"The Walking Realism" (Funny Stupid Non-Realism walking dead logic topic)

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  • edited February 2015

    These were even better than I imagined they would be.

    "Because of realism Clementine."

    Is it weird that I read that in Kenny's voice exactly?

    Lilacsbloom posted: »

    Heheheh...

  • edited February 2015

    Jane strikes a flint rock only 3 times and creates a full fire in a second or two. Realism...

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  • edited February 2015

    HAHAHAHA I LOVE THIS!

    I hurt my sinus from snorting really loud at "REAAAALISM! Boat... boat".
    Totally agree that Luke must've been scared of heights, probably had a bad experience when jumping rooftops.
    I know they did it for story purposes but Nick calling out to the slow ass moving walkers instead of running with Clem is the same thing surrounding Travis's death in season 1.
    Funny how they're both episode twos.

    Lilacsbloom posted: »

    Heheheh...

  • I hurt my sinus from snorting really loud at "REAAAALISM! Boat... boat"

    Originally it was 'echo, echo' but then I realized dammit, this is Kenny, BOAT! And so the deed was done :p

    HAHAHAHA I LOVE THIS! I hurt my sinus from snorting really loud at "REAAAALISM! Boat... boat". Totally agree that Luke must've been scar

  • I'm just looking at how sad Mike looks.

    Jane strikes a flint rock only 3 times and creates a full fire in a second or two. Realism...

  • These are great. I really liked the Nick one.

    Lilacsbloom posted: »

    Heheheh...

  • Taking a bullet wound to the chest, and being "fine" with no medical attention. The bullet "must have" passed through... Did anyone check???

    This! "It must've passed through" doesn't cut it when we're talking about a hunting-round to the goddamn chest. I've seen the damage one of those suckers can do to a deer and it's not pretty.

    CrazyGeorge posted: »

    When AJ was born he was completely clean, that isn't how babies look . It should of looked like a little blood soaked alien. Walking acro

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    Hows this for realism?

    Credits to BemBiann over on Deviant art. This is easily the best painting of a Walking Dead Character I've ever seen.

    Holy crap.

    But in all honesty. It's a game. If people are looking for realism, they should have stopped at, the dead coming back to life.

  • We really don't know, since Carver's guards actually seen them run away(No walker runs away), so they decided it was one of the people who escaped...

    Aerie88 posted: »

    I think that was supposed to be a stray bullet like with Carlos

  • Hot damn, you know what's realism? Kenny's fixed taste for fashion. Wearing the same damn necklace, hat, and mustache for over 2 years in the ZA.

    Hows this for realism? Credits to BemBiann over on Deviant art. This is easily the best painting of a Walking Dead Character I've ever se

  • If he's in season 3 I betcha he'll not only keep the hat, necklace, and mustache, but the eye patch too.

    DoubleJump posted: »

    Hot damn, you know what's realism? Kenny's fixed taste for fashion. Wearing the same damn necklace, hat, and mustache for over 2 years in the ZA.

  • TWD is actually a story about a man and his hat attempting to overcome impossible odds

    DoubleJump posted: »

    Hot damn, you know what's realism? Kenny's fixed taste for fashion. Wearing the same damn necklace, hat, and mustache for over 2 years in the ZA.

  • Lee gets grabbed by a walker through the doggy door in ep. 4, but it can only be opened by the dog collar. :')

    Realism.

  • If people are looking for realism, they should have stopped at, the dead coming back to life.

    I tell people this all the time when they talk about how 'unrealistic' Clementine's character was or what should've been expected of her...if they can make the leap in logic that there are man eating corpses then they can make the concession of allowing for the things Clem did in S2

    Hows this for realism? Credits to BemBiann over on Deviant art. This is easily the best painting of a Walking Dead Character I've ever se

  • He's probably wishing he could cook some racoon.

    dojo32161 posted: »

    I'm just looking at how sad Mike looks.

  • It's interesting to think about how zombies are so ingrained in fiction for us that suspending our disbelief for the living dead is fully possible, but having a child doing some extraordinary feats is crossing a line

    Aerie88 posted: »

    If people are looking for realism, they should have stopped at, the dead coming back to life. I tell people this all the time when t

  • >
    Headshots a zombie police officer with a shotgun

    "HEY! ARE U DED?!?!"

    "Come on Sam. Let's go find some food!"

    5 minutes later

    "Go find your own food T_T."

    >
    Sees legs chopped off

    "What happened to your legs man?" : o

  • nothing Clem did was extraordinary

    Deltino posted: »

    It's interesting to think about how zombies are so ingrained in fiction for us that suspending our disbelief for the living dead is fully possible, but having a child doing some extraordinary feats is crossing a line

  • bad choice of words, but the point still stands

    corpses reanimating and eating the living = disbelief is easily suspended

    11 year old kicks down door = hell no this is where we draw the line this is an OUTRAGE

    Aerie88 posted: »

    nothing Clem did was extraordinary

  • Well for her age, she has accomplished many things that are rather difference for the average preteen.

    Such as

    • Kicking down doors.

    • Lifting her own body weight

    • Kill walkers with unconventional weapons such a pipe, screwdriver etc

    • Running for long periods of time i.e during Nick's/Pete's prologue when she was running for the cabin.

    • Lacing up her own arm.

    I always believed that the wasteland helped condensation her body over the span of two years.

    Aerie88 posted: »

    nothing Clem did was extraordinary

  • Today was a depressing day and this made me cheer up a little. Thank you! :3

    Lilacsbloom posted: »

    Heheheh...

  • That drawing....

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    Hows this for realism? Credits to BemBiann over on Deviant art. This is easily the best painting of a Walking Dead Character I've ever se

  • Headshots a zombie police officer with a shotgun

    "HEY! ARE U DED?!?!"

    I thought Lee said that before he wakes up and attacks him :p

    JustinCage posted: »

    > Headshots a zombie police officer with a shotgun "HEY! ARE U DED?!?!" "Come on Sam. Let's go find some food!" 5 minutes later "Go find your own food T_T." > Sees legs chopped off "What happened to your legs man?" : o

  • Nope.avi after he shot old buddy with the shotgun, you get the look at option and Lee well say " Are you dead? HEY, ARE YOU DEAD?!" I found this weird because the walker had no head and was clearly dead.

    Green613 posted: »

    Headshots a zombie police officer with a shotgun "HEY! ARE U DED?!?!" I thought Lee said that before he wakes up and attacks him

  • I guess he was scared stupid. lol

    JustinCage posted: »

    Nope.avi after he shot old buddy with the shotgun, you get the look at option and Lee well say " Are you dead? HEY, ARE YOU DEAD?!" I found this weird because the walker had no head and was clearly dead.

  • edited February 2015

    When I was in elementary school many kids could climb the gym rope all the way to the top and do numerous pull-ups so Clem being able to lift her own weight is not crazy..using a weapon such as a pipe or screw driver not crazy....are walkers some how super human? They are still rotting corpses...bone becomes easier to break as it deteriorates....there were kids in my elementary school that could run the mile in about 6-7minutes...her being able to run to the cabin isn't hard to grasp..it was within a mile...suturing her own arm was shown to her by christa and what else is she going to do? Wait til morning when it could be too late? Everything she did was explainable and not some crazy jump in logic...oh yeah, with the trailor...it's easy to believe that the trailor was easy to break into...I wouldn't imagine it had very strong doors....there's a reason you don't see many fat ppl in the apocalypse

    JustinCage posted: »

    Well for her age, she has accomplished many things that are rather difference for the average preteen. Such as * Kicking down doors.

  • Nope.avi it was just REALISM!!!

    I guess he was scared stupid. lol

  • Be that as it may lad/lass, I myself never really seen children her age actually do some of the things she done in season 2 (me leaving in America could have played a hand in that.) Nevertheless, back in elementary school, the kids my age could never do any of the following listed ( apart from the zombie killing bit) but I guess you just had better experiences than me when it came to athletic children. : P

    Aerie88 posted: »

    When I was in elementary school many kids could climb the gym rope all the way to the top and do numerous pull-ups so Clem being able to lif

  • :D eheheheheh

    Brilliant!

    Lilacsbloom posted: »

    I hurt my sinus from snorting really loud at "REAAAALISM! Boat... boat" Originally it was 'echo, echo' but then I realized dammit, this is Kenny, BOAT! And so the deed was done

  • lass; but I live in the States too

    JustinCage posted: »

    Be that as it may lad/lass, I myself never really seen children her age actually do some of the things she done in season 2 (me leaving in A

  • edited February 2015

    It is basically a fantasy game but when you have Russian's missing with AK's at close range then magically swapping guns between episodes it just looks like a big brain fart in the creativity department and takes you out of the story.

    Either that or TTG just thinks their audience are really f@#%ing stupid and wouldn't notice things like that at all.

    Hows this for realism? Credits to BemBiann over on Deviant art. This is easily the best painting of a Walking Dead Character I've ever se

  • XD

    My favorite genre of games is actually zombie games/survival horror, so I don't really hold that much on the realism expectations for my games. Yeah, some times they through me for a HUGE loop and all realism has left the room. But initially, I think the game was sooooo amazing, because it was something all of us zombie apocalypse fans have always wanted.

    A truly gritty, survival horror game. Seriously, no other game to me comes close to how emotional involved and emotionally intense The Walking Dead is. Resident Evil romanticizes it. Dead Space actionizes it. But the Walking Dead, was gritty and IMO very good for it's many thought provoking and heartbreaking decisions.

    Aerie88 posted: »

    If people are looking for realism, they should have stopped at, the dead coming back to life. I tell people this all the time when t

  • BLOOOOOOOOPERS

    I know, I love me some good Kenny fan art. XD

    bloop posted: »

    That drawing....

  • I agree, very questionable and downright appalling goofs did occur... but...

    The best part of the series wasn't what was going on around us per say, but what decisions we had to make as a person in the situation. And I think that's where the realism really lies in the game. Our decisions as a player.

    Lee4ever posted: »

    It is basically a fantasy game but when you have Russian's missing with AK's at close range then magically swapping guns between episodes it

  • This fucking made my day.

    MAKE ONE FOR EACH EPISODE NOW XD

    Lilacsbloom posted: »

    Heheheh...

  • edited February 2015

    The walking realism "Season 2 edition" -complete set

    Episode 1 "All that Realisms"

    Episode 2 "A Realism Divided"

    Episode 3 "In Realism's Way"

    Episode 4 "Amid The Realisms"

    Episode 5 "No Going Realism"

    We for sure need it

    This fucking made my day. MAKE ONE FOR EACH EPISODE NOW XD

  • i never noticed the gun swapping until people on the forums pointed it out

    Lee4ever posted: »

    It is basically a fantasy game but when you have Russian's missing with AK's at close range then magically swapping guns between episodes it

  • HAHAHA No going realism...

    Lehfeels posted: »

    The walking realism "Season 2 edition" -complete set Episode 1 "All that Realisms" Episode 2 "A Realism Divided" Episode 3 "In Realism's Way" Episode 4 "Amid The Realisms" Episode 5 "No Going Realism" We for sure need it

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