When we first met the group at the drugstore
Kenny: Lee, what are we going to do about this guy?
Lee: You mean what you're going to do about this guy?
Lee breaks door open, lets walkers in
"Well, I reckon you didn't do it."
Lee repeatedly bashes his head on the window
[Leave me] [Shoot me]
Clem: Sorry, Lee. I... I just can't. Shoots herself
Clem: There are people out there who are scared, who don't know what to do. You can be helping them, but instead you just sitting in the dark tent... feeling sorry for yourself!
Kenny: The hell you know Clememtine...
Clem: [Shoot herself]
S2E2
Walter: They say the world is over, but I'll tell you a secret: it's not. People are more political now than they ever were before blahblah...
Clem: [Shoot herself]
S2E2
Carver: What's your name, little girl?
Clem: [Grab the knife and stab herself]
S1E4
Molly's struggling with the walkers around her
Molly: Lee, help! Shoot these bastards...
Lee: [Shoot himself]
I'm not good at this... But Jesus, how come I find fun in talking about suicide!
S2E1
Sam's struggling
Clem: I'm sorry, Sam.
Stab herself
S1E3
Carley: You should tell people about your past
Lee jumps off… more the passage
S2E4
Clem: There are people out there who are scared, who don't know what to do. You can be helping them, but instead you just sitting in the dark tent... feeling sorry for yourself!
Kenny: The hell you know Clememtine...
Clem: [Shoot herself]
S2E2
Walter: They say the world is over, but I'll tell you a secret: it's not. People are more political now than they ever were before blahblah...
Clem: [Shoot herself]
S2E2
Carver: What's your name, little girl?
Clem: [Grab the knife and stab herself]
S1E4
Molly's struggling with the walkers around her
Molly: Lee, help! Shoot these bastards...
Lee: [Shoot himself]
I'm not good at this... But Jesus, how come I find fun in talking about suicide!
The key is to look at it from a cartoonish perspective..
like this one that has been posted like two or three times
Lee: Hey Ben
Ben: Hey!
Lee: See ya jumps off train
Ben: Yeah ...
Damn you, gauntlet114. I'm playing both seasons over again, and now its hard to take seriously because I just keep thinking of hilarious [kill yourself] scenarios the whole time.
Arvo: I'm not going to shoot! I don't want to shoot anyone, especially...«speaking russian» ...a little girl.
[kill yourself]
Clementi… morene: I don't believe you. Here, let me save us both alot of trouble.
Clem snatches Arvo's revolver and shoots herself in the chest.
Episode 1:
Irene: "I know it's the bite that turns you into a zombie! It happened to my boyfriend!"
Glenn: "You have a boyfriend?"
Lee: "Yeah, wtf"
*Lee shoots himself. Glenn shoots himself too. *
Comments
choose to cover Luke
points the gun at herself and shoots
lol, I like that one.
Choose to Cover Luke Help Luke
Bonnie: Clementine, go help him!
Clementine: NOPE, FUCK YOU BONNIE
Clementine jumps repeatedly on the ice until it breaks
203
Mike: i gotta let you go!
Clem: hey Mike
Mike: yeah?
Clem: see ya.. falls down
205
Mike: just give me the gun
Clem: hell no shoots self
205
Bonnie: good thing you got that cool jacket of yours
Clem: shoots self
....
when fighting with russians
Luke: we cant just sit here not doing anything .... you have to distra-
Clem: youre right shoots self
Sorry these werent funny im not so good with that stuff...
Thanks
I wanted to do the cop one...beat me to it
Sorry, I couldn't be bothered checking through the other 7 pages , I'll be more careful from now on
"Lee did those men have to die?"
"Nope , neither did I!" Shoots self
Kenny-'Go on you don't need to see this'
Clem-Your right.
Clem takes the crowbar and smashes her face.
Walter: Oh my- wait that's Matthew's knife!
Lee: you have to shoot me ho-
Killed yourself
Goddamned Clementine
I can't tell if you're being sarcastic... lol I meant no offense really I didn't! ;A;
S2E1
Sam's struggling
Clem: I'm sorry, Sam.
Stab herself
S1E3
Carley: You should tell people about your past
Lee jumps off the passage
S2E4
Clem: There are people out there who are scared, who don't know what to do. You can be helping them, but instead you just sitting in the dark tent... feeling sorry for yourself!
Kenny: The hell you know Clememtine...
Clem: [Shoot herself]
S2E2
Walter: They say the world is over, but I'll tell you a secret: it's not. People are more political now than they ever were before blahblah...
Clem: [Shoot herself]
S2E2
Carver: What's your name, little girl?
Clem: [Grab the knife and stab herself]
S1E4
Molly's struggling with the walkers around her
Molly: Lee, help! Shoot these bastards...
Lee: [Shoot himself]
I'm not good at this... But Jesus, how come I find fun in talking about suicide!
The key is to look at it from a cartoonish perspective..
like this one that has been posted like two or three times
Lee: Hey Ben
Ben: Hey!
Lee: See ya jumps off train
Ben: Yeah ...
Thanks for the advice! I saw the post, and laught my ass off!
Arvo: I'm not going to shoot! I don't want to shoot anyone, especially...«speaking russian» ...a little girl.
[kill yourself]
Clementine: I don't believe you. Here, let me save us both alot of trouble.
Clem snatches Arvo's revolver and shoots herself in the chest.
Damn you, gauntlet114. I'm playing both seasons over again, and now its hard to take seriously because I just keep thinking of hilarious [kill yourself] scenarios the whole time.
Lol this thread is gold. Full of laughs.
Jane offers Clem some rum
Clem:...no thanks
Clem shoots herself
Mike: Clem...just give me the gun
Clem:...no
Clem shoots herself
Patricia: Please...we won't make it one more night out here...
Clem:...I'll let Jane handle this
Clem shoots herself
'Dying is a vaild option'
Omid: My cat will be pissed.
Lee: Like this? [Hit himself with the wrench]
Lee: Where's your hat Clem?
Clem: I don't know. Could you find it for me?
Lee shoots himself
Clem (angry face): LEE!
David Parker: NO, NO! Please! No more, LEE!
Lee: You're right, I can't do this anymore. [Axe himself for once]
Travis: No, man! Hold on! My dad served in the Special Forces, I know what to do!
Lee: ...I'd rather die. [Axe himself repeatly]
Nate: What do you say, Russ? Should we just kill these folks and take all of their stuff?
Russell: Don't hurt them, take mine! [Shoot himself]
Nate: Shit! I told you don't be mad!
Leland (flirting): Snake tongue or lobster claws?
Bonnie: [Hit her head onto the ground repeatly]
Leland: Dee? Dee?! Oh Jesus Bonnie what happened?
Bonnie: Like this.[Hit her head with the iron bar]
Kenny (talking about "Larry situation"): We're going to find Clementine, with or without you!
Lee: Then I'm fucking thankful to you! [Grab the statue and hit his head]
Lee (notice himself bittern): No, no, no, no!
Christa: Lee? Where are you, Lee?
Lee: Shit. Can't decide to tell them or not. [Shoot himself]
Lee: Clementine it's missing. We need to find her.
Christa: You can't do this alone, Lee. We'll go with you.
Lee: You're right, that's too dangerous. You're Clem's chance now. [Shoot himself]
Kenny: Lee, you know I care about Clementine, and I'm a Christian man. But blahblahblah...
Lee: Go fuck yourself Kenny! [Shoot himself in anger]
Edith: We'll take the kids...but only the kids.
Clem: So it means you get places for two? Thank you.[Shoot herself]
Kenny: I gonna punch the first son of bitch I meet, grab his gun and blahblahblah...
Clem: We're dead.[Cut her neck open with the sharp]
Kenny: Sarita, please forgive me. I can't blahblahblah... (it's hard for me to remember the exact words...)
Clem: Hey, Kenny...
Kenny looks up with an angry face
Clem: See ya. [Shoot herself]
Sit with Luke or Sit with Kenny
[Kill yourself]
Luke and Clem encounter with Matthew
Nick shoots Matthew
Carlos: What happened? Are you guys alright?
Clementine: Nick shot a guy.. like this!
Clementine shoots herself in the neck, and falls off the bridge
Luke: Yeah, like that!
Carlos: Luke, Nick is becoming a danger to the group!
This thread reminds me of this video XD
SEASON 2 EP 1
Clementine stumbles upon a dying man which turned out to be one the bandits that separated her & Christa.
Victor: Please... Water..
Clementine: Oh, now you need help?
Clementine takes the bottle of water and shoves it down Victor's throat. Suffocating him.
Indeed!
Kenny: Hey, Lee, you know how to pick a lock, right?
Lee: Of course I do! repeatedly bashes own head on lock
Kenny: shakes head Urbans.
Lee: (walking up to bandits)
Lee: We can work out a deal here!
Bandit: Alright, I'm listenin'.
Lee: We took one bag back, so here's one man for that. Fair deal?
Lee: (Shoots himself)
Ben: Lee, we both know.
Lee: You're right.
Lee: (jumps down with Ben)
Carver: Weakness...incompetence...it puts us all at risk.
Clem: I'm the weakest here...
Carver: I mean as in menta- what the fuck?
Clem: (jumps down next to Reggie)
[Save doug] [Save carely]
Hmmmm tough one...
Jumps out the window and gets eaten
This thread turned out better than I'd hoped!
Stranger: I'm gonna hurt you soooo bad.
Lee: Bitch, this is how you hurt someone [strangles himself with one hand]
I just think of another way to lighten the mood: add a "shall I just shoot you and take all of your stuff?" everywhere.
lee: and also...
Clem: what?
Lee: Just shoot me and take all of my stuff.
Kenny: Clem... you made the right choice.
Clem: Shall I shoot you again and just take all of your stuff?
Well, at least now he's literally Deadpool LOL
OMG hahahahh
(Carlos gets eaten)
DADDDDD!!!!!
(Clem axes herself)
CLEMMMM!!!!!!
SEASON 1 EPISODE 4
Molly: LEE! SHOOT THIS FUCKER...
Lee turns around shoots Ben in the head
Season 1 episode 1
Lilly: I think it's gonna be ok
Lee: LOL NO [Shoots self]
Clem: "Is anybody there"
Are you Ok? How old are you? Where are you? Kill yourself.
Kenny: What? Lose your taste for this sort of thing?
Clem: I've lost my taste for a lot of things.
Clem shoots herself
Episode 1:
Irene: "I know it's the bite that turns you into a zombie! It happened to my boyfriend!"
Glenn: "You have a boyfriend?"
Lee: "Yeah, wtf"
*Lee shoots himself. Glenn shoots himself too. *
Wow. That one actually would have been a powerful last choice (not to say the other ones weren't).