"The Walking Realism" (Funny Stupid Non-Realism walking dead logic topic)

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  • Kenny's survival back in Savannah doesn't deserve an explanation because of realism.

    Wow, you guys are getting REALLY anal about this.

    Bokor posted: »

    Christa will never come back because of realism. Kenny's survival back in Savannah doesn't deserve an explanation because of realism.

  • Did I hurt your feelings? 'Realism' was quite literally the explanation used for why Christa's fate won't be resolved - I'm pointing out the double standard that's a hallmark of Season 2's sub-par writing.

    Kenny's survival back in Savannah doesn't deserve an explanation because of realism. Wow, you guys are getting REALLY anal about this.

  • The realism comic slide you made was good you gonna make another @Lilacsbloom

    Lilacsbloom posted: »

    Heh....heheheh....BWAHA, BWAHAHAHAHA! Gimme an hour.

  • Yes :) I've got some more made, I'll post them tomorrow hopefully.

    Lehfeels posted: »

    The realism comic slide you made was good you gonna make another @Lilacsbloom

  • Had some sick moves just beforehand though.

    Harpadarpa posted: »

    I dunno how well that would do, but then again, he didn't last long.

  • How many tries did she get? I think eventually, so long as her first instinct was to kick, instead of shoulder ram, she would've gotten it eventually.

    Bokor posted: »

    With the right technique How To Kick Down A Trailer Door by Clementine

  • The badass responsible for the most kickass scene in the game is a dying cripple. Huh.

    Had some sick moves just beforehand though.

  • But we're talking about someone who is already fucking badass, before the cut, and someone who is running on almost pure adrenaline. Adrenaline is fucking crazy sometimes, man.

    Deltino posted: »

    How about how he continues to do all kinds of strenuous activities afterwards without getting overly winded or out of energy He climbs a

  • She took 2 kicks (the 2nd being the strongest).

    Harpadarpa posted: »

    How many tries did she get? I think eventually, so long as her first instinct was to kick, instead of shoulder ram, she would've gotten it eventually.

  • Well then it was luck she got it so fast. I can't say that this luck was too too unbelievable, compared to some of the other shit they tried to slip by us.

    She took 2 kicks (the 2nd being the strongest).

  • Realism!

    Harpadarpa posted: »

    The badass responsible for the most kickass scene in the game is a dying cripple. Huh.

  • lol nice

    Realism!

  • I think trailer doors are commonly weak.

    Harpadarpa posted: »

    Well then it was luck she got it so fast. I can't say that this luck was too too unbelievable, compared to some of the other shit they tried to slip by us.

  • Do you reckon it'll be acceptable if I rang up a trailer park and inquired for the opportunity to kick in their trailer doors.

    I need a practical experiment, because at the moment this is all just theoretical to me.

    Harpadarpa posted: »

    It was a trailer. As an 11 year old, with the right technique, just about anybody could kick down a trailer door. It would take quite a few tries, but still. You could.

  • True. When I was younger, my 6 or 7 year old brother almost broke the door down on our trailer. Only the 4-5 year old me pressing against it kept it from breaking.

    I think trailer doors are commonly weak.

  • Not to me. It's definite. I've seen smaller and weaker people than Clementine almost break down trailer doors. As I said to Megan above.

    Do you reckon it'll be acceptable if I rang up a trailer park and inquired for the opportunity to kick in their trailer doors. I need a practical experiment, because at the moment this is all just theoretical to me.

  • lolno.

    Out of this entire thread, Kenny's survival is literally the only thing that really bugged me.

    Kenny's survival back in Savannah doesn't deserve an explanation because of realism. Wow, you guys are getting REALLY anal about this.

  • I think Clem should of Dragon Kicked that shit in. Like you say, since weaker people can kick them in that style kick would be unnecessary, but Season 2 would of gained +1000 respect points.

    Harpadarpa posted: »

    Not to me. It's definite. I've seen smaller and weaker people than Clementine almost break down trailer doors. As I said to Megan above.

  • Season 3:

    "CHRISTA!?"

    (Christa has large beard) "Hello Clem?"

    "How did you survive the ambush back in the woods?"

    "I got lucky... real lucky".

    Yeah, we get really anal about this sort of thing :)

    Kenny's survival back in Savannah doesn't deserve an explanation because of realism. Wow, you guys are getting REALLY anal about this.

  • edited February 2015

    Lee cuts his arm off and manages to open a door with his amputated arm.

    Realism

  • Rather than mow down the cabin group on the spot with his AK to save time. Carver decides to give the group a farewell speech like a cliche bond bond villain before being foiled.

    cuz Realism yo

  • Kenny can dodge an AK-47 bullet.

    REALISMMMMM

  • Push Andy into an electric fence, he survives

    Kick him into the same fence instead, he dies

    Realism

  • A legless Mark crawling on the ground floor to reiterate that we just ate him suddenly at the top of the stairs to have Brenda for lunch because......Realism

  • Did I hurt your feelings?

    No, I'm just tired of hearing the same shit SIX MONTHS AFTER THE RELEASE OF THE LAST EPISODE. Grow up, move on.

    Bokor posted: »

    Did I hurt your feelings? 'Realism' was quite literally the explanation used for why Christa's fate won't be resolved - I'm pointing out the double standard that's a hallmark of Season 2's sub-par writing.

  • If you actually watch it, he doesn't chop at the thigh, He chops below the knee. So, a big difference indeed.

    I think we also should note the fact that size of a wrist and a thigh is very different. A wrist is thinner and smaller, and can be easy to

  • edited February 2015

    Oh, so it was calf/shin area. Still, it's thinker than the wrist.

    kaza125 posted: »

    If you actually watch it, he doesn't chop at the thigh, He chops below the knee. So, a big difference indeed.

  • the whole point of this thread is for people to bring up cases like Kenny's miraculous survival and Christa's disappearance...if you don't wanna read about it then you shouldn't read the thread

    Did I hurt your feelings? No, I'm just tired of hearing the same shit SIX MONTHS AFTER THE RELEASE OF THE LAST EPISODE. Grow up, move on.

  • Well for all we know, they could have been living at Howe's for most of the apocalypse and didn't have much experience actually surviving and constantly being on the move.

    Kateis posted: »

    Clementine meets a group of survivors that have lasted two years but all die within two weeks because... Realism

  • He meant in survivors terms

    DoubleJump posted: »

    Carver (a full grown white male with a huge chip on his shoulder) gives a "were not so different you and I comic book villain speech" to a little black girl cause realismmmms.

  • Yeah, I guessed that but still they survived two years. They couldn't have been at Howe's the whole time right?

    Well for all we know, they could have been living at Howe's for most of the apocalypse and didn't have much experience actually surviving and constantly being on the move.

  • I know, just having a laugh looking at it a certain way.

    colgato posted: »

    He meant in survivors terms

  • They could have. In the comics, there were people who lived in Alexandria I believe since the start of the apocalypse, so it's believable that the cabin group was there since the beginning. You have Sarah, who Carlos even says didn't know how bad the world was, so it makes sense that they found Howe's early in the apocalypse, explaining why someone like Sarah would have a lack of knoweldge about the world now.

    Kateis posted: »

    Yeah, I guessed that but still they survived two years. They couldn't have been at Howe's the whole time right?

  • Ok, maybe it applies to Carlos and Sarah but not to the others? I don't know but I guess it does make sense if they were there the whole time due to their mistake with the person who got bit.

    They could have. In the comics, there were people who lived in Alexandria I believe since the start of the apocalypse, so it's believable th

  • Bonnie also says that Luke and Carver had differing ideas on how to run Howe's, meaning that Luke was probably one of the main leaders of Howe's or was Carver's right hand man at one point, so it maakes sense for him to be there for a while if not since the beginning when it was starting out. And since Luke and Nick were friends, it makes sense for Nick to be there since the beginning as well, along with his mother and Pete. So really, all that leaves are Alvin and Rebecca. Due to her pregnancy, they had to have been there for at least 9 months, and since she said she used to do a lot of the announcements back in the day, her and Alvin were also probably there for a long time if not since the beginning.

    Kateis posted: »

    Ok, maybe it applies to Carlos and Sarah but not to the others? I don't know but I guess it does make sense if they were there the whole time due to their mistake with the person who got bit.

  • my apologies then, sorry

    DoubleJump posted: »

    I know, just having a laugh looking at it a certain way.

  • edited February 2015

    Metallica im gonna make a backstory on the cabin group before season 2 when they were at howes wanna assist me since i wanna just imagine it as a dlc mini story well do it on another thread

    Bonnie also says that Luke and Carver had differing ideas on how to run Howe's, meaning that Luke was probably one of the main leaders of Ho

  • Thanks but no thanks, I'm not much of a writer. You'd be better off without my help.

    Lehfeels posted: »

    Metallica im gonna make a backstory on the cabin group before season 2 when they were at howes wanna assist me since i wanna just imagine it as a dlc mini story well do it on another thread

  • i can fit everything in my back pocket like a bottle of whiskey and big plank of wood, because.........reality

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