What would you say?

If you(as yourself) got to say one thing to some of the characters, what would it be? Mine:

Clementine: Never give up Clem, I know you can make it.

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  • Bonnie: I hope you're freezing to death you evil little ginger.

    Clementine: Jesus, fucking smile, kid and take that ugly jacket off. I'd rather freeze to death than be caught wearing that thing

    Nate: Wanna tear it up?

    Mike: Shoot in the face

    Arvo while crying: Grow up ya pussy kicks Arvo

    Kenny (After Luke's Death):The only time he got "real lucky" is when he got to tap Bonnie and Jane

    Brenda St. John: Holy shit! Aren't you Wendy? Bring back the Baconator!

    Vince: I heard about what you did for your brother... I would have done the same

    Most of these are jokes and some are serious

  • Kenny: Grow the fuck up.

  • To Nick: don't leave the trailer when you're with sarah and luke

  • Lee: I have something to tell you, search the rubbish first.

    Clementine: Hold onto your humanity, that’s what is going to get you through this.

    Luke: Don’t even think about walking on that lake. I can tell you’re thinking about it, don’t even dare!

    Sarah: Just stay inside with Rebecca and Kenny and then later I’m going to slap you until you grow up!

    Kenny: Hey! Kenny please can you just stop bossing everyone around for just one second and listen to what people have to say! Kenny,
    please for god’s sake listen to me!

    Nick: Just wait for a signal. Yes, wait for a s i g n a l. Just don’t shoot anybody.

    Carlos: I have an idea, tell Carver where Rebecca is, you’re going to get caught anyway.

    Jane: Please just don’t get lost in thought again, in other words don’t have sex you primitive idiot.

    Arvo: Don’t worry, I’m coming to kill you. pulls out knife See? Now you’re gonna die!

    Bonnie: I can tell you’re working with Carver, just don’t do it. You’ll regret it later, trust me.

  • Clementine: What are we doing George?

    ME: I'm Trying To TEACH YOU THINGS. STUFF THINGS.

    Clementine: Is that what your doing....

    ME: Scoff, oh your sass, makes me want to drink today.

    Clementine: We are all out of JD, Kenny drank the last bottle.

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    Kenny: Leave her alone. She is not anyone's possession, least of all yours.

  • Kenny: I love you so damn much

  • Bonnie: How's the Seaweed?

  • Seaweed grows in frozen lakes now, does it?

    Bonnie: How's the Seaweed?

  • Apparently?

    Flog61 posted: »

    Seaweed grows in frozen lakes now, does it?

  • edited February 2015

    I searched it up and it does....only some

    Flog61 posted: »

    Seaweed grows in frozen lakes now, does it?

  • ...in FROZEN lakes?

    I searched it up and it does....only some

  • Frozen seaweed, it's good for the soul.

    Flog61 posted: »

    ...in FROZEN lakes?

  • Right...

    Frozen seaweed, it's good for the soul.

  • It was sarcasm.....

    Flog61 posted: »

    Right...

  • edited February 2015

    Man, I want whatever weed you're smoking.

    Frozen seaweed, it's good for the soul.

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    Man, I want whatever weed you're smoking.

  • edited February 2015

    So many dot-dot-dots.............

    It was sarcasm.....

  • Like this?Alt text

    Flog61 posted: »

    So many dot-dot-dots.............

  • edited February 2015

    Me: Hey Lee, when you meet a guy named Kenny, kill him.

    Lee: Wha...

    Me: Look, you're the only one that can stop his bloodlust murderboner before it starts. You want to save lives don't you?

    Lee: I guess...

    Me: Ok then. Now, here's a gun with a lot of bullets. Cause that fucker will get lucky.

    Lee: Real lucky?

    Me: Shut the fuck up, Lee. Oh yeah! Almost forgot... Don't just reach down to pick anything up without observing the obvious blind spot a walker is no doubt hiding. It'll save a lot of tears.

    [Lee later goes on to slay the evil Kenny in front of his ho and dumbass child]

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  • To Jane: You're criticizing people for not leaving the past behind, but you're the one who never shuts up about her dead sister. Hypocrite.

  • Hey Clem...pulls out that can of peaches...striking resemblance..

    Clem: >:(

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    Clementine: You're the best,don't forget that.

    Sarah: Get the fuck off the balcony, why are you even there?

    Luke: Meh

    Jane: Upset? You're fucking crazy!

    Kenny: Calm the fuck down.

    Mike: I don't care.

    Arvo: Just die

    Bonnie: I don't regret leaving you in the icy waters.

    Alvin and Walter: Clementine looks nothing like that wannabe bitch on the can.

    Reggie: Pet me and you'll find yourself smashed to the ground, i'm warning you.

    Omid: Hi I'm Omid

    Lee: Stay away from any malicious looking trash bins.

  • When comes the part where you give him a blowjob?

    Kenny: I love you so damn much

  • "Murderboner"? Ugh Two Best Friends trash

    Me: Hey Lee, when you meet a guy named Kenny, kill him. Lee: Wha... Me: Look, you're the only one that can stop his bloodlust murderbo

  • Later.

    almighty posted: »

    When comes the part where you give him a blowjob?

  • "One man's trash is another man's treasure."

    I'd suggest PewDiePie if you like Kenny, or annoying lets players that love using rape as a joke and screaming obnoxious noises at everything as his comedic content. He may be more your speed.

    Clemenem posted: »

    "Murderboner"? Ugh Two Best Friends trash

  • Insightful comment there and Fuck no PewDiePie would make my patience explode and being mixed in with his "bros" is something I have too much self respect to do. But I have many good reasons to dislike Two Best Friends and their trolling of Kenny is an after thought when it comes to their immaturity, shitty and unfunny commentary and their cash whore- ism

    "One man's trash is another man's treasure." I'd suggest PewDiePie if you like Kenny, or annoying lets players that love using rape as a joke and screaming obnoxious noises at everything as his comedic content. He may be more your speed.

  • Luke: Stay away from ice lakes, if you're ever put in the situation where you have to walk over one then don't do it. Also, I love youuu;3

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    Luke: Can you please resuscitate?

    Clem: Never die, please.

  • OH MY GOD, i know. I mean i been on some bad dates, and that felt like one of the worst ones. TINDER I BLAME U.

    To Jane: You're criticizing people for not leaving the past behind, but you're the one who never shuts up about her dead sister. Hypocrite.

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    CrazyGeorge posted: »

    OH MY GOD, i know. I mean i been on some bad dates, and that felt like one of the worst ones. TINDER I BLAME U.

  • So you're basing an entire channel's content on two connected let's plays? Doesn't seem too mature, honestly.

    Clemenem posted: »

    Insightful comment there and Fuck no PewDiePie would make my patience explode and being mixed in with his "bros" is something I have too muc

  • I thought that maybe all of the crappy commentary was because its TWD and there isn't a lot going on gameplay wise so I checked out the one they did The Fighter Within on the Kinect and even the title of the video screams immaturity. After that it was more than enough for me, I'm not going to constantly watch something that I don't like just to say negative things about them. I'm not like DSP's haters its all they do is make multiple hour montages of him failing at games. Can you say no life?

    So you're basing an entire channel's content on two connected let's plays? Doesn't seem too mature, honestly.

  • Kenny: slow down, take a deep breath & take a second to think things through.

  • I checked out the one they did The Fighter Within on the Kinect and even the title of the video screams immaturity

    Did you watch the video? Probably not. Cause if you had, you'd know the reason the subtitle is KINECT, GO DIE. It's because the Kinect kept recording them and capturing random moments which was distracting. So as a joke, Matt said "Kinect, go home" at that point Pat said "Kinect, go die."

    The joke, of course, is that the Kinect is shit and so was The Fighter Within.

    Clemenem posted: »

    I thought that maybe all of the crappy commentary was because its TWD and there isn't a lot going on gameplay wise so I checked out the one

  • Obama actually said Global Warming is a bigger threat than ISIS. I think to myself everyday, i gave six years of my life to rebuilding that country, just to watch it burn. I wash my hands with everything now.

  • That is honestly not a surprise, remember, this is a guy who called ISIS the J.V. team, said al-Qaeda was decimated, and propped up Yemen as a success story. It's truly appalling to see what's going on in the Middle East, I commend you and thank you for your years of service.

    CrazyGeorge posted: »

    Obama actually said Global Warming is a bigger threat than ISIS. I think to myself everyday, i gave six years of my life to rebuilding that country, just to watch it burn. I wash my hands with everything now.

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