A thread for Contest: Accuse Guybrush Threepwood of wrongdoing!

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• m0r1arty

  July 2009 edited July 2009

  That supposed two-bit pirate Eyebrow Weepgood made me learn blasted Monkey Combat™

  
  Vote at this link please.
  
  Monkey Combat is a darned annoying thing and should at least be noted as being a mistake (if even through humour).
  
  -m0r
• Lil' Jack Crowley

  July 2009 edited July 2009

  He rudely entered my bonsai tree plantation during my meditation quipping loudly as he examined every single thing around. My chi was completely off balance for weeks! And I swear I've been missing my concave cutter and a roll of copper wire ever since!
  
  http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/400
• KEBSD

  July 2009 edited July 2009

  "Baydust Breepdood ate my dinner and told me I didn't need it because "I was the second biggest pirate" he'd ever seen!"
  
  http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/412
  
  Eh... don't have anything to say other than if you think it's funny, then vote for it =D
• Irishmile

  July 2009 edited July 2009

  Meh maybe not the most original but at least my link ends in 333.
  
  "He shaved my monkey...... and my wife's face."
  
  and LOL nobody is going to vote on other peoples....
  http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/333
• ivan11111

  July 2009 edited July 2009

  Vote for mine!!
  "He sold me these not-so-fine leather Jackets!"
  
  http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/425
• KEBSD

  July 2009 edited July 2009

  ivan11111 wrote: »

  Vote for mine!!
  "He sold me these not-so-fine leather Jackets!"
  
  http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/425

  
  Winner!
• Gman5852

  July 2009 edited July 2009

  heres mine http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/388
  I accedently clicked submit before I was done typing though, I was going to put what was submitted by me, but then add sea shells sea shells by the sea shore, but oh well. I guesss what was put, can still act as smewhat decent entry.
• tgeorgic

  July 2009 edited July 2009

  He tried to touch my monkey.

  
  http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/395
• plrichard

  July 2009 edited July 2009

  "He forced me to ask him about Loom over and over and over!"
  
  http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/430
  
  Just...just do it. Because you love LOOM.
• Eduardo

  July 2009 edited July 2009

  Irishmile wrote: »

  and LOL nobody is going to vote on other peoples....
  http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/333

  
  I will be fair and vote the ones I find funny...
  
  Speaking of that, I should post mine, which is awful...
  
  http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/345

  This so-called Mighty Pirate's (tm) so-called Mighty Beard is an offense to all members of the Guild of Extraordinary Bearded Pirates, which I represent!

  
  Oh, and something that I found in the rules:

  You may also submit only one line of dialogue with your entry. Lines of dialogue in excess of 25 words will not be acceptable.
• thin029

  July 2009 edited July 2009

  KEBSD wrote: »

  Winner!

  
  Quoted for truth
• hansschmucker

  July 2009 edited July 2009

  Not very subtle, but I couldn't resist:
  
  "He stole some of my hair and created an army of clones!"
  http://www.telltalegames.com/monkeyisland/contest/entry/449
• Astro Gnocci

  July 2009 edited July 2009

  This man ruined monkey island !
  
  http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/437
  
  couldn't resist
• Ignatius

  July 2009 edited July 2009

  I speak on behalf of the STVGF (Save The Volcano Gods Foundation), and accuse mr. Treftweed of poisoning attempt.

  
  http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/458
  
  Its really hard when your english sucks. (Not to say your creativity)
• Lena_P

  July 2009 edited July 2009

  http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/476
  
  I have had debilitating lower back pain ever since Mr. Threepwood stole my "unmentionables" to make monkey parachutes.
• 3headed10tacle

  July 2009 edited July 2009

  "He sold me these not-so-fine leather Jackets!"
  
  if you could see my big grin from one cheek to the other right now
  
  here is mine:
  "He made me go the sword master over and over again...i love him for that!"
  http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/493
• Zachspyfox033

  July 2009 edited July 2009

  http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/495
  
  He won't stop talking to himself about things he looks at.
• ivan11111

  July 2009 edited July 2009

  3headed10tacle wrote: »

  "He sold me these not-so-fine leather Jackets!"
  
  if you could see my big grin from one cheek to the other right now

  
  Make sure you vote then!! http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/425
• Tim

  July 2009 edited July 2009

  He's the guy who brushed aside three pounds of wood! MY PRECIOUS OAK WOOD!

  
  http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/504
  
  Yes, lame. Sleep soon? Also. ^.^
  
  I've seen a few that made me grin, so assume I'm going to wait a bit before voting myself
• stemot

  July 2009 edited July 2009

  He stiffened my monkey and refused to fix it:-
  
  http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/502
• Mike Haley

  July 2009 edited July 2009

  I wrote up a bunch beforehand, and posted the first one on the list. Hopefully, I can post some of my better ideas in the weeks to come. I would share them here, but someone else might use them.
  
  "Just as the winds finally changed, he sailed away in the ONLY seaworthy ship."
  
  This one is not intentionally funny, but it raises a good point.

  Guybrush left the other pirates on Flotsam Island without any other means of escape.
• Tim

  July 2009 edited July 2009

  stemot wrote: »

  He stiffened my monkey and refused to fix it:-
  
  http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/502

  
  Never mind, voted. For some reason I find that evenly disturbing as interesting, how they could possibly work that one out. MAKE THEM DO IT!
• Olegdr

  July 2009 edited July 2009

  "...And then he told them to just cancel it and make more "Star Wars" games instead!"
  
  http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/511
• Kaladron

  July 2009 edited July 2009

  He bid my dung and now I can'd speak righd!
• lawrencek

  July 2009 edited July 2009

  "He is a great man! He helped make this island a better place then it ever had been!... Wait, you said Guybrush Threepwood? Oh, don't even get me started!!!..."
  
  http://www.telltalegames.com/monkeyisland/contest/entry/497
  
  I hope I can come up with better stuff though! If only I was actually a comedian, this would be so much easier lol!
• JOSHBOX

  July 2009 edited July 2009

  He made me spend more than $20 on a video game!
• Tim

  July 2009 edited July 2009

  JOSHBOX wrote: »

  He made me spend more than $20 on a video game!

  
  .. At least three times! :O
• splash1

  July 2009 edited July 2009

  "He took my job! And my burritos! Which is odd because I can't stand Mexican food...
  
  Vote for me! PLEEEEASSSEE!!!
• shnaa

  July 2009 edited July 2009

  He sunk my battleship!
  
  http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/555
• shnaa

  July 2009 edited July 2009

  Ah, wait, looks like someone else beat me to it. Well, great minds yadda yadda...
• Welshy

  July 2009 edited July 2009

  He took me clothes, me boots and me boatercycle!!
• MrAmbulanceDriver

  July 2009 edited July 2009

  He spoiled the end of the Harry Potter book I was reading! And I don't think he can even read!
  
  http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/564
  
  Do it because I'm sure some of you know the feeling of having something spoiled. And also It would be pretty cool/nice of you.
• Leak

  July 2009 edited July 2009

  He made me pay 34.95 pieces of eight for five promised exciting stories - and then the scoundrel dragged them out to one a month!
  
  
  
  np: Moritz Von Oswald Trio - Patterns 2 (Vertical Ascent)
• SHODANFreeman

  July 2009 edited July 2009

  http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/571
  

  He traumatized my poor monkey by keeping him in his pants for weeks!

  
  Vote for me, wooooo
• maul_inc

  July 2009 edited July 2009

  He Stole my Monocle so I lost my way and fell in with Very bad Ghost Zombie Demon company!
  http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/570
  
  Vote for me!!
• onemanandhisdroid

  July 2009 edited July 2009

  He dumped me on this stinkin' island with nothing but a chest of hopes all crushed, a haul of bogus doubloons and a barrel of these stinkin' banana chocolates!

  
  http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/574
  
  *puts on Bambi eyes and tastes like chicken!*
  
  

  Leak wrote: »

  He made me pay 34.95 pieces of eight for five promised exciting stories - and then the scoundrel dragged them out to one a month!

  
  Got mine.
• bigdondoo

  July 2009 edited July 2009

  http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/553
  
  He made me forget what I was going to write here.
• thatdude98

  July 2009 edited July 2009

  http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/576
  
  pleaaaaaase vote for me?
  
  That blasted wannabe pirate! He challenged me to insult cock fighting... and won!
• Bagge

  July 2009 edited July 2009

  He left my monkey head wide open and ran off with the key.
• Scapetti

  July 2009 edited July 2009

  I caught him going through my lingerie, TWICE! In the same day!