]
whoop my bad, let me make a new one.
The stranger watches Lee as he digs the zombie boy's grave...* Lee notices * The stranger starts to … morerun away!
Lee: "You come back here I'll kill you, you understand, I'll kill you!" [smashes face in with shovel]
Little did the stranger know Lee was talking to himself.
Comments
Lilly: I'm a murder? You had lee with you all this time!
Kenny: what are you talking about?
Lilly: he's killed before.
Kenny: lee, is that true?
Lee: COVER BLOWNEN shoots himself
Clementine: I'm itchy...
Kenny: Well, you slept in a barn, little lady. You're lucky you don't have spiders in your hair.
Clementine: Ah!
Kenny: But I bet your daddy scared 'em all away-..
Lee's eyes are gone and his mouth & eye sockets are full of spiders.
I would like to thank the acadamy!
Lee: You want to get violent, you old fuck?! Well get violent with me, because its ME before ANYONE ELSE IN HERE!
Takes Carley's gun and shoots self
[Tell Jane to help Sarah] or [Help Jane]
Jumps off balcony
"Well, I reckon you didn't do it."
Lee repeatedly bashes his head on the window
[Leave me] [Shoot me]
Clem: Sorry, Lee. I... I just can't. Shoots herself
Shawn Green: Lee, help me!
Lee: I WILL I WILL Lee hops on the tractor and runs over Shawn
LOL. That Vince one tho..
OP you should find the funniest ones.
Lee: "Hey Ben."
Ben: "Yeah?"
Lee: "See Ya."
[Jumps off Train]
Clem: "Your coming with me"
Pete: "Heh why? To die a couple of hours later from now?"
Clem: "Your right , Hey walkers were right here"
(Gets devoured)
Eddie: Who's going to go outside?... Rock, Paper, Scissors?
Wyatt: No, You...[Shoots Self]
Wow, great minds think alike.
I posted that a few pages back XD
S1E2?
Lee: (Has to decide who eats and who doesn't)
Lee: (Slits throat with beef jerky)
Molly "Listen, I gtg, see ya"
Clem starts crying, after Lee telling her, her parents are dead.
Vernon arguing with Lee saying he's not a good guardian
Lee: [Kill Yourself]
whoop my bad, let me make a new one.
The stranger watches Lee as he digs the zombie boy's grave...* Lee notices * The stranger starts to run away!
Lee: "You come back here I'll kill you, you understand, I'll kill you!" [smashes face in with shovel]
Little did the stranger know Lee was talking to himself.
Lol?
Lee: hey clementine.
Clementine: yeah Lee?
Lee: snaps his neck
Duck: You're the world's greatest detective, and I can be Dick Grayson, your ward!
Lee: ...
Duck: That's Rob-
Lee: bashes own head in with walkie talkie
Lee: You have to shoot me, honey.
Clem: Lee, no...
Lee: [Shoots Self]
From the scene where you beat Molly down in S1E4.
Lee sitting on top of Molly with gun pressed to her forehead.
Molly: "You're...not from Crawford."
Lee: Lifts gun to his head and shoots himself.
S1 EP 3
[Help Omid onto the train] [Help Christa onto the train]
Lee: LOL, NOPE Lee roundhouse kicks Omid and punches Christa in the face
S1 EP 1
Lee: Hey Shawn, need a hand?
Shawn: Sure, if you..
Lee saws his hand off
Lee: Here you go! passes out
Larry Collapses...
Kenny: Lee, you GOTTA have my back on this one!
Lilly: Lee, I NEED you!
Lee: ... [Drops Saltlick on own head]
I'll just leave this here...
Thanks XD
I loved that part.
Hey Ben...
See ya.
Jumps off the train
[Sit with Kenny] or [Sit with Luke]
Clementine: Fuck it. [Kill myself]
Hershel: GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!
Shoots self
-Lee in Clem's backyard
Lee: Anybody up there?
Clem: [Drop brick on Lee]
Shawn: Lee, help me!
Lee: OK! OK!
Lee grabs Duck and throws him at the walkers
Shawn: That was a close one.. thanks!
When we first met the group at the drugstore
Kenny: Lee, what are we going to do about this guy?
Lee: You mean what you're going to do about this guy?
Lee breaks door open, lets walkers in
Mike: I can't take this shit anymore.
Clem: Me neither. Shoots self
-
Luke: You really think he'd shoot a little girl?
Clem: I'd shoot me. Shoots self
-
Jane: Clem, we have to go!
Clem: lol no feeds self to walkers
Lee: What is it Clem?
Clem: I have to pee.
Lee runs outside into the Walker herd
Kenny: Lee... What the fck, man!?
Clementine: Please be lucky ..
Lee runs into the electric fence
I already posted this alternative choice bro! XD But it's still awesome.
Wtf, this is so morbid but so hilarious! Good thread bro!
"Bam"
Lee: Oh my God, I have to stop Clementine from eating Marks legs!
Lee runs down the stairs and into the dining room
Lee: Clementine!
Lee is too late
Clementine: What is it Lee?!
Lee: .... Shoots self